4 I.. OPINION Page 4 Sunday, January 15, 1984 The Michigan Daily Abstinence makes the 'U ' THE UNIVERSITY Housing Office rerati- fied the 18th Amendment to the Con- stitution in dormitories when it issued new guidelines for alcohol use (or non-use) by dorm residents. Associate Housing Director John Heidke cir- culated a memo last month to all resident staff members in a move promoting "responsible use" of alcohol by residents, though how the new rules will do this is unclear as long as students can belly up to the bar at the various local watering holes, fraternity parties, and down home get-togethers. The policy, bans drinking in such public places as lounges, hallways, lobbies, and janitor's closets-those of you who've been grow sober estimated that the computer system could save the University-$500,000 a month and would alsq be an improvement on the current Michigai* Bell's Centrex phone system.. Whether or not the changes come within the next couple of years, the wave of computer { dependence will have to be ridden sooner or later. But what consultants and University administrators are now saying is "surf's up!" I nipping at the sauce with Mr. Clean should be especially disappointed; outlaws the mention of)alcohol in advertisements of parties; makes it taboo to use house council funds or to collect money at the door of a party to pay for alcohol; and forces residents to register all parties with the appropriatethousing authorities. The policy also mentions that the legal drinking age in Michigan is 21, so most of you dorm dwellers are not only being naughty when you drink, you'l'e breaking the law. Lastly, the guidelines warn that vandalism and other unruly behavior. gives mom and " dad Housing Office reason to cancel your lease. The get-tough gesture replaces a three sen- tence policy which said residents must observe state law and refrain from drinking in public areas. Heidke said the new policy was not "a major change," but merely an attempt to clear up any confusion as to how the old policy would be interpreted aid to make the policy uniform for all dorms. As with the old, apparently ignored rules, resident advisors willprobably be the enfor- cers. Just how a resident advisor is supposed to coerce residents to follow the new scripture is unclear. But renaming them "resident cops" might be a start. Can temperance leagues be far behind? Daily Photo by DEBORAH LEWIS Officials in the Housing Office and Plant Operations this past week af- breathalyzer test show they be suspected of having one too many. firmed their conviction that there is no virtue in excess. Dorm residen- Should residents or employees want to empty a few bottles it will have ts now must follow strict and uniform guidelines concerning alcohol to be done on their own turf - not the University's. consumption and plant employees now face the possibility of a Overdue corrections Students with overdue books will be patrolled by more than their own sense of honesty as the corrected Geac computer system starts to sniff out our campus "outlaws of overdue." Since September a bug in the compute system that regulates the circulation-of library materials has kept officials from notifying students about overdue books. The libraries as a result have not been charging fines when the books are eventually returned. One does have to be sympathetic towards the poor under- classmen who stares at the librarian with wide-eyed innocence and whines: "I didn't know it was overdue-no one notified me!" As Jim Cruse, head of circulation service for the Graduate library put it, "It would be unfair to charge people if, they are unaware that their book is overdue." Exactly when fines will again be issued is still uncertain. Word has it that it will be a week or two but no one is really sure. In order to warn the would-be-offender, ,library officials plan to publicize the return of rigid fine enforcement. After that no one will be spared. On the basis of fines collected in previous terms, the Graduate library alone estimates that it lost $10,000 because of last term's mixup. The loss of fines and all of the delinquent books that aren't circulating, have provided the libraries with a very real incentive to get Geac fully operational. For students, though, the tighter measures might be seen as a step backward-after all, two weeks isn't long enough6to fully appreciate a good book. The Week in Review was compiled by Daily staff reporters Jim Sparks, Jackie Young, associate arts editor Jim Boyd, and editors Janet Rae and David Spak. Heavy breathing So much for hiding the Wild Turkey inside a file cabinet. Now University officials are get-. ting the scoop straight from, the drinker's mouth. That heavy breathing you may have heard from the Plant Operations department in the last week and a half is part of a crackdown on drunk snowplowing. Plant employees suspected of bending an elbow on the job must now "voluntarily" sub- mit to a breathalyzer test. If the employee shows a blood alcohol level of more than .1 per- cent, the person could face disciplinary action, including possible dismissal. Employees 'who refuse to take the test may be suspended or fired. Although Department officials say that there have been few problems in the past, the breathalyzer is hoped to prevent accidents resulting from the boozing worker operating heavy machinery. So far union representatives for the employees have said little about the use of the new device. - Plant Operations might be setting a con- structive new trend. A breathalyzer in the ad- ministration building might encourage policy reports written in understandable English, and a breathalyzer in the Daily newsroom would certainly cut down on the number of typos found in the paper. Riding the new wave Even those who don't wear