Page 8 -The Michigan Daily-Monday, November 30, 1987 ROCK SHOCKER! Top researcher John Logie has discovered an anomaly more devastating in its cos- mic implications than the famed Kennedy-Lincoln En- igma. Examine the facts, and we're sure you too will agree, factors beyond our ken are working to create... THE JAGGER- JACKSON CONUN- DRUM! Mick! Mike! Male, but he has been known to GENDER Male, but has been known to donfuse the issue confuse the issue 'White, but wishes he was Black RACE Black, but wishes he was white "aSolo singer, leaving behind a OCCUPATION Solo singer, leaving behind a biad with which he made history band with which he made history I;44n 1981, Jagger spearheaded the ACHIEVEMENTS In 1984 Jackson spearheaded the biggest concert tour of all time, with biggest tour of all time with his old his old band, charging an unheard of band, charging a then unheard of $30 $15 per ducat per ducat London, named after one of the OLD RECORD LABEL Motown, named atter one of the biggest cities in his homeland biggest cities in his homeland Columbia CURRENT RECORD LABEL Columbia 'State of Shock" - a duet with... HAD A TOP TEN HIT WITH "State of Shock" - a duet with... Michael Jackson! Mick Jagger! First major solo tour FUTURE PLANS First major solo tour Cut the crap and go back to his FANS WISH HE'D Cut the crap and go back to his old band old band, but bring Janet Publishing rights to the songs of RICH 'CUZ HE OWNS Publishing rights to the songs of one of the most popular groups of one of the most popular groups of the '60s the '60s Jerry Hall CLOSEST COMPANION Bubbles the Chimp Doily Photo by JOHN MUNSON. Rugged youths slam dance to Circle Jerks this past summer at Manhattan's 10:18 Club during the New Music Seminar. Although the band's current formula is closer to metal than its hardcore roots, the fans don't mind and still slam to the music anyway. Records Circle VI Jerks Primitive Cool, on which Jagger repeats the big-drum formula of his last solo release, and is really listenable only when he recalls the Stones. But thanks to MTV he's going to get hits LATEST RECORD DEPARTMENT STORE BUYOUTS AT TREMENDOUS SAVINGS. UP TO 90% OFF ORIGINAL PRICES. 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Come to the black hair care A professionals! r - PENT JOUL S DESIGN 1170 Broadway, Ann Arbor, 663-4896 Relativity The Jerks' 1985 effort,Wenderful, marked their entry into the umlaut- laden world of metal, and the record succeeded because the band recog- nized the ridiculousness of it all. After all, reaction against dinosaurs like Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple was part of the impetus for this whole punk rock thing. And yet, as punk tempos slowed, the distinc- tions between the two genres became blurry. But the Jerks managed to mock metal evan as they played it. On VI, the Jerks retain the sound of their last album, but lose the ironic commentary, and the result is a run-of-the-mill record. Three songs on Side Two are good enough to be used to fill the blank space on homemade tapes of Wonderful. The best of the three is "All Wound Up," largely because it recalls old-old Circle Jerks, with a breakneck drumbeat and adolescent intensity. Next in line is the band's cover of CCR's "Fortunate Son," which is more entertaining than it is good. Finally, there's "Love Kills" which, like The Ramones' "Love Kills" lost out to Joe Strummer's "Love Kills" in the Sid & Nancy theme song derby. Jerk metal just isn't worth the effort if the lyrics don't acknowledge the joke. -John Logie Bop (Harvey) Roadkills I Grand River Bop (Harvey)'s new live tape, Roadkills I, reveals the group as a rowdy tribe of musical pyromaniacs who singe sneakers with their fiery "world beat" dance-goulash. It starts with a heavy dose of rockin' reggae, then adds swirls of ska, Afro-beat, jazz, soca, and even a few psychedelic guitar licks. "Stir it up" (as Bob Marley said) and you get a piping hot portion of Bop (Harvey)'s distinctive homemade hybrid. The seven piece band from East Lansing immediately sets the party pace with the raunchy "Hot Potato." The tune features Wordsmith's bristling vocals in combination with tangy Caribbean horn solos that revel in the fresh, Soca rhythm. Think You're Pregnant? Free Pregnancy Test Completely Conidential Pregnancy Counseling Center 529 N. Hewitt, Ypsilanti Call: 434-3088 (any time) "Hot Potato's" irresistable melodic hooks are guaranteed to grab listen- ers and hurl them onto the dance- floor. Along the same lines, "Vibe" is pure power reggae complete with spicy vocals, Tijuana brass-style meandering, and crisp dub-style ef- fects. On the other hand, "Water" is a slinky, soothing reggae ballad with a dense rhythm. Blustery bass-line battalions march through the killer reggae rydim while Joe Sadlier's sticky guitar solos hold the heavy Natty Dread atmosphere together. "Water" is definitely one of the finest cuts on the tape as it seduc- tively invites the listener into Bop (Harvey)'s mysterious musical do- main. The band's diversity is showcased on such tunes as "Bread & Cir- cuses," a scathing political commentary with a tight "Rude Boy" ska rhythm, the salacious lim- erick fun of "Fat Girls," and the psychedelic reggae of "White Wine.' Other cuts include the pretentious "Stand," which despite being an overly simplistic anthem still had me humming along after a couple listens. And "Lela" is simply crunching skank reggae, faintly reminiscent of Black Uhuru's classic live album, Tear it Up. Roadkills I is a perfect example of why reggae great Sugar Minott calls Bop (Harvey), "America's best reggae band." It's an exciting release that sizzles with the raw energy of this hyperactive troupe's original synthesis of sounds. One caution: Bop (Harvey)'s frothy reggae mix- ture is highly flammable. 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