-HAPPENI
Highlight
The Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, conducted 'b
will perform at Hill Auditorium tonight at 8:30 p.m.
works by Mozart and Brahms.
Films
Cinema Two - X - The Man With the X-Ray Eye
Illustrated Man, MLB 3, 8:30 p.m.
Cinema Guild - 81, Lorch, 7 & 9:30 p.m.
CFT - Don't Look Back, Michigan Theater, 7 & 9 p.]
Hill St. - Beach Blanket Bingo, Hill St., 7 & 9 p.m.
W -Card - CIA's Secret Army, Rm. 403, Pray-Ha
noon.
American Soc. of Interior Designers - Beyond
titudes in American Architecture, Art and Arch. Build
Anthropology - Eskimo: Fight for Life; Yesterda3
Eskimo, Lecture Rm. 2, MLB, 7 p.m.
Women's Studies - Incest: The Victim Nobody
MLB, noon.
Free University - Americas in Transition,. .
followed by a talk by Nicaraguan student Aida Oliver.
Reel Change Films - Starting From Nina: The Po
Frieze, 12:15p.m.
Netherlands- America University League -
Rackham Ampitheatre, 8 p.m.
Performances
Rick's American Cafe - Radio Silence, punk-j
Mulholland's Rocking Wattoosies.
UAC Laughtrack Committee - Show of Comedia
,Union, 9 p.m.
School of Music - Piano chamber music, Recital HE
Speakers
Afroamerican & African Studies - Robert Hill,
Transition," Whitney Aud., 1309 SEB, noon.
Commission for Women - Detective Jerry Wright,
Forum for Third World Women's Concerns; Gen
College - Janet Salaff, "Women, Family, & the Pe]
'Economy in Singapore & Hong Kong," 126 E. Quad, 4
Museum of Art - Art Break, Bobbie Levine, "N
Catherine & the Adoration of the Kings," 12:10 p.m.
Residential College - Carolyn Balducci, "Publish
Marriott Inn, 8 p.m.
Labor & Ind. Relations - Robert Kahn, "The R
Problems & Prospects," 6050 ISR, 12:15-2 p.m.
Group Dynamics - George Rosenwald, "Methods
large conf. rm., ISR, 7:30 p.m.
Dentistry - John Drach, "Purine Nucleoside A
-Agents," 1033 Kellogg, 4 p.m.
Biol. Sciences - Jack Schultz, "Tree Tactics: V
Green?" MLB 1, 4 p.m.
GCRLT - George Williams, workshop on "Overhea
E. Madison, 7-11 p.m.
Computing Ctr. - Leigh Daniels, "How to Buy a
Bus. Ad., 3:30-5:30 p.m.
Chemistry - Jeng-ke Pang, "Comparison
Chromatography & Thermal Field-Flow Fractionat
Separations," 1200 Chem, 4 p.m.; Tadashi Takaha
Amination of Olefins," 1300 Chem., 4 p.m.
Russ. & E. European Studies - Lewis Siega
Bourgeoisie: Missing or Different?", Lane Hall C
Siegelbaum, "The Making of Stakhanovites, 1935-
Rackham, 4 p.m.
Engineering - Dieter Vincent, materials semin
;~ ilfcing{ 4sp; " in. ' ,l*'t.!tt
Meetings
Academic Alcoholics - Alano Club, 1:30 p.m.
Michigan Gay Undergraduates - Guild House, 8021
Science Fiction Club - Stilyagi Air Corps, Mich. Le
Michigras - Mass meeting for casino and ca
'Ballroom, 7:30 p.m.
MSA Financial Aid Committee - MSA Chambers,
Community Services - Task Force on Individual
derson Rm., A& B, Michigan Union, 7 p.m.
Miscellaneous
Center for Near Eastern and North African Stud
in Foreign Policy Under the Reagan Adminis
Rackham Ampitheatre, 4-6 p.m.
Tae Kwon Do Club - Practice, CCRB Martial Arts
Transcendental Med. Program - An introduction,
Canterbury Loft - Meditative Celebration of the
State, 2nd floor, 5:15 p.m.
CEW - "The Exit Experience: Letting Go & Mov

