4 Page 10 -The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, September 30, 1987 See th By Scott Collins Although the fuzzy morality of Platoon may have made a far bigger mess in Vietnam than the actual conflict it sought to portray, Hollywood has acknowledged the film's success by yodelling that a decade-long bout with artistic dysentery is finally over. Popular sovereignty has decreed that there will be fewer juvenile comedies and many more "serious adult pictures" that will finger such timely (!) topics as Vietnam and the death of Steven Biko. This is a grand and conciliatory announcement, designed to accom- odate intelligent and presumably older (read: over 18) viewers, who in the past ten years have waded through the sewage of the Star Wars, .Superman, Rocky, and First Blood series, and in the meantime dodged the debris of the court of Teen Queen Phoebe Cates and her pimply-faced jesters. Pardon me if I'm skeptical, but if today's filmgoers really want social relevance - and I'm not at all sure that they do - then Hollywood is the last place I would tell them to look. It's gratifying to learn of the Sunset kids' contrition, and God e color knows that a few of this summer's movies showed modest promise (Roxanne, The Untouchables, and Nicholson of Eastwick). But lest anyone nurtures great expectations, behold what else Tinseltown has grunted out in the past nine months: Black Widow, Mannequin, Project X, Blind Date, Burglar, Police Academy 4, and Fatal Attraction. At least so far, Hollywood has scrupulously avoided rocking any boats, including those in the Mediterranean and the Persian Gulf. Any references to foreign or domestic problems are only hinted at with the most tremendous discretion or caricature. For example, after seeing the latest Bond film,The Living Daylights, I imagined that if God would not enlist on the side of the Afghan rebels, Daffy Duck most assuredly would. Why won't Hollywood tackle social problems? Aside from the fundamental illiteracy of Rodeo Drive, the biggest obstacle is economic. Studio executives, as well as the financiers who back their pictures, so lustfully seek big profits that they'll chase down any prospect that looks like a sure thing. The cosmic cowboys of Lucas and Spielberg rested so comfortably in our consciousness that our pol- iticians named, and perhaps modelled, our real defense initiatives after them. A blockbuster mentality soon developed, and that commercial imperative won't disappear overnight. That's why it's so hard to keep green from laughing at the hoo-ha surrounding Hollywood's new "social relevance." Evidently it's taken the overhyped success of Platoon to convince the studios that some viewers are tired of sitting through pictures that introduce flatulence as a main character. But the show-biz moguls don't seem to realize that commercialism undercuts, social consciousness. Since Hollywood's commitment to politics and morality extends no further than the box office receipt tape, don't expect it to examine social problems intelligently. What we're going to end up getting, if I'm not mistaken, are some diluted urine samples squeezed out of any available victim, from AIDS to Irangate to apartheid. The upcoming "adult" pictures will result from the sore consciences of some very powerful people; including Steven Spielberg, who is probably more responsible for the illiteracy and infantilization of movies than anyone else. This wunderkind had the nerve to accept his Thalberg Award with a heartfelt plea for a return to our literary heritage. I second that platitude, but isn't it ironic that the call to arms came from the enemy's camp? Cinecism is a new weekly feature of the Daily Arts Section which will appear every Wednesday. The column will explore topics in film and campus cinema. flounder recording artists the Ttes Noires will play at the Ark tonight at 8p.m. in support of their new album 'Clay Foot Gods.' i Poised popularity (Continued from Page 9) songs are considerably more captivating than an economics textbook. The a cappella "Why are the Farmers Dying?" is both a testament to the human voice and the disappearing virtues of rural life. The song asks the poignant questions about what kind society it is that drives once-proud farmers to commit suicide. The song reflects the South Dakota upringing of songwriter Jennifer Holt. Others songs stem from Totes Noires band members' upbringings. "Bless Me," an irreverant look at religious confession, undoubtably is related to the predominance of ex- Catholics in the group. But Holt is quick to point out that the intent is not to offend: "it's just in fun for us, and that's kind of the way we are...we like to poke fun at American institutions." The somewhat uneasy fusion of this attitude with Tetes Noires' sound produces a unique and engaging style. Tetes Noires will be performing at The Ark tonight. The performance is scheduled to begin at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8.50. Arthur Mill1er at Rackham t( of his plays, Mer writes, "Another why a n material, so to speak, of drama is why he not describable in a word, and has a to hell less direct influence on style. Itohlv mention it, however, because it is tonight, probably the single most powerful ArthurM influence on my way of writing and Arthu enforces on me a kind of taste and autobiog approach to the art which marks Rackham these plays. It is necessary, if one is free. to reflect reality, not only to depict reads onight nan does what he does, or nearly didn't do it, but why )t simply walk away and say with it." 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