4 Page 10-The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, February 10, 1988 'Serpent' underscores plot By Steve Knopper How do you rate a horror film? Should it scare your pants off? Or should it make you want to vomit? Master of horror Wes Craven (Nightmare on Elm Street) achieves little of the former in his new flick, The Serpent and the Rainbow. As for the latter, this film has it all - maggots, human head-removing, snakes jumping out of zombies' mouths, and worst of all, scrotum- drilling. In fact, each scene is expertly crafted and filmed solely to make you sick., But the thrills are predictable, and Craven never really explains why the characters are motivated to endure their living hell. The story, which often takes a back seat to Craven's stomach- wrenching effects, begins with a flashback involving dashing young anthropologist Dennis Alan (played like cardboard by William Hirt look- alike Bill Pullman). Alan drinks medicine from an Amazonian Shaman and finds himself running through the jungle, chased by imagi- nary tigers and falling into bottom- less pits. This scene sets the tone for the rest of the movie. Ten years later, Alan's company sends him to Haiti to investigate rumors of zombies. Alan, skeptical at first, follows lead after lead, falls in love with beautiful Haitian doctor Marielle Celine (Cathy Tyson of Mona Lisa), and fi- nally arouses the ire of police officer, zombie-master, soul-possessor, and slimebag Dargent Peytraud (Zakes Mokae). Peytraud, unfortunately for Alan, is a sadist who enjoys inflicting pain upon those he doesn't like because he likes to hear them scream. After Alan snoops around Haiti, trying to find out why these backward Haitians are whining about zombies, Peytraud discovers that Alan is not just an- other tourist. Alan endures a nailed hole in his scrotum, facial knife wounds, scary nightmares (Craven's trademark), and poison. But he stays in Haiti to find the secret of the zombies, to kill Peytraud and to win the woman. Alan's experiences are graphically portrayed by Craven, but it's never really clear what motivates him not to run back to America and hide un- der his bed. The movie tries to establish Ce- line as the desire behind Alan's ac- tions, but the relationship never gets off the ground. The movie's lone love scene seems to be thrown in because there's nothing else to do. Celine, who starts off as an accom- plished zombie doctor, ends up a spineless, stand-by-your-man Alan supporter. Most of the Haitians are portrayed as uncivilized, voodoo-loving sav- ages who must be saved by the great white doctor from America. They look to him as a savior who must single-handedly conquer Peytraud and discover the secret of the zombies. Craven's directing, taken scene by scene, is effective and horrifying, and he succeeds in giving the film a dreamy aura. But the movie wears thin, and it's not quite clear why Alan submits to the hell he receives. There are good points, such as Alan's live burial and zombified march through Haiti, but for the most part, Serpent relies on effects without fo- cusing on the story. Workshop looks n of at the reali Haitian doctor Marielle Celine (C dance for Harvard anthropologist the new movie 'The Serpent and Brazilian .razz By Brian Bonet Tonight Eclipse Jazz explores the rhythms of Brazilian Jazz with the first of a series of three lectures celebrating the realm and influence of "Latin Jazz in America." The featured artists will be guitarist Joe LoDuca and percussionist Jerry LeDuff, both of the Detroit area. LoDuca is a jazz performing artist and composer. In 1985 The Joe .LoDuca Group represented Detroit at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland. Beyond his role as a percussionist, LeDuff owns a jewelry store where he actively designs merchandise. In addition, LeDuff is a collector and researcher of percussionist instruments of all cultures. "The workshop is designed to work at all different levels of Brazilian music," says LoDuca. "We'll be talking about the music in its own culture ... and how that culture has had a lot of influence on "America's main music formation - which is jazz." LeDuff adds that the workshop will contain some oral history and contemporary samplings of the rhythms, followed by a question and answer period. If time allows, there may be an opportunity for hands on participation. "It's going to be pretty loose," says LeDuff about the format of the workshop. "If some students want to play or try some of the rhythms ... they'll have an opportunity to do so." LeDuff will showcase some interesting instruments from his percussion collection: the surdo, a large bass drum; the cuica, a single head drum with a stick in the center that is pulled with a wet cloth as the musician makes sounds by applying pressure to the drum head with his fingers; and the berimbau, an instrument that has evolved from a bow and arrow and has a gourd that serves as a resonator. From a percussionist's