The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, April 22, 1987 - Page 11 'Project X' reinvents same old wheel By Sarah Van Tiem I have a confession to make. I hate Matthew Broderick. Not personally; just the characters he plays. And I can't honestly say that Project X, a new film produced by Walter Parkes and Lawrence Lasker, did a whole heck of a lot to change my mind. Broderick plays Jimmy Garrett, a young pilot who gets himself into trouble for stealing a plane. Instead of a trip to the stockade, Jimmy earns a position in the top Experimental Pilot Training Program. Sounds like an ample punishment for stealing millions of dollars of government property, right? There's a catch of course. The experimental pilots just happen to be chimpanzees. Jimmy is assigned to take care of the primates. He becomes attached to one particular chimp, Vergil. Vergil knows sign language and is somehow able to teach it to Jimmy. Well, one thing leads to another, and Jimmy soon learns the horrible truth behind the research project. This film is billed as a "contemporary suspense drama." Well, it may be contemporary, sort of a Wild Kingdom meets Top Gun, but suspenseful it ain't. This is one of those annoying films that tries to force you to sit on the edge of your seat and worry whether or not the hero will escape his almost certain doom. In the case of Project X, this just doesn't work. Although you may not know all the details, you just know that Jimmy and his furry friend will come out okay. As for drama, we have Broderick. He plays his usual young, wise-guy, screw-up character who manages to scrape through the trouble he gets himself into with a little intel - ligence, a little resourcefulness and a lot of luck. You may remember Broderick from Ladyhawke and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. To avoid comparison with the other similar roles he has played, someone came up with a bright idea, "Why don't we stick a cigarette in Jimmy's mouth once in a while?" How decadent! It's almost as believable as Mickey Mouse doing a few lines. Now we get to the best part of the movie: Vergil. You can't help but like Vergil. He is cute, lovable, smart and ten times more entertaining than any other character in the movie. Unfortunately, we've seen this all before in countless other movies, including all of Walt Disney's. So. A contemporary suspense drama that's contemporary but neither suspenseful or dramatic. The only reason you may want to sit on the edge of your seat is if your rear end gets sore. MFA student exhibit sparkles By Charles Oestreicher A large, diverse (and perverse) M.F.A. degree show is currently on display at the Rackham Gallery of Art, and although it's probable that no one reading this has any time to go see it, I'm going to recommend i anyway.. Ten artists are featured, and though the viewer is only provided a sampling of each one's talents, the overall effect is satisfying. The shocking multi-media work of Brian Schorn bears prominent i mention. Schorn's diversity and creative strangeness is apparent in his photos, paintings and especially diorama/sculptures, which feature small, preserved insects and fishes. The images Schorn presents are ED YES, WE ARE "'0 S INTERESTED IN YOUR RECORDS 0 AND CD'sII ' -BUYING } R; EVERYDAYI A 619 PACKARD DIVE- 663-3441 I. REAL FOR MOREAL PARKING IN FRONT AND sCOS OF THE STOREI If violently and sexually alized, but fascinating no Keith Ekstam works i mensions as well, earthenware rather t animals. His large th imposing sculptures otherworldly look, as if inated naturally from itself. For the most pa has left the sculptures which works to their adv Painters have a stron in the show as well. Vin with his large, comples is one notable exampl them feature a distorted, point of view, as if the v "00* , , ,, ,, , sensation - peering down from above. netheless. Photorealism, in the form of n three di - Takeshi Yamada, appears as well. but in Yamada's New York street scenes han dead capture the gritty aspects of lough not nightttime Manhattan with a rare have an authenticity. they orig - At the opposite end of the the earth spectrum is Nola Sendejar, a semi- rt, Ekstam abstract representational painter unpainted, who composes her pictures with antage. fields of nearly pure color. Kevin g presence Brady's work appears more purely scent Hron, representational, with his most canvasses, successful work being portraiture e. Most of (especially good is his self portrait). precarious Barbara Glik specializes in still-life iewer were paintings, adding a quiet mood of *1 In Pleasing Brides' " We feature gowns as shown" in Modern Bride and Brides Magazine " and all the latest styles." 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