Football vs. Notre Dame Saturday, September 14 1:41 p.m. starting time SPORTS Thursday, September 12, 1985 Fencing Club Signups Monday, September 16 8 p.m. at the Coliseum The Michigan Daily Page 8 Y Snap s Judgments - Morgan IT'S TIME to get serious about the 1985 foot- ball season, and to some people in Ann Ar- bor, the thought of how the Michigan Wolverines might fare in this campaign is a worrisome one. Maybe so, maybe so, I say. But, just for a minute, let's fade to black and take a look at what might happen if it all comes together for the Wolverines this season. Major rivals such as Notre Dame, Michigan State, and Ohio State are all there for the taking, so cue in a little background music ("Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream...") and take a look at the Michigan Dream Season. September 14 Michigan 29, Notre Dame 27 - Trailing by a point, Michigan drives to the Irish 34 as the clock runs down. With Ara Parseghian saying his Hail Mary's live on CBS, Pat Moons nails a 51-yard line drive field goal through a driving wind and pouring rain. Bo Schembechler could only grin after the game when asked if he had ever seen anything like it before. September 21 Michigan 17, South Carolina 15 - With 50,000 fans all screaming "Go 'Cocks!" to distract the Wolverines, Jamie Morris runs for 293 yards and two touchdowns to ruin the George Rogers Day celebration at Williams Brice Stadium. September 28 Michigan 49, Maryland 48 - Michigan, led by Jim Harbaugh's 350 yards passing, leads 49-0 at the half and then holds on as a furious second half Maryland rally falls just short. "Who the hell do they think we are, Miami?", said an irate defensive coordinator October Michigan 63, Wisconsin 0- the surprise Badgers out o ranking, a spot they rea Northern Illinois, UNLV an their first three games. October Michigan 56, Michigan Sta Michigan defense holds th yards on offense after Dav game following the first spirit and a bruised ego. Sf Perles punches out a repo when the unwitting scril should watch his temper "f October Michigan 35, Iowa 31- Chi Harmon run rampant, bu five kickoffs for touchdow Fry and all his Little Dc was all Fry could spit out a October Michigan 27, Indiana 21-1 week's win, the overconfit only when Harbaugh hit with a 76-yard, over-the pass as time runs out. Novemb( Michigan 70, Illinois 2 Michigan makes historyr consecutive points in fron Fighting Illini fans who co after the game is clearly o game Mike White screams Blooming blue roses... .**.'M'Dream season score!," to which a smug Schembechler Gary Moeller.5replies, "You're damn right I did!" - M iNovember 9 - Michigan knocks Michigan 24, Purdue 3 - The only undefeated f the nation's No. 1 team left in the country waltzes through win ched by outscoring number nine by intercepting Boilermaker nd Wyoming 261-0 in quarterback Jim Everett 12 times. a new NCAA record- 12 12 November16 te0-Afrightening Nvmbr16 te pr- -85ret Michigan 27, Minnesota 25 - Michigan wins a e aretanleaves the surprisingly close game when, with the score play Ywit aves boe tied, a Golden Gopher punt hits a hanging play with ach broken speaker in the Metrodome and falls into the en- )rter after the game dzone for a safety. be tells George he November 23 'or the health of it." Michigan 13, Ohio State 10 - With five seconds 19 left and the score tied at ten, Pat Moons nails a uck Long and Ronnie 26-yard field goal, giving the Wolverines the it Morris runs back Big Ten title and a trip to the Rose Bowl. "No, I ns to shock Hayden never heard of Mike Lantry, why?," asked an umplins'. "X-!$%!" ecstatic Moons. fter the contest. 26 January 1 Voted No. 1 after last Michigan 17, USC 10 - Michigan wins a con- ent Wolverines win troversial game and gains sweet revenge when s Gilvanni Johnson Jamie Morris receives credit for the game- .-middle touchdown winning touchdown despite obviously fumbling the ball on the six-yard line and rolling into the endzone without it. "He crossed the plane," er 2 swore a befuddled referee. 1 - Down 21-7 So there it is sports fans. Big Ten title, Rose repeat by scoring 63 Bowl champs and No. 1 in the nation in every 7t of 70,000 mindless poll. A dream? Sure, but a fun one, nonetheless. ntinue to whine even And in the long -season that could be ahead, ut of hand. After the dreams may be all that keep a weary that, "He ran up the Wolvering fan going. CINCINNATI (AP) - Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb's career hit record last night, 57 years to the day after Cobb's last swing. The historic No. 4,192 was a trademark single, giving the Cin- cinnati Reds player-manager the record at last and perhaps forever. The hit was a liner to left field on a 2-1 pitch from San Diego Padres right- hander Eric Show with one out in the bottom of the first inning. ROSE'S RECORD triggered celebration in Cincinnati. His