ARTS Page7 The Michigan Daily Wednesday, September 23, 1987 'Fatal Attraction': Fatal concoction By Scott Collins The British director Adrian Lyne has already proven that he understands style better than anything else. In his big hit, Flashdance, he sacrificed plot and character development for color and choreography; in 9 1/2 Weeks, he re- made Last Tango in Paris with margarine instead of butter. So Lyne was beginning to establish a reputation as the Neiman- Marcus of directors, an artist who believed that what characters wear suggests more about their per- sonalities than what they say or do. Terribly dull people, we might think, but don't they look smashing in spandex? In Lyne's trendy mind, all the world's a fashion ramp, and men and women merely models. That aesthetic, if you can call it that, worked well enough for feature- length videos about jazz dancing and naughty love affairs, but apparently Lyne grew bored and wanted to try his hand at weightier material. The only problem is that he doesn't really know how to create a film of substance because he's been per- fecting his garish technique for so long. I suspect that's. the problem in his latest effort, which is so leaden and trashy that it could have been made by any of a number of hacks,.. save for its telling and oppressive self-consciousness. Traces of Lyne's former stylistic impulses remain, but Fatal Attraction has no sense of humor. It's as serious as a nervous breakdown, and about as dis- comforting as witnessing one. Part of the dourness lies in the subject matter. This is a film about every cheating husband's nightmare: discovering that the "other woman" is a jealous and vengeful psychotic. Dan Gallagher (Michael Douglas) is a successful and happily married New York attorney who meets Alex Forrest (Glenn Close) through some mutual work in the publishing business. The attraction between the two is, as Alex coyly admits, "obvious," and when Dan's wife leaves town for the weekend, he and Alex end up in bed. Come Monday morning, Dan would just assume forget about the whole affair, but Alex won't let him. At first, her prompting is nothing more than mild nagging, but soon betrays the most violently possessive instincts. Dan himself becomes almost criminal in his attempts to get rid of her. Alex is more than a clinging vine; she's a Venus flytrap, and she's willing to destroy Dan, his family, and herself because he won't take her back. (How in the world did this woman ever get through a schoolgirl crush?) Not a happy circumstance, certainly, but one with possibilities for a thriller. Hitchcock would have been urbane; Sidney Lumet, moral; John Carpenter, terrifying. But Lane is, alas, confused. There are some nice moments, such as when Dan and Alex flirts over dinner on their first date. And, as always, Lyne knows how to stage love scenes for maximum titillation. But he doesn't know how to develop suspense, much less character, and that is what he must do here. Each scene laboriously lumbers along, building inevitably toward an excruciating and grotesque climax. No scene in this movie exists simply because the viewer might enjoy it; Lyne won't allow you to relax until Dan wipes this shit off his shoes. And that's exactly what Alex is in this movie - a psycho piece of shit. This film doesn't appeal for women's rights or better any understanding between the sexes. After a couple of reels, it's clear that Alex is to blame, and Dan's a poor slob who committed the pardonable sin of infidelity. Fatal Attraction is, quite unabashedly, a man's movie - and-not a very good one at that. But don't think that Adrian Lyne intends to abuse women. The only thing he consciously exploits is our pocket- books. Glen Close (left) plays Alex Forrest a psychopathic adultress who seduces Dan Gallagher (played by Michael Douglas) in the new movie 'Fatal Attraction.' T 'Records, Elvis Hitler Disgraceland (Wang Head) Given that this record w a s recorded in the Detroit band Snake- out's lair, Garageland Studios, and co-produced by Snake-out leader Len Puch, and that Elvis's bassist occasionally moonlights as a Snake- out bassist, and that Elvis himself was once Snake-out's bassist, and former Snake-out drummer Tim Reagan receives a "beer" credit on the album, it was reasonable to assume that Disgraceland would be, for most intents and purposes, a Snake-out record. Guaging by the last two Snake-out records that wouldn't have been such a bad thing. But Elvis Hitler, while clearly a mutant spiritual brother of Snake- out manages to carve out new territory for himself. This is acid rockabilly- a hellish grandchild of Presley, Hendrix, Rorschach, and Puch. 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