St., 7-9 p.m.; "Black Student Program: Stress Man.
10p.m.
Student Wood & Crafts Shop - Power Tools Safety,
Cont. Med. Ed. - "Medical & Non-Traumatic S
Towsley Ctr., call 763-1400.
Marxist Group/Free .University - "Capitalism,
Peace" class, 3909 Mich. Union, 4-6 p.m.
Housing Special Programs - Ambatana Entertair
* Lounge, S. Quad, 7 p.m.
Human Resources Dev. - Programs for office
Survival Kit," Rm. 130, LSA Bldg, 1-4:30 p.m.
Joe's Star Lounge - Jitterbug dance class taugh
Honeyman, 109 N. Main St., 7:30-9 p.m., call 665-0110.
Artists & Craftsmen's Guild - "How to Photogra
School of Art, 12:30 p.m.
University Health Service - Measles vaccinatio
a.m.-7 p.m.

NGS-

Wavy Gravy

The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, February 15, 1984 - Page 3
supports Nobody

by Leonard Bernstein,
The concert features
s, MLB 3, 7 p.m.; The
M.
arrold Building, EMU,
Utopia: Changing At-
ing, 12:30 p.m.
y, Today: The Netsilik
Believes, Lec. Rm. 2,
28, East Quad, 7:30,
litics of Learning, 4068
The Past that Lives,
azz, opening for Dan
ans, U-Club, Michigan
all, 8 p.m.
"The Black Family in
2002 LSA, noon.
ider Res.; Residential
netration of the Money
p.m.
lystic Marriage of St.
ing Children's Books,"
Re-Definition of Work:
of Social Psychology,"
Analogues as Antiveiral
Nhat Keeps the Forest
d Transparencies," 109
a Microcomputer," 140
of Gel Permeation
ion for Macromolecule
shi, "Metal Promoted
lbaum, "The Russian
ommons, noon; Lewis
-1936," W. Conf. Rm.,
ar, Baer Rm., Cooley
r 41 LS .

By PAULA SCHIPPER
Nobody campaigned for presidency
last night at the Michigan Union, but
nobody came to hear Nobody.
More than one hundred people did
come to hear Wavy Gravy, the 48-year-
old promoter of the "Nobody for
President" campaign.
IF GRAVY calls himself Nobody's
fool, then who is Nobody? He is a set of
plastic chattering teeth.
"Who lowered your taxes?" shouted
Gravy, who was wearing a star-
spangled clown suit and oversized
shoes.
"Nobody!" answered the crowd.
"Who totally understands the
budget?"
"Nobody!"
"Who makes apple pie better than
Mom?."K
"Nobody !h"
GRAVY, WHOSE real name is Hugh
Romney, promoted Nobody in the 1976
and 1980 elections, and he proudly says
over 50 percent of all Americans voted
for Nobody in those elections.

'Before Nobody we ran a rock for president
and a roll for vice president. The idea was
that you could eat the vice president.
During the campaign we gave out cin-
namon rolls.'
-Wavy Gravy

Nobody is not the first politician
Gravy has taken under his wing.
Before Nobody came along, Gravy led
the "Pigasus for President"
movement, promoting "the first black
and white female candidate." Pigasus
was a pit.
"Before Nobody we ran a rock for
president and a roll for vice president,
said Gravy. "The idea was that you

could eat the vice president. During the
campaign we gave out cinnamon rolls."
SELLING U.S. out of North
America" bumper stickers to pay for
his present campaign, Gravy has gone
full steam ahead for Nobody to make a
point about the election process.
"Nobody is in Washington working
for you ... Nobody cares," said Gravy.
'.'Perhaps the charade that happens
every four years is an insult to
everybody's intelligence."
When taking a breather between
presidential races, Gravy spends his
time entertaining at children's
hospitals dressed as a clown. He
recalled his role as an emcee at the 1969
Woodstock festival where he gained
national attention and befriended a
number of famous musicians. I

Gravy has enlisted the help of such
popular performers as the Grateful
Dead and Jackson Browne for another
organization close to his heart, SEVA.
SEVA works against world problems,
including blindness and hunger.
"WHAT HE'S doing for all those
people - I think that's great," said
freshman Rob Sider. "He's more than
just a political person.
"I would absolutely vote for
Nobody," he added.
Besides talking about the "Nobody
for President," campaign, Gravy spoke
about his days travelling around the
country in a caravan of multi-colored
buses. In his travels; Gravy was
arrested several times during political
demonstrati ns, usually in costume.
"WHEN (the police) pop me I just get
out my laminated -that's very impor-
tant, - laminated (Monopoly) get-out-
of-jail card," Gravy said.
After describing his earlier days on
the road, he showed a film of the trip
that included footage of Ypsilanti
where Gravy had another run-in with
police who thought his group was a
band of hippies.
"They'll bury me a hippy," Gravy
said. "I'll always be a hippy. I don't
care. I don't even know what it is."