calculators on their belts are going to be assaulted by the ever-encroaching computer, if a new $34 million telecommunications system slotted for the spring of 1986 is approved by University regents. The system would make it easier for students to plug their own computer terminals into the University's system, and it would even be possible for homework to be turned in by dum- ping it into a professor's computer base. The visionary among the planners see the possibility of two-way video terminals that would allow a student to talk face to face with professors-and all in the convenience of your dorm. In addition, the new system would directly link the University to Flint, Dearborn,'and Detroit through the use of Michigan microwave technology. Special phones could also be installed around the campus so that emergencies could be reported more easily. A consulting firm hired by the University has Edited and managed by students at The University of Michigan Si I qi Vol. XCIV-No. 87 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Editorials represent a majority opinion of the Daily's Editorial Board St. Nicholas' backyard N. 1 N' i ' ; [ Ir IA <4 1 / y ( ._ A USUALLY churches and other non- profit humanitarian groups are the only ones concerned with aiding the homeless - streetpeople. That is why it is surprising that the most vociferous opposition to Ann Arbor's planned Fourth Ave. shelter 'omes from a church. In a letter to city council, members of St. Nicholas Greek Orhodox Church, which is located adjacent to the ap- proved site, expressed fear that the shelter would create "greater poten- tial for victimization, including the possibility that some of our parishoners would be victims." Such a statement from a group cf people who have aided the homeless through several programs in the past is puz- zling. It is as if they are saying, "We'll help you but we don't want you sleeping in our backyard." These streetpeople roam city streets, some looking for food or retur- nable bottles in trashcans, begging for money, and occassionally trying to seek temporary refuge from the cold in unlocked University buildings. Their life is difficult and two recent murders which police have linked to specific streetpeople has made it worse. City council has dealt sporadically with the problem of where to house the homeless. The city's Advisory Com- mittee on Emergency Housing ap- proved the new shelter at 415 N. Fourth Ave. a week ago. The city's 'housing commission, and the zoning board will make such approval more dif- ficult. But it is time to stop the delay. There are currently two shelters for the homeless in the city, one run by St. Andrew's Episcopal Church and the other by the Salvation Army. Yet there is still a shortage because several other facilities have closed their doors due to a lack of community support. Dare we include the mem- bers of St. Nicholas in that group of non-supporters.? The church says that young people, senior citizens, and women frequent the church daily and the parish is worried for their safety. The letter to council states that the church would have to pay more for security and that the shelter might "detract from the appearance of (church) property." While it may be easy to condemn the parishoners of St. 'Nicholas, it is possible to understand their objec- tions. But isn't a primary function of a church in any community to help the hungry, the poor, and others who can- not help themselves? And aren't the parishoners prejudging their potential neighbors? It appears that the members of St. Nicholas Church are only mouthing their prayers. Occasional acts of benevolence do not give them the right to claim their security is more precious than that of the homeless. Not many groups truly dedicate them- selves to helping the homeless these days. The Darishoners of St. Nicholas ,KjA 11 'l Blacks feast a By Pamela Douglas LOS ANGELES - It's a time of irony, a time when impossible dreams are coming to life while bare survival seems impossible for many black Americans. In 1984, a black mother can tell her children that if they're pretty enough or smart enough or powerful 'enough, they can become Miss America; or an astronaut, or run for mayor or governor or even president, because Vanessa Williams, Guion Bluford, Harold But that same day, at the Trio Crisis Center in south central Los Angeles, Kay Sanders,-49,;a black woman with graying hair, was rescuing children no one else would touch. She works without support from any agency. As a last resort, she'll move a desperate family into her own apartment. She now has 10 children living with her and sees 50 others at her center every day. .Meanwhile, teen-agers from probation school on a tour of city hall compete to sit in their coun- cilman's chair, believing, really rmidstfiam me fed the children and is keeping In the midst of the bounty of them until the mother completes hope, the children at Trio only a rehabilitation program and fin- hint at uncounted, and un- ds another job. touched,, numbers all over the Across the country, black country - not merely an under- adults who dropped out as teen- class but an invisible class in a agers are turning to community land where public policy extols colleges and other schools in dramatic success and denies the burgeoning numbers to bolster existence of need. their basic skills. Talk to them Black Americans - even those and you learn they're after more who are not middle class - are than a certificate, more than a swept up in that thinking. "Let job. They're ready for self- them eat heroes" might be the respect. motto. Some of the glory might At a takeout chicken place, translate to practical salvation. Sanders found a 4-year-old child But the harvest is still bitter- sprinkling salt and pepper on a sweet. I