ARTS The Michigan Daily Wednesday, January 16, 1985 Talent can't save Dangerously By Emily Montgomery ohnny Dangerously comes dangerously close to being one of the worst pictures of 1984, or any other year for that matter. Directed by Amy Heckerling, (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) J.D. makes a feeble attempt of parodying the Gangster films of the 30s. The idea was a good one, but, unfor- tunately, that's where it ended. The makers of Johnny Dangerously have achieved the believed impossible in producing a comedy so rich in comic talent, (Michael Keaton, Joe Piscopo, Danny "Taxi" DeVito, Peter "Young Frankenstein" Boyle and even a guest appearance by Dom DeLuise) yet so lacking in humor. If they were trying to see how far a good cast could get them without a decent script, I guess they got their answer. Not far. Michael Keaton, most recently seen in Mr. Mom, plays the title role, Johnny "Did you know your last name is an ad- verb?" Dangerously, the clean-cut man about town who's everybody's hero, but doubles as a gangster to earn the money for his mother's pancreas operation, and her spleen operation, and her arthritis treatment and her... This is one of the many fascinating run- ning jokes the film uses that becomes less funny and more annoying with each repetition. The writers of J.D. have used the subtle approach to humor, if the audience doesn't laugh the first time a joke is made, they hit us over the head with it another 50 to 75 times and see if we'll laugh then. It's a wonderful technique to bring audiences to their knees. And by the end of Johnny Dangerously that's right where I was, begging for the film to be over. Griffin Dunne (the decaying corpse from American Werewolf in London) plays Johnny's younger brother Tom- my. Johnny puts Tommy through Law School with some more of the money from his, ahem, "business". Tommy has no idea of Johnny's true occupation, so when he.gets appointed District At- torney and immediately goes about cracking down on the local crime rings, Johnny finds himself with a decision to make. He either has to stop his brother, or turn himself in. The later becomes even harder to do when Johnny is framed for murder by his arch-rival Danny Vermin, played by Joe Piscopo (S.N.L.). Vermin wants to gain control over the gang that Johnny is presently head of. Piscopo is wickedly slick as Vermin. Unfortunately his best line has been given away in the coming attractions, "You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!" So, if you've already seen that, there's no point in wasting $4 to see the other 35 times it is repeated in the film. Keaton is, of course, adorable as the wide-eyed Johnny Dangerously, but in a comedy, adorable just isn't enough. Johnny Dangerously just isn't funny. In fact, I've seen funnier Love Boat episodes. If I had read the script to this loser before its shooting, (and, believe me, I think it should be shot) I would have advised Keaton and Piscopo to ad lib a little. It might not have helped the results too much, but it sure wouldn't have hurt. In fact, one wonders why they didn't think of it themselves. Joe Piscopo explains, "Basically we played it straight because the lines and the plot were so crazy. You won't seen much of the spontaneous stuff on the screen." What a shame, because without it, Johnny Dangerously plays like a broken record. Joe Piscopo and Michael Keaton shortly after the reviews of their new movie were published. Piscopo blamed Keaton and attempted to kill him, but his gun was quickly wrestled away by members of the lighting crew. Books Remaking Ilbieca - Susan Friend Harding (University of North Carolina Press) re you romantic, or are you prag- matic? Either/or, Susan Friend Harding's book, Remaking Ibieca, presents a view of rural Spanish culture and the changes imposed on it by the evolving economic structure, against the lively narratives of real people in the village. History comes alive 'though these people, and -their narratives show how the children of Ibieca do not understand how their grand- dparents lived, what it was like to depend intimately on the land, the .=weather, one's kin and neighbors, or to know death as a vivid presence in the village.- The romantic culture of traditional Spain is the fabric through which the economic structure snakes and even- tually pushes aside. These people's narratives are terrifically important to the history of their town, Ibieca. Ms. Harding states, "People, not struc- tures, make both society and history. History is structured - peoples do not make it exactly as they please - and in making history people also remake social structures." Another advantage to these narratives is that they make the book read more on the lines of a novel: quick, easy, and memorable. It is not dry or boring. Remaking Ibieca is about how the people of this village remake their social structures, their traditional lifestyles, in order to cope with a new economic regime. "As I interpret these histories, villagers dismantled peasant and pre- industrial forms of agricultural produc- tion and constructed a form of mechanized capitalist production through a series of