ARTS Friday, November 8, 1985 The Michigan Daily Page 7 Records Tonight, Madison, Wisconsin natives Swamp Thing will be slithering into the U-Club with their original, "warped and ready to party" good times. The Thing has recently returned from some several East Coast dates, and has been touring extensively, opening for such acts as The Minutemen. The music starts at 10 p.m., and cover is $3. Swamp Thing - Learning to Disintegrate (Flaming Pie Records) Swamp Thing are a Madison, Wisconsin cult phenomenon. Swamp Thing is the wierd, wacky creation of four guys who went to the University of Wisconsin. Swamp Thing are moving up in the world of music. Swamp Thing has come for your tur- ntable ... Learning to Disintegrate, the debut album by you-know-who, is a fairly vivid vinyl portrayal of the bizarre creativity and sheer fun these guys must let loose in live performan- ce. It's difficult to pinpoint the Swamp Thing style, so suffice it to say they're able to fuse all different types of music together with an inspired humorous approach. You know - that usual subject matter of ghosts, long distance, communism, and can- nibalism. The boys from Madison begin their LP with "The Mileage Song" (don't let them fool you, "Marhum Halu" is over after the record's first rotation) - a rockin' good number about how big our world really is. From there it's straight into the eclectic turmoil of "Witch Dr." The song begins with a take-off of that familiar jangly Southern guitar sound, before being led by a (far too meek but it works, anyway) acoustic guitar into a new texture, which then briefly departs as the band goes quasi-hardcore. All of this is often accompanied by "we're havin' a party" background vocals, which alsu surface during several other tracks. Fusing three different styles in one song is a difficult chore; doing it well is adventurous and ap- preciated. "Winter Fire" is a brilliant parody of The 70s-styled Rocker : you know, guitar-edged AOR a la "Freebird." See RECORDS, Page 8 Virtuoso Pickin' A GYPSY playing the guitar in Ann Arbor Saturday night? Anything is possible, here. And you can see it tomorrow night when 82- year-old Spanish guitarist Carlos Montoya will perform an evening of Flamenco guitar, beginning at 8 p.m. at Hill Auditorium. Montoya is not the crooked gypsy of lore, either. A performing guitarist since he was a teenager, Montoya has innate musical brilliance. Although he cannot read music on a printed page, Montoya concocts original arrangements of old gypsy themes,as well as creating original compositions using typical gypsy rhythms. Montoya adds something different to a piece every time he plays it, always strumming the strings in a new and unique fashion. After Montoya's first full-length guitar recital as a youth, he received such acclaim that he proceeded to share his art with the whole world on a global tour. 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Some of the titles besides the ones mentioned in Mr. LaRoche's letter are: o The illusion called "fear" a Is abortion an act of murder? t What is the truth about showmanship? a Prisoners of intellect t How to forgive yourself t3 Why the Jews must forgive Adolf Hitler a How to conquer anxiety a Why we must help heal Mother Earth t Controlling your thoughts I admit that I do worry that someone who is not amenable to these messages might get hold of this book. If this should happen, the Hamar Publishing Company will allow all purchasers of THE HIGHEST TRUTHS; THE HIGHEST WISDOM up to one year to return the book for a full refund. By the way, this book cannot be sold in bookstores or in any other kind of store. Major Fields of Study Ensembles in Residence The Galimir String Quartet The Mannes Trio PIANO Edward Adwell Arkady Aronov David Bar-Illan Claude Frank Richard Goode Jeannette Halen Eugenia Hyman Uilan Kallr Leon Pommers Marie Powers Josef Raleff Peter Serkin Nina Svetlanova Diane Walsh HARPSICHORD Kenneth Cooper Eugenia Earle ORGAN and CHURCH MUSIC Ford Lallerstedt McNeil Robinson William Whitehead TYMPANI and PERCUSSION Norman Grossman Howard Van Hyning STRINGED INSTRUMENTS Nina Beilina, Violin Raphael Bronstein, Violin and Viola Isidore Cohen, Violin Felix Galimir, Violin Shirley Givens, Violin Ani Kavafian, Violin Dora Schwarzberg, Violin Sally Thomas, Violin Hiroko Yajima, Violin Paul Doktor, Viola and Violin John Graham, Viola Soi Greitzer, Viola Kim Kashkashian, Viola Karen Tuttle, Viola Timothy Eddy, Violoncello Gary Hoffman, Violoncello Paul Tobias, Violoncello Julius Levine, Double Bass Homer Mensch, Double Bass VOICE Charles Bressler Thomas Cultice Peter Elkus Ellen Faull Antonia Lavanne Dan Marek Marian Thompson Theodor Lppman WOODWIND and BRASS Andrew Lolya, Flute Thomas Nyfenger, Flute John Wion, Flute Elaine Douvas, Oboe Albert Goltzer, Oboe Mark Hill, Oboe Ronald Roseman, Oboe Gervase de Peyer, Clarinet Peter Simenauer, Clarinet Burt Bial, Bassoon and Contrabassoon Harold Goltzer, Bassoon Judith LeClair, Bassoon Alien Won, Saxophone Myron Bloom, French Horn Antonio lervolino, French Horn Ranier Deintinis, French Horn Philip Myers, French Horn Mel Broiles, Trumpet Vincent Penzerella, Trumpet James Smith, Trumpet John Ware, Trumpet Joe Alessi, Trombone Per Brevig, Trombone Gilbert Cohen, Trombone and Bass Trombone Donald Harwood, Boss Trombone Warren Deck, Tuba ORCHESTRA and nar.-etTDdA I rnAmnfA rTIA COMPOSITION Charles Jones David Loeb Peter Pindar Stearns David Tcimpidis Frederick Werle6 TECHNIQUES OF MUSIC Elizabeth Aaron Edward Adwell Terry Champlin Robert Cuckson Douglas Diamond Leo Edwards David Gagne Charles Jones Ford Lallerstedt Larry Laskowski David Loeb Mei-Mei Meng William Needelman Frank Nemhauser Marie Powers Feli~x Saizer Carl Schachter Eric Wen Frederick Werle HISTORICAL PERFORMANCE PROGRAM * - - -= - m - - - - Dear Staff: It's possible that I may have been ordained to read THE HIGHEST TRUTHS; THE HIGHEST WISDOM. 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