w a 9 0U WV a, I V I -W w Doctor 9S orders, The Butter Battle Book Br. Dr. Seuss Random House 42 pp, $6.95 By Larry Dean ALWAYS GET a funny feeling whenever I go into a bookstore and spy the "Children's Books" section. What exactly are children's books? If I had published a book as a child, it would probably fit neater under the heading "Existential Gobbledigook," as most prepubescent authorial efforts tend to be. Furthermore, when I'm in need of some reversion back to the cradle, I get a squinty, suspicious glance from the clerks when I ask where the children's books section is - I always feel like either a shoplifter (with a successful black-market book operation), a per- vert, or a dimwit. Dr. Seuss (a/k/a Theodore Geisel) has always understood the pent-up frustrations of kids, no matter what their age. Like the best of writers, he speaks about issues that funnel out of the heart; so whatever the subject mat- ter, it's given sensitivity, depth, and ar- tistic quality. If more writers were as direct and as bountiful as Dr. Seuss, we'd have less Sidney Sheldons sitting on their glitzy cardboard thrones at the top of the bestseller lists. I can't imagine who couldn't feel for poor Thidwicke, the Big-Hearted Moose, whose good-natured inability to say "no" puts him in the uncomfortable position of super-host for a hoarde of unwelcome animals nesting in his hor- ns? Or who can't hiss and gasp at the antics of the Grinch who stole Christ- mas (then alternately feel satisfied at his pro-Yuletide "conversion" by the story's end)? Or who couldn't celebrate the wild anarchy of the Cat in the Hat? Since the publication of Dr. Seuss' first book, And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street, nearly 50 years ago in 1937, the face of children's literature (and literature as a whole) has un- dergone an aesthetic facelift. Fourty- two books have been published since Seuss' first effort, and nearly all of them have carried some profundity in terms both spiritual and political. So it is not surprising that in election year 1984, in honor of the Doctor's 80th birth- day, he publishes The Butter Battle Book, perhaps his most adroitly political book since Horton Hears A Who. The Butter Battle Book, (co-written by Geisel's wife), has all the Seuss trademarks: The competitive Yooks and Zooks, two nations whose greatest philosophical difference comes in their preference for buttering bread, are the focal point. There are the usual Seuss landscaping touches of distorted, wiry trees and sloping hillsides, absurd, multifunctional machines, and the lyrical, alliterative rhymes that tell the story. On the surface, The Butter Battle Book is a continuation of tradition; however, it is a thin surface, with a powerful and frightening message un- derneath. 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The Butter Battle Book is, above all, a message book, a dangerous warning, that barely tries to veil its tale with the sweetly freaky Seuss drawings. Out of a compulsion of conscience, Geisel volunteered as a correspondent during the Korean War. He has said in interviews (as rare as they are - he is an intensely private man) that the time he served reporting on the incidents of that war profoundly heightened his moral obligation as an artist and made him even more aware of the state of seige that our world is constantly in. Many of his books have dealt, on various levels, with -war or the im- minence of it - The King's Stilts, Yer- tle the Turtle, The Sneeches, The Lorax - but with The Butter Battle Book, he has never been more blatant. The Yooks are folks who live on one side of a great wall. Properly, they eat their bread with the butter side up. On the other side, dwell the Zooks, who (blasphemy of blasphemies!) eat their bread with the butter side down! An elder Yook, who used to work as a bor- der guard, tells the tale of "a very rude Zook by the name of VanItch" who, one day, starts some trouble by slingshooting the switch that the guard. patrols with. Overwhelmed by shame, the guard returns to his superiors, who tell him to rest easy - it seems they have some "Boys in the Back Room" who are developing a bigger, better slingshot to combat the Zooks' terrorism. This ping-ponging of arsenal which increases in size continues throughout The Butter Battle Book. . . . One side comes up with a weapon, the other side betters or matches it, and so on, until the Yook scientists develop the ultimate weapon: The Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo, which is sure to stop the Zooks once and for all. As the guard races to face the Zook, the Yooks file into underground bomb shelters at the command of their great Chief Yookeroo. The book ends on a tentative note. with the Yooks and Zooks facing off, one-on-one, atop the great wall, each with their own Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo, threatening to drop them at any moment. While the border guard is the main focus of the book, Seuss' real protagonist is the guard's grandson, who has been narrating the action all along. With a child's bewilderment, he observes the absurdity and self- defeating, genocidal behavior of both the Yooks and Zooks. "Who's going to drop it? Will you. . . Or will he. . ? he asks, to which grandpa answers, "Be patient. We'll see. We will see... One can accuse Seuss of morbid pessimism by using such tentativeness, but war - and expecially nuclear war - is a precarious issue. It's no mere fluke that he colors the Yooks in blue and the Zooks in orange ... if he wanted to get any more specific, he would've added red'and white to the Yooks, and made his orange Zooks a deep red. But such vagueness is acceptable, especially in light of the fact that, in The Butter Battle Book, "us" and "them" are only important inasfaras there needs to be a clearly delineated line separating two factions, neither of which seems inherently good or bad, but rather, stupidly acting out the or- ders dictated by high officials with power complexes and generic paranoia. Dr. Seuss, more than many other mainstream writers, continues to be the voice of a generation, speaking loudly through his art. The best thing is that the so-called "generation" he speaks for is the generation of children, of which we all were once a part. In every one of his books, he says we never need to abandon that part of us bursting with wonderment and honest wisdom of children - that is is integral to our spirits if we allow it-to remain in our hearts and minds. Moreso than any other philosophy, this seems to be -the= Seuss directive, that we never lose that innocence, even in the ripped face of holocaust and global annihilation; after all, what we began we can stop, and The Butter Battle Book is a stern,-reminder that we are only as powerless as we allow ourselves to be. a -a I I ENTER at The Michigan Union as often as you like fill out an entry form at any of the listed locations in The Michigan Union MUG Eateries & Commons Stroh's Dairy Bar - ice crewm The Comer Market - saladshealth foods. and gourmet ca/ees Parcheezies - pir:a and other/talian foods The MUG (Michigan Union Grill) -hamburgers andfrenchfries Dagwood's -sandwiches Variety - speciahy ethnic menu The University Club -~ restaurant and bar The Emblem Shop - Michigan sportswear and gits The General Store - convenience items The Michigan Union Ticket Office- concert. bus, limousine tickets The Candy Counter -rcands, tobacco.newspapers The Campus Game Center- billiards, table tennis, darts. etc. LOU ISE Flowers and Gifts Faokiem lfswi Spaiug Wi& 0Owe FewtV Phone 761-6175 BARBER/HAIRSTti 611 E. 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