ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT so fragmented-some of the narrators are completely undeveloped-that "Rules" ends up feeling like endless MTV videos strung together. There is no story here- just the depressing flotsam of a spoiled generation. While striving to be just as hip, Tama Janowitz is much less serious than Ellis. (At least he hasn't made an Amaretto ad yet.) In fact, she may be the first true "lite" novelist-all fizz and no substance. Unlike Ellis, Janowitz creates a bizarre world without a compelling thread of reality, peo- pled with characters so flimsy and odd they might as well be lifted out of an Andy War- hol movie. Of course, Janowitz has let us know, over and over again, that she was one of Andy'sgirls-that wild-and-crazy bunch that included Edie Sedgwick and Candy Darling. Now, in the best Warhol tradition, Janowitz is capitalizing on her 15 minutes of fame. Her new novel, "A Cannibal in Manhattan" (288 pages. Crown. $16.95), isn't actually new at all; it's one of a group of books she wrote that were never pub- lished. Riding on the crest of notoriety of "Slaves," she's recycling her older work. Abriefplotsynopsiswill, atleast, prepare the unsuspecting: a cannibal (Mgungu) comes to New York on the invitation of an American heiress (Maria Fishburn) who has fallen in love with him upon seeing his picture on the cover of Time magazine. A rather sophomoric mock cover of Time ap- pears among the photographs, showing a cannibal with a pen through his nose under the headline PRIMITIVE RITUALS. Mgungu tells the story, theoretically through Jano- witz, according to a "letter" to the publish- ers in the beginning of the novel. 'Primitive' voice: Unlike Janowitz's zany downtown artists in "Slaves," Mgungu's premodern perspective on the world is nei- ther insightful nor amusing. For example, his account of his first airplane trip: "Flat- tened into my seat with fear ... my hand involuntarily went to my crotch, as if I had forgotten, although I hadn't, that I was no longer clad in only a gourd around my penis and a bunch of teeth around my waist." Mgungu's misadventures in the big city cover all the corny things that are supposed to happen to tourists: he gets kicked by pedestrians, sprayed with mud by a passing car and taken for a $189 ride by a New York cabby. When Mgungu stumbles upon a mu- tilated body in Fishburn's apartment, his companion, a dwarf, actually mouths the boilerplate clich6: "This is New York. Things like this happen all the time." If Janowitz intends Mgungu to be an innocent abroad, bearing witness to the corruption of advanced civilization, the de- vice fails miserably. It's too dull and pre- dictable a moral, and she renders it in an artless fashion. Her transplanted canni- bal, with his stilted "primitive" voice, is not endearing. After nearly 300 pages of Mgungu-speak, the reader may want to see Janowitz skewered and served up as some- body's dinner. JENNET CONANT I 4 ;hip in "Think [olsapple sings, haul, love con- the long run, e your fun/In vo, there stands In a truly goofy ranting to visit e Salt Flats, he know but Ihear s hot as hell/ /Very hot and L that is that / In The dB's aren't ke music about problems of ev- the humdrum Fyouandme.It's Zem back again. RON GIVENS SEPTEMBER 1987 50 NEWSWEEKONCAMPUS