discrete, individual decisions during the 1950s and 1960s." Ms. Harding firmly believes that the ramifications of many of these decisions (relating to the capitalist reform) were unforeseen and uninten- ded by the villagers, whose common goal was the survival and property of the casa (their homes)." The peasants traded a traditional culture for a capitalist economic system. Because the decisions by the peasants were un- foreseen, the peasants could form no rational expectations on how exactly the capitalist economy would change their lives or what they would lose. They had no knowledge upon which to make an educated choice between traditional and modern economies. This imperfect information put the peasants at the mercy of the gover- nment and thus the market forces, and, according to Ms. Harding, radically changed the traditional lifestyle of the Spanish village of Ilbieca. Ms. Harding uses agricultural tran- sformation in Ilbieca as a graphic analysis of the Spanish economic change from peasant to capitalist, or modern. Ms. Harding joins John Berger of Pig Earth in arguing that the historic role of capitalism is to "destroy history to sever every link with the past, and to orient all effort and imagination to that which is about to occur." The analysis of Remaking Ilbieca is one based on the destruction of a traditional lifestyle by capitalist forces. Ms. Harding traces this destruction by portraying, through humanistic narratives, the decline of traditional agricultural systems to ones of more modern or Westernized systems. One of the most valuable aspects to Remaking Ilbieca is its ability to provoke thought, to force the issue. It makes one question definitions, formal academic training, history, and even logical thought. Throughout the book is the central theme of capitalism being the prime motivating force for change in Ilbieca. In any event, Ms. Harding's book presents a very persuasive view of her arguments. It reads fast, raises questions as it teaches history and culture, and is also entertaining. Susan Friend Harding is associate professor of anthropology here at the University of Michigan. She is also co-editor of Statemaking and Social Movements: Essays in History and Theory. THE SCHOOL OF ART ON NORTH CAMPUS IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE OPENINGS IN SOME BASIC COURSES Registration for the following classes can be done at CRISP, 17Angell. We will welcome your participation. AVAILABLE COURSES: Art 102 Figure Drawing, section 005, TTh 7:00 - 10:00p Art 103 Two Dimensional Design, section 002, TThS 10:30 - 12:30 Art 103 Two Dimensional Design, section 003, MWF 10:30 - 12:30 Art 211 and 212, Life Drawing, section 002, TTHS 8:30 - 10:30 Art 217, Aqueous Media, section 001, TThS 10:30 - 12:30 Art 217, Aqueous Media, section 002, TTh 1:30 - 4:30 Art 218, Aqueous Media, section 001, MWF 1:30 - 3:30 I I I Soundstag K This Thursday night, the U-Club in *,the Michigan Union will host a special Coffee House. Sponsored by Soun- dstage, the night will feature enter- tainment by local artists and musicians's; specials on coffee drinks; and door prizes. Doors will open at 8:00p.m., with the entertainment beginning at 8:30 and ending around 12:30. There will be a cover charge of $1.75 at the door. The featured artists of the evening are five original Ann Arbor acts. They include: Suzie Knoop and Gary Adler, UNDERCLASSMEN HOPWOOD Academy of Amerb Bain-Swiggett Priz Michael R. Guttern Roy W. Cowden M e to host coffeehouse a piano and voice duet; Mark Aven- marg, a classical pianist; Eric Shapiro, a piano and voice soloist; Pat Lambros and Lesley Kranz, a piano and voice duet; and Jeff Theuer and Stuart Mc- Cubrey, a folk guitar duet. The evening should allow for both an opportunity to visit with friends and to appreciate some Ann Arbor artists. Ann Arbor merchants are providing door prizes and prizes for the artists. All of the acts will be receiving a prize. Ticket stubs will be given at the door and numbers will be drawn throughout 1985 AWARDS the evening. The prizes will include gif- ts certificates to local stores. Two main contributors of the prizes include the East Quad Music Co-op and Music Mart. Soundstage is part of UAC and was created as a stage outlet for new local artists and musicians to give them an opportunity to perform. This Coffee House is part of a series of creative events like previous Coffee Houses and Jazz nights that are helping to give these acts much-needed experience. Anyone interested to learn more about Soundstage and its activities, or in- terested in performing in their events can contact Carol Balluff or Rich Meyers at 763-1107. - Melanie Ulbrich ( SAT.& SUN.FIRST MATINEE ONLY $2.00 HE'S NOT JUST ANOTHER OUT-OF-TOWNER! JOHN SAYLES BEST FILM YET! DAILY 8:30 P.M. can Poets Prize e man Award [emorial Fellowship Poetry Reading by DONALD HALL I DIRECTED BY JONATHAN DEMME THE TALKING HEADS I Author of The Alligator Bride Kicking the Leaves String Too Short to Be Saved OPEN TO THE PUBLIC Wednesday, January 16, 4:00p.m. RACKHAM AUDITORIUM DAILY 6:50,10:30 P.M. TOGETHER THEY MAY FIND THE STRENGTH TO KEEP THEIR WAY OF LIFE ALIVE! f. I -" I I I