Page 8 -The Michigan Daily-Tuesday, October 20, 1987 0 Records Leaving Trains Fuck SST Records Regardless of what you think about the Leaving Trains' choice of album title, Fuck is an honest, gutsy LP that reflects the band's undisputably sound judgement in musical matters. With 14 propulsive tunes and energy enough for at least triple that number, the Trains have created a record that just about knocks you over and into the next room. Fuck has more personality than last year's not-so-shabby Kill Tunes, and happily doesn't suffer in the slightest from the band's radical line- up change. It recalls traces of Richard Hell's best efforts, while much of it smacks of the same angry demons that fuel the Celibate Rifles. The Trains are raw and sloppy, and sound so good because they are. "(I Don't Know) What (I'm Doing Here)" is a short, slap-happy riff with a spontaneous fusion of garbled, incoherent muttering and harmonica playing. It's as effortless as most of Fuck's other songs, which just use lots of guitar inspired noise plus whatever the hell the band feels like adding at the moment - like whistles on "Walking With You," or artsy, layered bits of Reagan denying Irangate on "What the President Meant to Say." Fuck's got its share of throw- aways, too, like the goofy "Violent Sex" and "The Horse Song," but most of the other tracks are just blaring, feverish punches that are Special Student and Youth Fares to EUROPE_ from New York on Scheduled Airlines! DESTINATIONS OW RT LONDON $195 $389 PARIS 230 430 FRANKFURT 255 490 ROME/MILAN 275 530 VIENNA/BELGRADE 280 540 ZURICH/GENEVA 265 500 Add $25 in each direction for Boston or Washington, D.C. departures. Add $50 in each direction for Pittsburgh, Cleveland, or Raleigh-Durham departures. Other add-on fares are available. Weekend surcharges may apply. Student and Youth Fares to On Scheduled Airlines! 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They try so hard to put out an air of cynicism, and continually fail. Not only in the title, but also in their songs. At the end of "Space," which sounds su- spiciously like Talking Heads, the singer, repeating for three and a half minutes that, "Space... is what we need," quips, "After that.., try life insurance." All this and more, from a band that sounds like a bunch of Smiths wanna-bes. It's Immaterial play a poppy sort of music, lots of boppy drums and twangy guitar. They don't sound like any one band in particular, luckily, despite brief similarities to Talking Heads and the Smiths. Instead, they tend to sound like a different band on each of their songs in a way that seems to be not so much influence but imitation. There is really nothing new here, it's more just a conglomeration of all the favorite English dance bands. "Driving Away From Home" not only utilizes the token Smiths style, melodic strummed guitar and simple background drums, but more or less blatantly "steals" vocals, too. The vocalist sounds just a bit too much like Morrissey to begin with, but he then goes on to copy his style. The song is about a man trying to convince his girlfriend to go for a drive with him. At one point he sings, "When I was young we were going to move out this way/ for the clean air, healthy you know/ to get away from all the factories and the smoke." Not only are their speech styles alike, but he also uses The Leaving Trains sing about Irangate on their new album 'Fuck.' Despite its controversial title, the album is selling faster than any IBM shares today. I -mm Is Morrissey's own subtle way o f expressing socio/political views. How ironic. -Robert Flaggert Various Artists The Ugly Duckling,; The Emperor and the Nightingale; How the Rhinoceros Got His Skin and How the Camel Got His Hump Rabbit Ears/ Windham Hill Records Okay, the last I heard of audio re- cordings of fairy tales was about ten years ago when my little brother was listening to "Little Red Riding Hood" on some K-Tel cassette. So I turn my back for a decade, and all of a sudden Windham Hill is in on the act. Well, I applaud them, because these are three great records. To put an end to any rumors as quickly as possible, yes, Cher does narrate The Ugly Duckling. That alone would make the album worth buying, but in comparison to the other two it is easily the best. The story, written by Hans Christian Anderson, is told over a soundtrack by one of Windham Hill's most innovative artists, Patrick Ball, which only makes the story more enjoyable. Other narrators include stars Glenn Close on The Emperor and the Nightingale and Jack Nicholson on How the Rhinoceros Got His Skin & How the Camel Got His Hump. Think of these three albums as a joke if you want to, but hey - they're fun. They're class, too, so don't be too quick to condemn them or Windham Hill. The only problem with these records is that they are catering to the wrong age group. Realistically, I don't knowghow many people in the eight and under category that buy records, but hopefully the rest of us will. -Robert Flaggert UM News in The Daily 764-0552 I 4 Bain & Company, Inc. Management Consultants cordially invites The University of Michigan Classes of 1988 & 1989 to a presentation and reception on Associate Consultant Career Opportunities and Internships in Corporate Strategy Consulting They're Immaterial: Jarvis Whitehead (left) and John Campell (right) aren't opening any new doors here. 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