e ARTS Tuesday, October 9, 1984 The Michigan Daily r .. Page 5 .just another letter in the alphabet B C. E. Krell WTM .... uh,..... huh,...... . .well,. . . . .gee, . . . ...well, .. . .I can't think ....... of ...... anything ...... to ...... say .......A . . . rFfor assholes, like most of their fans . .. 1 is for boring ... C is for cocky, like theit eplacements . .. D is for dullness lik'e'Exene's mind.. . E is for Exene, a ditst . .. F is for fruitless, which this ar- ticle is ... G is for gnarly ... H is for Haimurabi, who never gets his name in'tiie paper . . I is for inspiring, like 'Color Me Impressed" . . . J is for Jers, like the people who wouldn't let anyne dive for the Replacements... X 'is for kill . . . L is for lalalalal, which X sang a Lot . . . M is for monotonous, more more more ... N is nothing, which is what I have to say ... O is for Osterberg, James, who probably wasn't there ... P is for pret- ty, like the backdrop . . . Q is for quagmire... R is for rip roaring rockin replacements ... S is for superfluous . . . T is for tornado, a picture of which was on the interesting backdrop. . . U is for Ugly .. . V is for vacuous coffee-nosed perverts.. . W is for white as in race. Everything was white. White as in White Girl.. . another ho hum ho hum ho hum ho hum white song by X. . . X is just another letter in the alphabet ... Y is for yucky. . . Z is for what X should change their name to. Now you have to do some real writing boy. A striped paper cup. Holds about twen or telve ounces. Throw in a bunch of ice cream. Roll it up into a big soft cold sticky bad aftertaste ball with a bunch of air in it. Perhaps it's a few days to old. Pour in some skim milk. Stick it in a motorized electric blender. Whiz whiz whirr thwip thwip bzz bzz. Stop. Wait! You've beaten it too much. Now it's just thin scummy residue dope liquid. Here we go gathering nuts in May, no, October in Ann Arbor. Raking up a big pile of red brown yellow leaves. Rake rake rake. A nice big pile o' leaves. OK, the Replacements are like raking a big Fall pile of leaves and getting a nice long heavy start, running like hell, and leaping into the pile. Revel ye, in the pile. Throw the leaves about, swim in them. Old leaves, new leaves throw leap, be gay. X is a bad paper cup of ice cream that's been overbuzzed. I can't be any clearer than that. Splash. Henry the fly leaps into the bowl of pea green puke thick soup and calmly swims about, having no care in the world but the taste of his own good soup, and the gross way in which the sediment clings to his pubic hair. Wait. Things look bad for our snotty insect as huge letters of gummy noodle paste begin to attack him. A is for assholes . . The bowl spills as the San Andreas fault gapes on the Michigan Theatre. The best reggae band in Michigan B Andy Weine 'MON 'N GET some fire in ya feet!" yelled O.C. Roberts, who led the Samaritans at the U-Club Saturday night. And the audience listened to him, dapcing on a packed floor to sensational Weggae music. #ut it wasn't the sort of beat that us4ally rocks the U-Club. Unlike many hard-driving local bands, the Saaritans played a more laid-back anijmellow beat that didn't blare and sqrpe your eardrum like sandpaper. YeS; their music had irresistible dance- appeal with the distinctive reggae rhythm. .The band was large, having six and sometimes seven members, but the ound wasn't cramped too tightly. The members deftly utilized many in- struments to create their great rhythm, playing bongos, cowbells, tambourine, various donging instruments, and even a bird tweeter. The Samaritans are a fairly recent phenomenon in Detroit. Band members come from Jamaica and England, as well as the Detroit area. The band has played in this area for three years, and in 1982, they won the title for best reggae band in the Detroit area. "We're the only reggae band I know that's part American, part Jamaican," said keyboardist Ed Brown. "Our sound hasn't gelled into something unique yet." Those influences were evident in their refreshing