teammates streamed out of the dugout to congratulate him, and he was hoisted briefly onto the shoulders of Tony Perez and Dave Concepcion. A sellout crowd, many of whom arrived too late to see the hit, cheered Rose wildly as he wept on the shoulder of first base coach Tommy Helms. Then his 15-year-old son Pete Jr. came out to congratulate him and Rose motioned, "play ball." The first-base bag was removed and taken to the dugout, along with the historic ball, fielded by left fielder Carmelo Martinez. ROSE TOOK the first pitch from Show high and outside, and he fouled the second pitch straight back. The third pitch was inside, and then Show dished up the record-breaker. The ball sliced gracefully into left- center field, falling in front of Mar- tinez, who fielded it on one bounce. Rose tied the record last Sunday in Chicago, going 2-for-5 against the Cubs for career hits No. 4,190 and 4,191. He returned home Monday night much to the relief of Reds owner Marge Schott. Rose hits milestone W __ -, : ItBrtiu A amaretin By Adam Martin r FRESHMAN DAVIDSON ADDS HEIGHT, POWER:' Old, new talent sparks spikers By DEBBIE deFRANCES Blocking out last year's final tally (11-16, 1-12 Big Ten), this year's Michigan volleyball team is all set to bump off some tough Big Ten rivals. With eight returning players and five well-recruited freshmen, Coach Barb Canning feels the Wolverines could surprise many teams. "The team looks good overall. We just have a lot of balance," Canning said, after his team placed second in their first tournament of the season. "The level of competition is up over last year's." ONE REASON FOR the increased intensity on this year's squad is the five talented freshmen who are pushing the returning starters for their positions, according to Canning. One newcomer, Marie-Ann David- son, 6-2, from Willowdale, Ontario, brings much-needed height and THIS WEEK AT 1429 Hill Street at Lincoln-just this side of Washtenaw power hitting to the Wolverines to land herself a starting position. "She's really very versatile (as a hitter and setter). She's not just tall but athletic; and as a freshman, she's very stable," said Canning. OTHER FRESHMEN adding depth and strength include Anne English, Detroit; Pam Griffin, Livonia; An- toinette Hall, Portage; and Julie Mar- shall, Bloomfield Hills. Among the veterans, this year's squad will be led by seniors Jenne Hickman and Andrea Williams. Hickman, who was plagued by in- juries throughout last season, will be the only fourth-year starter on the team. "She's (Hickman) a real leader and a strong, aggressive player," said Canning. WILLIAMS LED last year's team in almost all statistics and was selected to the 1984 academic All-Big Ten. This year her role changes from the team setting position to one of attack. Another key player for the Wolverines will be sophomore Lisa Vahi. Although one of the shortest players on the team at 5-7, she is an all-around athlete and can play every position, according to Canning. "She's extremely competitive and talented. She'll make the spectacular plays, spectacular digs and hits," Canning said. ROUNDING OUT the Wolverine roster are seniors Karyn Kunzelman and Lana Ramthun, juniors Patricia Wang and Jayne Hickman and sophomore Heather Olsen. Canning feels this year's squad will be able to competitively match-up against such Big Ten powerhouses as Purdue and Northwestern. The Wolverines have overcome many of the injuries that hurt them last season and have added a little height. These two improvements, Canning said, may help their quest to be ranked among the top four teams in the Big Ten. This year's team is competitive and experienced, she stated, and the talent allows many playing options, according to Canning. "IT'S EXCITING because everybody plays well together and everybody has the ability to play many positions," said Canning. "But, it also makes it confusing because we don't have a set line-up or a set strategy yet." Whatever the Wolverines' game plan, they're doing something right, placing second at the Kent State In- vitational tournament, their first of the year. The Wolverines' first home match is Tuesday, September 17 at the CCRB. Cocaine witch hunt... ..,following foul lines L INES. Lines Lines. What's all this fuss? So what if Major League Baseball's top stars do a few lines to get them going? The problem is people's attitude. Too many people - most notably Baseball Commissioner Peter Ueberroth - too often consider big league athletes pillars of propriety. The boyhood hero, never-give-up image has been dragged through the white dirt this past week, and frankly, it's not surprising. Many are appalled at the number of players who've been implicated in the trial of former Philadelphia Phillies clubhouse caterer Curtis Strong. They shouldn't be. Substance use and abuse is widespread in private sector business. Are