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Wednesday, November 11, 1987
McMurtry won't go
By SCOTT G. MILLER
Greg McMurtry does not want to
become the next Bo Jackson.
Jackson, who plays for both the Na-
tional Football League's Los Angeles
Raiders and Major League Baseball's
Kansas City Royals, is the first athlete in
years to be under contract simultaneously
to two professional sports teams. Mc-
Murtry, a sophomore at the University,
also stars in both football and baseball.
But, he says, that won't always be the
"I think I would much rather pick one
sport and try to be the best I can," said
McMurtry. "It's too much of a strain go-
ing from one game to another."
He will delay the straining decision of
which sport to pursue until the end of his
college career. Both professional football
and baseball teams are interested in the 6-
THE BOSTON RED SOX drafted
the Brockton, Mass., native on the first
round of the baseball draft last spring, but
McMurtry turned down a six-figure
contract. The Wolverines' center fielder
last season, he hit .299 and knocked in the
game-winning run in the Big Ten
"He had an exceptional year considering
he started playing in January," said
Michigan baseball head coach Bud Mid-
daugh. "We feel fortunate to have him."
He also may go in the first round of the
football draft. Last year, the Sporting
News named McMurtry Freshman Re-
ceiver of the Year. His combination of
size, speed, and soft hands interests the
"McMurtry is a great first-round Na-
tional Football league prospect," said
Brockton high school coach Armand
Columbo about McMurtry while Michi-
gan recruited him. "He lacks no prerequi-
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Doily Photo by SCOTT IITUCHY
Wide receiver Greg McMurtry celebrates a touchdown earlier this season against Notre
THE SPORTING VIES
By RICHARD EISEN
"Paging Dry Eisen to the operat-
ing room. Paging Dr. Eisen to the
"Yes, nurse, what's the prob-
"Doctor, it's that patient again,
the National Hockey League. It's
been in too many fights again and
now it's fighting for respectability."
"Yes, I see. It's gotten so bad that
the patient has developed a tumor."
"A TUMOR? Where?"
"Right there, nurse. It's in the
shape of Dave Brown. You know
- Dave Brown?"
"Where have you been, in a plas-
tic bubble? Dave Brown is a so-
called 'defensemnan' for the Philadel-
phia Flyers. Last week, he violently
and maliciously crosschecked New
York Ranger Tomas Sandstrom.
Sandstrom, totally unexpectingthe
cheap shot, had his neck viciously
snapped back and had to leave the
game on a stretcher. He hasn't
played the same since.
"The sad thing about all this is
that Brown only received a 15-game
suspension. If Brown had done this
on the streets of New York, he
would have been arrested for assault
and battery and faced a possible
prison sentence. Since he did it in a
The NHL is sick,
and the doctor is in
Flyers uniform during an NHL
game, he only received a 15-game
suspension. The patient has con-
tracted a very abnormal disease."
"BUT DOCTOR, what does
Brown have to say about all this?"
"He claims he was doing his job,
and the sad thing is that he's right.
You see, nurse, Brown is a type of
tumor that the NHL calls a n
'enforcer.' His job is solely to beat
the brains out of anyone beating his
own team. And the tumor is spread-
ing. Nearly every NHL team now
has an enforcer on its roster.
"What healthy league these days
has something called an enforcer?
Does baseball have a special type of
pitcher who comes into the game to
solely bean somebody in the head?
No. In order to stop the cancer from
spreading, the patient must impose
stricter punishments. The patient
can be such a graceful and beautiful
game if it weren't for this tumor."
"Hurry, Doctor. The patient is in
shock. Suggest something."
"First, penalize the coach, since it
is he who sends the enforcer out on
the ice to do the dirty work. Fine the
coach 10 to 20 grand, depending on
the seriousness of the penalty. Let
the coach think about whether he
wants to take his family to Disney-
world during the offseason before he
sends his goon out on the ice.
"Second, suspend the player for
three months and the entire playoffs
without pay. The goon will have to
sit and watch while his team goes
through the most important part of
"Third, if this player commits the
same crime again, he will be sus-
pended for an entire year- without
"Last, if the player hasn't learned
his lesson at this point, he deserves
to be banished from the patient for
"Sutures, nurse. The patient is
cured for now."
"Do you think it can survive the
"Only if it takes the prescribed
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THURSDAY, Nov. 12. "Peer Interaction and Learning in Small
Group Settings"-Tribute Room, 1322 School of Education Building,
Dr. Noreen Webb of the University of California, Los Angeles, will speak
under the auspices of the Center for Research on Leaming and Schooling.
Free; for information, contact Cathy Szymke, 3112 School of Education Building or
call (313) 763-2374.
THURSDAY, Nov. 12. "Motivated Strategies for Learning"-
Tribute Room, 1322 School of Education Building, 11:10 a.m.
Dr. Paul Pintrich will be the speaker at the monthly student/faculty session of
the Program in Curriculum, Teaching, and Psychological Studies.
Free; for information, contact the Program in Curriculum, Teaching, and
Psychological Studies, 1323 School of Education Building or call (313) 763-0650.
TUESDAY, Dec. 8. Holiday Open House-Tribute Room, 1322
School of Education Building, 2 to 4 p.m.
Office of Minority Student Affairs will host its annual open house.
Free; for information, contact Joyce L Weiss, 1321 School of Eucation Building
or call (313) 936-3247.
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 9. Meeting for Prospective School of
Education Graduate Students-Tribute Room, 1322 School of
Education Building, 6 p.m.
Presentations by Office of Academic Services staff members as well as faculty
Free; for information, contact the Office of Academic Services, 1228 School of
Education Building or call (313) 764-7563.
THURSDAY, Dec. 17. "Microcomputer Assisted Instruction in
High School Chemistry and Instructional Strategy Simulation in
Teacher Education "-Tribute Room, 1322 School of Education
Building, 11:10 a.m.-12 noon; end of term luncheon will follow.
Dr. Burton E. Voss will be the speaker at the monthly student/faculty session
of the Program in Curriculum, Teaching, and Psychological Studies.
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By STEVE ROEDER
Ann Colloton and Brent Lang led
the Michigan men's and women's
swimming teams to impressive
showings this past weekend in the
Big Ten relays in Evanston. Though
no scores were kept in the. seven-
school, 10-event meet, e a c h
Michigan team recorded five
Colloton's leadoff split of 1:06.1
in the 3 x 100 breaststroke race was
less than a second away from the
NCAA qualifying time. With
Jennifer Eck and Candice Quinn
swimming equally impressive times,
the Michigan breaststrokers
outdistanced the field by 10 seconds.
"It was a fun meet," said women's
coach Jim Richardson. "I think that
the breaststrokers did an excellent
job. Those were three good times for
the first meet.
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