The4Michigan Daily-Wednesday, September 16, 1987- Page 9 Records (continued from Page 8) Woman truckdriver, about a rough; and tumble cowboy who's "been to Hell and Texas," and about "Momma ad her singing in the kitchen, ftying that Sunday chicken." All the standard characters show up: war- heroes, dishwashers, farmers, jailbirds, and of course, the angel- faced country girl. He sings about the American dream like he was the first one to notice that "Easy Street" isn't all it's cracked up to be. In addition, Jones' observances on the heartland are far less mature than a Springsteen or a Waylon Jennings. Jones writes, "And the road just gets l'onger and you feel like it's getting you nowhere," whereas Bruce would go for the gutsier approach (as in "I'm heading straight into the storm" from "Promised Land"). The Boss' protagonists are at least as down and Out as those of Jones, but they do offer some hope, some reason to believe. Hard Times on Easy Street, biy comparison, comes off like and endless whine. Some bright spots on the album, especially the title track and "No Easy Way Out," surmount this shortcoming. Sharp sax playing and catchy guitar riffs can make up for a lot. David Lynn Jones needs to grow up, however, if he wants to fill the shoes of those he idolizes. -Mark Swartz The Brandos Honor Among Thieves Relativity The Brandos are another in the new breed of guitar-oriented bands for which the "roots-rock," "country- punk," and "Creedence of the '80s" tags were invented. Invariably they are stuck with these labels despite their insistent protests that they are simply a rock 'n' roll band and that such categorizations are an injustice. However, if the Brandos are to be labeled, file them with Bryan Adams and John Cougar Mellencamp. Strong cuts like "Gettysburg" and "Matter of Survival" bear the same full throttle sound as those Americana rockers, though the arrangements are markedly fuller here than on recent works of either Mellencamp or Adams. Other apparent influences include The Stranglers whose Aural Sculpture album could have easily been a model for the more-calculated tracks such as "In My Dreams," "Come Home," and "Nothing To Fear" (the chorus of which will become tattooed on your brain after three listenings). However, even at their mellowest, The Brandos still maintain the energy and enthusiasm of the aforementioned roots rockers. "Strictnine," one of the two covers on the album (the other is "Walking on the Water," by John Fogerty) also exhibits a slight resemblance to the later-day Stranglers as for the morbidly ironic humor which the lyrics display. The only weak spots are the title track and "Walking on the Water," both of which suffer from an artificially slow pace. In addition, it is on one of these tracks that David Kincaid's vocals are at their most Fogerty-esque, thereby transforming the band into a third-rate Creedence imitation. Oddly, "Come Home" works well because it possesses the same quality in its vocals. T h e reason it works when the others fail is that it begins amid sparser arrangements. Though it does become more full-bodied by the end, it is not the same electric wall which sounds suppressed on the other two tracks. Despite its two weak tracks, Honor Among Thieves is a highly- recommendable debut effort from a band with much promise. -Marc I. 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