Michigan vs. Ohio St. Televised by CBS Today, 12 noon LSPO0R T S Hockey vs. Lake Superior November 23, 7:30 p.m. Yost Ice Arena The Michigan Daily Saturday, November 17, 1984 . Page 7 Raising Ilel By PAUL HELGREN A weekend in Columbus recalls... ... a reporter's night in jail As I observe the lunacy that is High Street on Michigan weekend, I can't help thinking about Bob Wojnowski and what he went through in this city two years ago. Perhaps you remember Bob. He was the Daily's Sports Editor two years ago. Nice guy, Bob. Everybody liked him. Hardly the kind of guy you would expect to end up in jail. Which, I suppose, made that Friday night two years ago all the more ironic. Bob and Brian Masck, a Daily photographer at the time, were arrested on this very same High Street, less than 12 hours before the kickoff of the football game. Needless to say, it was an ex- perience Bob will never forget. I decided to call him, just to make sure he hadn't. "It's Ohio State week, Bob. Are you thinking about two years ago?" "Yeah," he responded. "It's not a good feeling. Not a good feeling." Actually, once Bob, now a sports writer for Today Newspaper in Cocoa, Fla., got revved up, he seemed to enjoy reminiscing about that cold November morning. As he spoke, it was clear Bob was replaying the experience in his mind. He recreated the episode with vivid imagery. A cop beating up a drunken High Street partier . . . Masck taking pictures of the brutal scene.. . The sign in the Franklin County Jail elevator that read: ALL PRISONERS MUST STAND IN REAR. "I'll never forget that elevator," Bob said. "Every single cop looks at you like you're scum. You look in their eyes and they want to throw up on you." It was a sobering experience for the young jour- nalists. After their arrest outside the Surf City bar around 1:30 a.m. - Masck for obstructing arrest, Wojnowski for obstructing arrest and resisting arrest - they spent four and a half hours in various cells and holding rooms. Finally, at 6:00 a.m., they were released. "I was just afraid we'd miss the game," Bob recalled. They didn't. Michigan lost anyway, 24-14. It wasn't long before the two student reporters were barraged by fellow media types. Football writers at the game that afternoon swarmed for the scoop. A warped version of their story even got on the Columbus TV stations. Word was out. Bob and Brian were famous media martyrs. It began innocently enough. A group consisting of reporters from the Daily and the Lantern, Ohio State's student paper, were "taking in the color" of High Street. If you've never been to Columbus on the Friday before the Michigan game, then you can't imagine the orgy of intoxicated humanity that throbs up and down its main drag. Bob wan- ted to emphasize that they were not drinking. "I had one beer," he said. Police were lined along the street, tensed and poised to snuff out any disturbance that might ignite into violence. The stage was set for trouble. It found an unlikely victim. As the young reporters milled around, a drunken reveler sprawled out of a bar and insisted he be readmitted. When police intervened he cur- sed them. When they arrested him, he fought back. He was brutally beaten. As a crowd about five-deep gathered around the melee, Masck began taking photographs. A policeman told him to stop, but Masck identified himself as a reporter and moved closer. He was arrested on the spot. "I was livid," Bob said. "I went running up and said, 'We're reporters.' " One officer was not im- pressed. "I can still hear it to this day he said, 'Get the f--- out of here!' " Bob decided to take the kind officer's generous advice and retreat. But as the police were taking Masck away, Bob remembered his car keys were in his friend's pocket. He ran over to retrieve them. One of the officers thought Bob was attem- pting a rescue. Before he could pull the keys out, Bob, too, was arrested. The Dailyites were eventually let go under their own recognizance. After a couple of months of waiting, including an appearance before Judge Steven Hayes, son of you-know-who, charges were dropped. The conflict ended quietly but the story still lives on, reaching legendary proportions among Daily staffers. As for Wojnowski, he looks back on his ordeal with a strange sense of pride. He received a first- hand peek at law enforcement operations in this country, as well as a damn good story to tell during Ohio State week for years to come. If you're planning on driving down to Columbus today, or any Michigan weekend in the future, you would do well to listen to Bob Wojnowski. "My advice to anyone going to Columbus," he said, pausing a moment, "is to remember where you are - it's Columbus; it's Hicksville. If you've never been there, you won't be prepared for it. I wasn't prepared for it and I ended up in jail." 'I i Daily Photo by DAN HABIB Freshman tailback Jamie Morris will be looking for big yardage today in his first game at the Snake Pit in Columbus. bTkwdti¢ 1ackwell When you've got OSU parents. .. .. the Game gets even bigger COLUMBUS FOR MICHIGAN football fans, it's the toughest possible thing to endure. It can be more annoying than 8 a.m. classes. It's even worse than being condemned to eternal econ classes. It is having Ohio State University alumni as parents. This affliction is tolerable in the dead of the winter, the spring and even the summer. But look out come September, when the perennial rivals roll out the turf. OSU fans-turn into lunatics with the onset of the gridiron season. Parents are no exception, especially when their kids go to Michigan. My mother, a native of Youngstown, Ohio, is undeniably the worse of the pair. I was only last year as a junior, that I discovered that dear old Ma had been writing "Yay