U.S. officials disagree


Monroe, 9 p.m.
eague, 8:15 p.m.
rnival workers, Union
Michigan Union, 4 p.m.
s with Disabilities, An-
lies - "Current Trends
tration," symposium,
Rm., 6-8 p.m.
528 W. Liberty, 8 p.m.
Holy Eucharist, 332 S.
ving On," 350 S. Thayer
agement Workshop," 7-
537 SAB, 6-8 p.m.
;urgical Emergencies,"
Democracy, & World
nment Night, Ambatana
staff, "The Office Staff
ht by Jim Kruz & Vicki
aph Yourself, Rm. 2107,
ons, Michigan Union 11

about Beirut
(Continued from Page 1)
PE
"The administration policy is set in posit
the Oval Office and I am speaking for attac
the Oval Office,"said Speakes. time
PRESIDENT Reagan, in his Feb. 7 81mn
announcement that most of the 1,500 third
Marines will be moved from the Beirut As
airport to ships offshore, said Navy U.S.
guns would fire to "provide naval gun- miss
fire and air support against any units of t
firing into greater Beirut from parts of divid
Lebanon controlled by Syria, as well as M(
against any units directly attacking ques
American or multinational force per- supp
sonnel and facilities." woul
During the next two days, the bat- Act
tleship USS New Jersey's 16-inch guns pass
pounded rebelspositions in Syrian- pres
controlled parts of Lebanon in the Al
heaviest U.S. Navy bombardment since rais
the Vietnam War. thej
In Lebanon Druze rebels overran prot
Lebanese army positions in the moun- nme
tains,overlooking Beirut yesterday and W
U.S. warships offshore unleashed two cy b
bombardments in an attempt to stop brea
their "holy war" offensive. Tues
man
gove
arm
MS A triesa
ther
to 4mIprv e
ties with
'U' gays
(continued from Page 1)
out what a gay person is like."
Propokowicz and DeVries led the
groups in a exercise in which group
members had to stand under signs on
the wall that said "uncomfortable'
not supportive" to "comfortable/sup-
portive," to show their response to the
questions.
"We wanted to get you thinking about
various issues and getting up and
taking a stand," Prokopowicz said after
the exercise was completed.
The 10 members who participated
said the exercise made them think
about uncomfortable issues they hadn't
considered before.
Following the exercise DeVries and
Prokopowicz told group members
aboutrtheir experiences "coming out,"
and urged members to ask questions.
"You can ask us anything," DeVries
said. "We want to educate MSA, raise
their consciousness, and work with
MSA resources to educate the com-
munity and shape it into a more suppor-
tive atmosphere."
Gittleman said she hopes a candidate
who is aware of gay issues on campus
will run in the upcoming MSA elections
this spring.
"Hopefully, having gay liaisons will
encourage future assemblies to do con-
sciousness raising, advocate change
and (the support) of gay rights," Git-
tleman said.
MATH (MAJORSIMINORSI
APTITUDE) ...
You're Needed
All Over the
World.
Ask Peace Corps Moth volunteers
why their degrees are needed in
the classrooms of the world's de-
veloping nations. Ask them why
ingenuity and flexibility are as

bomtbing
NTAGON reports said Marine
ions at Beirut Airport came under
k by rocket and mortar fire three
s and the Marines responded with
m mortar fire after the second and
attacks.
the battle raged during the day,
warplanes flew reconnaissance
ions over the mountains, with two
he jets sweeping low over the
led capital.
eanwhile, congressional critics
tioned whether Navy gunfire in
ort of the Lebanese government
d be permitted by the War Powers
and the congressional compromise
ed last fall backing the Marine
;ence in Beirut.
FTER THOSE questions were
ed, Speakes said last Thursday that
justification for the shelling was
ecting the Marines, not the gover-
nt.
hen reporters noted the discrepan-
etween Lehman's comment at a
kfast meeting with the press
day and Speaks' statement, Leh-
said, "It's no secret that the U.S.
rnment is supporting the Lebanese
ed forces. That's our purpose
'e."


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