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The Michigan Daily
Thursday, November 6, 1986
'River Runs'
ought to be dammed
By Geoffrey Riklin
Where the River Runs Black
tells the moving tale of a young
boy who battles for justice. The
plot: a boy born (born out of
wedlock no less, we're in sin
already) deep in the Amazon jungle
sees his mother murdered, grows up
Tarzan-style but instead of being
raised by apes he's raised by
dolphins. A ranking priest, Charles
Durning, rescues him from the evil
clutches of men who lust only for
profit, places the lad (whom he
names Lazarus) in a Catholic
orphanage (which provided a lovely
opportunity for the introduction of
a stunningly original character, that
of a fat and ugly and mean nun.
Only a director of genius could
create something so singular). One
day the murderer makes a campaign
stop (don't ask) at the orphanage
and Lazarus, recognising him,
resolves to kill him, and then goes
about it.
Lazarus results from a one
afternoon stand between a young
American (the Vatican will love
this) priest who canoes up a river
for no apparent reason and runs
across a gorgeous young woman
(who has very Western features,
something that is not common
among Amazonian Indians, which
she most likely is, not to mention
the fact that not many people are
terribly attractive anyway). She
wants him and he is willing to
break his vows (and I forgot to
mention that she lives all alone in
the midst of a very jungly jungle)
and naturally she gets pregnant and
to make it all perfectly believable,
on his way back down the river, an
anaconda snake rears up out of the
water and kills the priest. Get it?
He's just committed a severe sin
and a serpent punishes him. What
a superlative biblical allusion.
Gee whiz, I'm just now realizing
that space restrictions prevent me
from listing even a majority of the
improbabilities that damage this
film. So let's hit the highlights.
First, thebad guy gets done in by a
couple of dolphins (friends of the
priest's progeny). Second, the bad
guy just happens to show up at
Lazarus' orphanage. Third, a friend
of Lazarus at the orphanage, a boy
who almost certainly has never
been out of the city, speaks English
with very current American idioms.
Lastly, when our young hero runs
back to the area in which he grew
up, he reaches it without hesitation,
in spite of the fact that he does so
starting from an area he doesn't
know. In other words, it doesn't
matter if he knows his little half-
acre perfectly if he can't find it,
which, lighting out as he is from
an unfamiliar territory as he is, he
actually would not have been able
to do.
The character of Lazarus is one
of the oddest I've ever had the
misfortune of coming across. The
director, Christopher Cain, intends
him to be a sort of superman with a
correspondingly sparkling sense of
morality. But judging from La -
zarus' very selfish behavior during a
soccer game (which is not
compensated for by his provision of
assistance for his friend later on,
because even selfish people have
close companions whom they're
willing to aid, and the risks Lazarus
runs are not that great) and from
several of his statements of
murderous intent, he actually is
remarkably self-centered, ruthless,
and obsessed (and this at the age of
about ten; Lazarus is truly a
Sandinista-in-training.) Cain mis -
calculated unforgivably in his
contruction of his main character.
Charles Durning receives first
billing and is the only readily
recognizable person in the film.
Fortunately for the film's sake, he
actually has a small and somewhat
unimportant part-mostly he's a
narrator. It is fortunate because
Durning performs amateurishly.
Only the young boy who plays
Lazarus and the other who plays his
friend perform decently, or, more
precisely, decently by the standards
of child acting. The rest of the cast
is either inconsequential or bad.
The last objection concerns
the style in which much of the film
is shot. Cain has allowed himself
to become infected with the virus of
Michael Mann and his Miami Vice,
which is the catalyst for worthless
slow-motion sequences and long
looks at senseless facial reactions,
not to mention the more damaging
tendency to sacrifice what is logical
in human behavior and in film in
favor of shots that look good.
Marshall McLuhan's oft-quoted
statement "the medium is the
message" fits perfectly. It is totally
inconceivable that this director can
ever make a good movie.
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By Grace Lee
David Hunsberger and Linda
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are attempting to repeat their
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experimental one-act pieces: Play
and Not I.
Play explores the classic love
triangle: a man torn between his
wife and mistress. The man is
played by Jonanthan A. Smeenge,
who recently performed as Timiteo
in Revenge of the Madragola in the
Medieval Festival. Barbara Newell
plays his wife, and Maura Troester
his mistress.
Not I takes the audience into the
state of a demented woman's mind.
Her mouth, after almost a lifetime
of silence, begins to take on a life
of its own. By employing the
stream-of-consciousness technique,
Beckett reveals the tragedy of this
woman's life through her mouth,
which is played by trouper Sandy
Ryder (the mouth, not the life).
Play and Not I are Beckett's
experimental plays. Among other
things, he limits the number of
actors on the stage and attempts to
reduce the physical elements to one
particular feature ( a mouth as in
Not I) . It's a fascinating strategy
which guides the eyes of the
audience to focus on one point.
This absurdity is the excitement in
his writing. Beckett's writing is
fast-paced, with sharp and
surrealistic images. His use of
ordinary people in desperate
situations makes it easy for the
viewer to identify with the plight of
the actors.
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