stand point, LeDuff says, the complexity of the rhythm structure is what Latin Jazz has given to American Jazz. "The polyrhythmic aspect of the music is the most intriguing," says LeDuff. LoDuca will bring only an acoustic guitar to the workshop, but .that's all he'll need. The one-time classical guitarist points out that .besides percussionist instruments, the rhythms of Brazilian guitar have also had an impact on American Jazz. LoDuca adds that jazz has evolved as more than just a music of the United States. "While jazz started as an American art form, it is truly a cosmopolitan music. It accepts influences readily." LoDuca points to World War II as an example of when Brazilian influences were heavily incorporated into the music. THE BRAZILIAN JAZZ WORKSHOP will be held in the Wolverine Room of the Michigan Union, 7:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tickets are $3. The caucuses: By Jennifer Kohn Last weekend I was a prop in a self-perpetuating production, pos- sessed by the funds and momentum of self-interest, media hype, voter initiative, and perhaps altruism. The Iowa Caucus weekend was a baroque farce en route to deciding the fate of our nation, yet I afforded myself a position of critical subjectivity, as if the city of Des Moines and the state of Iowa were overtaken by a perfor- mance for my benefit. Like many theatre goers, I was uncertain what to expect from the spectacle. The initial scene revolving around the Reverend Jesse Jackson was overwhelming. A banjo barn band played "The Jesse Song" while fans and media concentrated on the then empty stage. The media was an amorphous blob, assuming an al- leged role of irrelevancy, while actu- ally monopolizing the direction of action. The city of Des Moines is the dream of an urban planner. It is a sprawling shopping mall connected by skywalks (elitist sidewalks float- ing above the streets). As if the city had been created for the campaigners, the skywalks were filled with the media, the Skywalk Golf Open, and the relatively few civilian volunteers marching between hotel ballrooms and bars in support of their candi- dates. Again, I was increasingly struck by the portrayals of the primary actors, the candidates. Each was deliberate in establishing an identity, to be reinforced by his supporting cast. Sunday morning Mike Dukakis invited his local supporters to a pancake breakfast and strutted casually around the room, (recall, Theatre- this is in the presence of 22 mini- cams), gracefully recalling Gus' Pizzeria in Cedar Rapids, and reflecting on his 25th wedding an- niversary (June 20). At 3 p.m. Paul Simon had the same room and lobby sprawling with supporters eating popcorn, drinking $2 beers, and lis- tening to Big Band Muzak. His toothy family stood behind him as he philosophically discussed arms control and rural living. I tried not to allow my politics to affect my theatrical observations, but I did notice this: Robert Dole and George Bush concentrated less on the contrivance of their relative "identities," and more on their clout as darker, more serious Republicans. I saw Bush and his wife in a subur- ban living room, grovelling for votes, as the country club member- ship sympathized with his com- plaints of the Iowa weather (What { T. h{ -athy Tyson) performs a voodoo Dennis Alan (Bill Pullman) in IV the Rainbow.' absurd- about the homeless freezing in the streets, George?). Dole received a,'O lukewarm welcome at a progressive, Catholic high school. Confident of his own power in Iowa, he sonde-' scended to the teenagers, ignorng 5 their questions, correcting their facts,'- and propagating the Bad Guy image, of the Russians as '"a Godless', Communist Country." The performances were thorough, well-financed, and well-staged. As a theatre reviewer, not a member of the objective "Press," I saw the spectacle of the year, the descending of 4,000 media reps, and II candi- dates on a small Bible Belt state. For all the expense and pomp, I spoke with a prop - a waitress at " Dukakis' breakfast, a mother of fiver, and slave' to the skywalks. She told, me she hadn't thought about whom to vote for; her husband knows more, about politics because he listens to" the radio in his truck. Cri~tic (Continued from Page 9) David Lynch, and, perhaps his fa- vorite, Albert Brooks. In portraying neurotic schlemiels who long for some sort of transcendental satisfac- tion but haven't got the guts to find it, Brooks knows that, in Edelstein's words, "the critical ego can some- times get elephantine, and the best solution is to deflate yourself pub- licly." At the same time the critic shies away from some directors with I akes refreshing a enormous reputations, including nature, Edelstein does not foresee Hitchcock and Kubrick. The former, himself remaining in what he affec- Edelstein contends, offered a limited tionately calls "this racket" for much world view that unfortunately has longer. 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