Ohio" on all my tuition checks. Groan. She is the worst kind of OSU fan. Mom knows nothing about the game of football. When the Wolverines lose, I am sure to get a "condolence call" from a "sympathetic" yet laughing maniac I call Mom. As an example, when I talked to her on Thursday she said, "I'm being extra-nice this year because Michigan is so bad." Groan. My father is not nearly as bad. He's from Detroit, so that mellows him out a bit. In fact, somehow the Michigan Alumni Association sent him an ap- plication for membership - probably due to the eight years of tuition he has dished out to the University for my brothers' and my "higher" education. He was obviously quite flattered by the gesture and sent in the $15 bucks. Now, he has two "official" alumni cards in his wallet, much to my mother's chagrin. Still, however, Dad gets his jibes in. After Michigan's 26-0 embarrassment in Iowa and a 4-3 record, he announced, trying to suppress laughter, "Your mother and I decided to get you tickets to come to Florida with us over Christmas vacation, since it doesn't look like you'll be going anywhere Selse."He was referring to Michigan's dim bowl prospects, of course. Groan. This Buckeye fanaticism is some sort of bizarre, inbred trait. It starts young and continues on into a ripe old age. I even caught the Buckeye fever as a youngster, rooting for the team until I saw my first Michigan game (at OSU, of course) and changed allegiances forever. Lantern spreads fever The Ohio State Lantern, OSU's student paper, is a prime example of this insane spirit. The back page of yesterday's issue is crammed with anti- Wolverine propaganda. They even praise the 1971 ravings of the madman himself - Woody Hayes - over a pass interference call. Another section features 23 Michigan jokes, such as: Q. Why does Mrs. Schembechler put Bo's Fruit Loops on a plate? A. Because if they were in a bowl, he'd lose them. Most are revamped Polish jokes insulting Michigan students' intelligence (Ha-ha). There's even a feature on the newest Buckeye craze - "M a n ur e Men." These darling little creatures are dressed in Michigan garb made out of, you guessed it, horse manure. Cute, huh? Double groan. But the most important story appears on the opinion page. It's a short story, with a cute little cartoon of a Buckeye waving an OSU banner. The headline reads "Celebrate, don't devastate; we've got an image to earn." The gist of the article reminds the OSU faithful to try to control themselves in the post-game glee on High Street. It calls for respect of the local mer- chants so that the violence of 1979, in which many store windows were shat- tered and rowdies were arrested, is not repeated. I'm glad I got rid of that nasty Buckeye fever. Actually, my mother and father, in their infinite wisdom, encouraged me to come to Michigan. They, like myself, recognize a class operation when they see it. Wolverines must buck the odds for victory (Continued from Page 1) Inside linebacker Pepper Johnson leads the Buckeyes with 123 tackles and is a likely All-Big Ten selection. Just which Wolverine will be receiving the majority of Buckeye punishment is still an uncertainty, however. Schembechler is counting on a big day from his tailback position. SENIOR Rick Rogers aggravated an early-season knee injury against Min- nesota last Saturday and might be unable to play. Freshman Jamie Morris and sophomore Gerald White are both healthy. Against the Gophers, Morris rushed for 125 yeards and he leads the Wolverines in rushing yar- dage with 530. Eddie Garrett and Bob Perryman are healthy at fullback. In Michigan-Ohio State battles of the recent past, the kicking games have proven crucial. Both teams are strong in this department. Michigan punter Monte Robbins is averaging 44 yards per boot. Buckeye Tom Tupa averages a whopping 47.3 yards per punt. Bob Bergeron and Rich Spangler are ex- cellent placekickers. Bergeron has hit 10 of 12 field goals and 19 of 20 extra points. Spangler is 11 of 16 and 42 of 44 for the Buckeyes. The Las Vegas oddsmakers believe that the Buckeyes are destined for Pasadena and have made the Wolverines 8-10 point underdogs. But Schembechler knows how to prepare for an Ohio State game. "I'm not an oddsmaker," said ' Schembechler. "But I want it under- stood that I think we've always got a chance to win. THE LINEUPS Michigan Ohio State OFFENSE (95) (79) (77) (59), (60)] (72) (25) (18) (12) (32): (20) (19): (85) (90) (53). (52) (80) (57) (42) (13) ( 8) (17) (30) (43) Sim Nelson ....... Clay Miller ....... Bob Tabachino .... Art Balourdos ..... Bob Popowski ..... John Elliott ....... Vince Bean ..... Triando Markray . Chris Zurbrugg ... Eddie Garrett ..... Rick Rogers ...... Bob Bergeron ..... (230) (258) (263) (225) (265) (280) (190) (182) (195) (225) (216) (160) TE LT LG C RG RT SE FLK QB FB TB PK (80) Ed Taggert ....... (221) (75) Rory Graves ...... (270) (64) Jim Lachey ........(280) (71) Bob Maggs ....... (272) (74) Scott Zalenski......(262) (73) Mark Krerowicz .. (282) ( 2) Cris Carter......(184) ( 1) Mike Lanese ...... (183) (15) Mike Tomczak .... (195) (43) Barry Walker ..... (215) (41) Keith Byars ....... (234) (10) Rich Spangler .... (202) A 1 , DEFENSE Jim Scarcelli ..... (220) Vince DeFelice ... (245) Al Sincich ......... (230) Kevin Brooks ..... (245) Rodney Lyles ...... (226) Tim Anderson .... (218) Mike Mallory ..... (217) Garland Rivers ... (182) Doug Mallory ..... (175) Ivan Hicks ........ (180) Brad Cochran ..... (219) Monte Robbins .... (195) OLB LT MG RT OLB ILB ILB LC FS SS RC P (14) (97) (59) (57) (82) (33) (98) (37) ( 7) (12) (29) (19) Eric Kumerow .... (230) Dave Crecelius ... (250) Anthony Giuliani .. (256) Dave Morrill ...... 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