windfall from the late Coca-Cola magnate Robert W. Wood- ruff and its private status. In return, Carter was awarded the special status of university distinguished professor, which carries no specific course load but allows him to choose the classes he wishes to attend as guest lecturer two or three days a month. Carter has spoken with M.B.A. candidates about deregulation and to theology students about the involvement of ministers in public affairs. He also gives an annual lecture to second-year medical students on the relationship between government and medicine. Carter takes his concentrated teaching duties quite seri- ously. On one recent occasion, the former president ad- dressed law students on regulatory issues that had arisen during his presidency. "The detail with which the class went into the subject was extreme," says Carter aide Steven H. Hochman. "As president, it was true that he was responsible for these issues, but in most cases he would be advised by the attorney general. He had to prepare more for that class than he would have had to know as president." Carter confesses that such classes, together with a schedule of "public meet- ings," breakfasts, lunches and dinners, leave him "really exhausted." "It's almost more than I can handle in one day," he says, "but I'm not complaining. I kind of asked for it, and I approve the schedule ahead of time. So when I do go I cram as much as I can into the days." Brzezinski is a busy man. His T he Power Players: Zbigniewmyadpbiadprvt -- myriad public and private responsibilities limit him to just one day a week of teaching at Columbia, where he was a professor before becoming Jimmy m yI Carter's national-security adviser. Still, his students seldom complain. Unlike many professors who have never left the campus, Brzezinski conveys something of the ten- sion of real-life policymaking. "He demands a coherent strategic vi- sion that is effective and hard hitting," says law student Fred Reinke. "It was a great class," adds 23-year-old Julia Klare of Brzezin- ski's graduate seminar. "He was a great professor. It's probably one of the best classes I had at Columbia." Feeling more alive: S Few students seem to mind that other obligations limit Brzezinski to just one office hour a week. "A lot of other professors are located here and they're just as inaccessible," says Ph.D. candidate John Baker. "There's a general prob- lem at Columbia of many students and a very overcommit- ted faculty." Brzezinski is always well prepared for his classes and seems committed to his students. He writes a personal note congratulating every student to whom he gives an A. He is also dedicated to Columbia. He personally requested that his salary be lowered so as not to engender jealousy among other professors. Nor is he above parading himself before potential donors. "I will make a couple of appearances a year," he says. "I sort of have an understand- ing with the university." Jeane Kirkpatrick is busy as well. The former U.S. ambassa- dor to the United Nations enters her office at Georgetown a little the worse for wear, the victim of both a cold and her own imposing workload as a teacher, newspaper columnist and resident scholar at the conservative American Enter- prise Institute. "I've always admired the British and French tradition of the man or woman of letters who manages both scholarship and commentary on events of the day," she insists. But rather than bringing her personal experiences into the classroom, says government major Dennis Roche, Kirkpatrick has a reputation for al- lowing her classes to become "really boring." "She was rarely prepared," adds Suzanne Connolly, another gov- ernment major. "People would liter- ally get up and leave in the middle of her lectures." he Showman: Stephen Jay Gould is a natural showman. During his ambitiously ti- tled lectures on the History I of the Earth and of Life, he digresses on Mickey Mouse, science- fiction movies and baseball trivia. In one famous lecture a teaching assist- ant walked onstage carrying an enor- mous sawhorse with toothpick legs. The contraption collapsed when set down on the floor-an example of the constraints of evolution. The profes- LARRY MURPHY-UT AUSTIN sor has little tolerance for those who entist Weinberg dispute his views. He is particularly ci 10 NEWSWEEK ON CAMPUS SEPTEMBER 1987