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The Michigan Daily

Monday, February 9, 1987

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Joel had to be a big shot, didn't he?

,By Ben Ticho

Billy Joel dropped acid at Crisler
Arena Thursday night. They spent a
long time looking around for it, but
eventually they had to bring out
another battery.
After that things got really
charged up, and the trip began.
It was wild.
First, all these thousands of
people show up and make tittering
noises and pull out cigarette
lighters when the overhead lamps
go out. Somebody puts on a lush
string arrangement of "Rhapsody in

Blue" and he walks on. Not Woody
Allen, but Billy Joel himself,
dressed crazily in short haircut, dark
jacket, jeans, and white sneakers.
The other guys play various
instruments and he sings "A Matter
of Trust."
He makes these twitching
shoulder and leg movements and
runs from one end of the ring to the
other, gesturing strangely at the
thousands of people yelling at him.
Paranoia, the destroyah, ya know?
So much for trust. Can't handle
pressure.
Well, you couldn't blame him
for losin' it after 15 years in this
game. Fortunately, he settles

down, gets his second wind and
draws chinky-plinky sounds out of
the grand. And the deedle -
deedledeedle reverberates pretty in
such an expansive barn. Controlled,
deliberate, sane.
But the piano man reverts his
chronosense and mumbles
something 'bout BrenderanEddie
from the summer of '75. Then he
really loses track, shouting stuff
about steel mills in Pennsylvania,
waiting for people in Vienna, and
going down together to Southeast
Asia. This guy's been places, or
thinks he has.
"This next is a kind of attitude
song," Joel gurgles, putting on his
dark sunglasses. Man, this is
getting out of hand. The blueblue
soft lights are humming; he really
thinks he is Ray Charles, complete

with slight growl and head sways.
Everybody's swaying to the baby
grand, blurry-eyed in this mass
trance. My head hurts a little. After
the longest time, something snaps.
I mean, how can one 37-year old
man handle continuous adulation
with Christie and two kids waiting
at home? Complete pandemonium,
with thousands of people rising up
from their $17.50 seats and
clapping vigorously; carefully
coiffured undergrads strain to touch
his pant legs, maybe a feel of his
hand.
Together, we work through the
catharsis of good people dying at a
tender age. It strikes suddenly that
though this spectacle may all be
just a fantasy, it's still just a good
R 'n' R trip to me. Hell, I don't
know; you may be right, I may be

nutty, but if it takes stadium
crowds to get Billy Joel off, that's 1
fine. He's not such a big shot that
he's forgotten how to make his fans
google-eyed, and he works hard fors
his buzz.
After two and a half hours, the

acid is wearing out; and through the
hole it's eaten through the departing
throngs, one last scintillating
vision - the bridge, a solid
crossing from pop and pap to a nip
and nap. And from Crisler over to
Main Street, uptown with my girl.

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