variety of music. After paying tribute to Bob Marley, the band played several of his tunes, including "Chase Those Crazies." Other songs were distinctly Jamaican, relating ghetto conditions and love in the island forests. One song had the audience yelling along with O.C. Roberts, We party, we party, we're Rastafari! In their political songs, they maintain Reggae's most powerful trait; its message of protest. Detroit influence was evident in a bopping rendition of Smokey Robin- son's "Just My 'magination." By far, most of their material was similarly soothing lovesongs, some in the Motown vein, such as "I Will Never Let You Go" and "I Love You So!" No matter how slow the tune, though, it always made you want to dance. Perhaps there's a subtle political message here, too, in getting people "offa their rumpos," as Roberts said, to enjoy music actively rather than passively. For those of you who missed dancing to the best reggae band in Michigan, take heart in the band's hopes to play Ann Arbor again sometime in the win- ter. Next on the Samaritan's agenda are the big cities of Texas. But what place does reggae music have in booming, oil- rich Texas? As Ed Brown said, "There's not a whole lot of black music there, but once they hear it, they'll know it isn't just local or national; it's the whole world." Y . r Daily Photo by DOUG McMAHON The band, X, plays at the Michigan Theater on Saturday night. Cleveland Orchestra comes to Hill Reading her poems DONNA BROOK BENZINGER LIBRARY East Quad UM News in The Daily 764-0552 MICHIGAN STUDENT ASSEMBLY NEEDS YOU! Positions are now available on the following Regental and University Committees: STUDENT LEGAL SERVICES RESEARCH POLICIES - One grad student needed 4t s , AFFIRMATIVE ACTION r UNIVERSITY COUNCILU Stop by the MSA office for a full listing of open committee positions. Applications are available now. DEADLINE for submitting applications is WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1984 - 5:00 P.M: For more information contact Laurie Clement, 3039 Michigan Union, 763-3241 On Wednesday, 10 October, the Choral Union Series will present the Cleveland Orchestra. The concert will be in Hill Auditorium at 8:30 p.m. The orchestra will perform three pieces: Mozart's "Symphony No. 38" (the "Prague" symphony), Beethoven's "Grosse Fuge," and Schumann's "Symphony No. 2." The orchestra is preparing the ozart and Schumann pieces for a con- cert to be given on 20 October in Car- negie Hall in New York City with Itzhak Perlman as guest soloist. AINN ARBOR . 5th Avenue at liberty St. 761-9700 $1 75 TUESDAY ALL DAY v"SEUCI E"NESWE Christoph von Dohnanyi will conduct the orchestra. Dohnanyi is the gran- dson of the Hungarian composer Ernst von Dohnanyi, who was one of the in- structors of Sir Georg Solti, music director of the Chicago Symphony Or- chestra. Christoph von Dohnanyi has conduc- ted most of the major symphonies and opera companies on both sides of the Atlantic, including the Chicago Sym- phony Orchestra and the New York Philharmonic. He was artistic director and principal conductor of the Hamburg State Opera until assuming the music directorship of the Cleveland Orchestra earlier this year, filling the sizeable space left by the death of George Szell. Tickets are available at the Burton Tower Box Office. Rush tickets will be available to students for $5.00, as op- posed to the regular price of $18.00, from 4:00 to 4:30 on the afternoon of the day of the concert. - Knute Rife Pursue a Rewarding Career Shape the Future of Jewish Life Enjoy Freedom and Flexibility "SEDUCTIVF"NEWSWEEK ANOTH ER C 0UNTR k> D IY10 ,70 ,9 0 :a° ' : A v k r 0 0 proudly presents CAMPUS MEET THE PRESS STARTS TOMORROW in the Kuenzel Room of the Michigan Union Special Guest: PRESIDENT HAROLD SHAPIRO LAST 3 DAYS' Emotionally Touching and Richly Haunting... WENDY HUGHES OsI ato s Courses Leading to Degrees in: Rabbinical Studies Jewish Education Cantorial Studies Jewish Communal Service Graduate Studies Hebrew Union College - Jewish Institute of Religion