baseball players angels? Certainly not. Should they act like angels? No, again. Because players use their bodies more aggressively than other people do to make a living, and because people pay their hardearned dollars to watch these players, knowledge that ballplayers abuse their bodies with cocaine is nauseating. Right? Don't blow lunch yet. Monday, Dale Berra (ring a bell?) of the New York Yankees testified that he inhaled cocaine "off the end of an ignition key" with other major leaguers. Tuesday, Berra spiced up his testimony, admitting Willie Stargell and Bill Madlock regularly distributed amphetamines - "greenies" - to teammates when the three played for Pittsburgh. All this in addition to a week of cocaine testimony from saints like the Mets Keith Hernandez, Royals outfielder Lonnie Smith, all-star Joaquin Andujar of the Cardinals, Chicago Cub Gary Matthews, retired Pirate John Milner, Giants outfielder Jeff Leonard, and for- mer Tiger Enos Cabell. Wow. Simply mindboggling. So what motivated this major league of drug users to such evils? Same answer: Wow! Simply Mindboggling. "It (cocaine) made me feel euphoric," Berra said in United Press International. "It sharpened my senses." Mindboggling. "I felt strong. I felt great. I felt a little invincible," Lonnie Smith ad- mitted. Incredible. In 1980, Hernandez hit .321. "That was the year I was crazy," he would say. "That was the year of my greatest use." Amazing. Hernandez had more to say. According to the veteran first baseman, up to 40 percent of major leaguers were doing coke in 1980, "the love- affair years" as he put it. Hernandez added that drug use declined largely in response to the conviction and imprisonment of four Royals, including Willie Wilson and Vida Blue. Thank heavens. Without those convictions, there'd be a serious problem. Players wouldn't be making headlines; they'd be doing white lines. In what appeared a light, frivolous treatise on baseball, Former Red Sox and Expo lefthander Bill Lee documented his experience with cocaine, marijuana, and greenies in The Wrong Stuff. As an Expo, Lee had been embarrassed and criticized for admitting to pot smoking. Nonetheless, after reading The Wrong Stuff, it would seem Lee handled it well. But Lee also talked about alcohol, that healthy, energizing, legal liquid used for social gatherings. Lee said he often got hammered with ballplayer buddies. Terrific. That evil white powder has nothing to do with the blessings of alcohol, at least it seems that way. That evil white powder is for people who can't handle reality, preaches Peter Ueberroth. For people who can't get high on life. That evil white powder is for deranged minds. Just who is deranged? Minds whose bodies earn enough to buy more white powder, or those who are appalled by the lack of propriety in the major leagues? U THE BIG CHILL THURSDAY 7:30 & 9:30 ADMISSION $2.00 SATURDAY Art Carney in HARRY & TONTO 8:30 p.m. ADMISSION $2.50 THURSDAY, Sept. 19 Jack Lemon and Walter Mathau are THE ODD COUPLE 7 & 9 p.m. ADMISSION $2.00 POPCORN AND SOFT DRINKS ONLY 254 Canning ...eyes contention NEW!! FROM UM'S COMPUTING CENTER AND THE VICE PROVOST FOR INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY REQUEST ACCOUNTS ON MTS (The Michigan Terminal System) ((4( MARTY'S Nostalgia & Celebrity Art 209 S. STATE ST. 761-3400 .Photographs " Dry Mounting - Posters - Prints " Custom Framing " Laminating " "Old Golf Shop"- Prints and Memorabilia " Movie Collectables WHAT THEY ARE: WHO CAN GET ONE: HOW MUCH IS AVAILABLE: WHERE TO GET ONE: Accounts to be used for any academic purpose that are "free for the asking." U-M students, faculty, research scientists and librarians. Up to $50/term of MTS-based services/term for students. Up to $1200/year for faculty, research scientists, and librarians. Students- At the UNTN station in the Michigan Union, Sept. 3-6 (Tues.-Fri.) or Sept. 9-13 (Mon.-Fri.) from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. MEN=d GRI DDE PICKS After getting his record-breaking 4,192nd hit last night, Pete Rose still wasn't satisfied. Now what could that elusive milestone be? "Winning Griddes," Rose roared, aiming a cleated kick at his momento-filled locker. "Or at least going.500 in the damn fool contest! Griddes can be grueling (Daily sources reveal Rose's career mark to be 7-113), but think of the rewards! You could beat up on the man who beat Ty Cobb. To get in on the beatings, drop off your picks for the 20 games listed below at the Daily office on 420 Maynard before midnight on Friday. 1. Notre Dame at Michigan (pick total points) 2. Southern Illinois at Illinois 3. Louisville at Indiana 4. Drake at Iowa 5. Arizona State at Michigan State 6. Wichita State at Minnesota 7. Northwestern at Missouri MALE AND FEMALE PEER EDUCATORS NEEDED to lead WORKSHOPS ON PREVENTION OF SEXUAL ASSAULT AND COERCION I