ARTS The Michigan Daily Saturday, November 5, 1983 Page 5 Biblical tale turns to tunes By Barb Shiele ND THE LORD said "Let there be an hour-and- a-half of diverse, non-stop singing, and dan- cing." And the Rice/Webber duo made Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and it was a smash-hit. The colorful, musical extravaganza swept across the stage Thursday night as 23 cast members brought to life the inspiring, biblical story of that loving, do-gooder Joseph. Performed with a wide variety of songs, Joseph, part of PTP's "Best of Broadway" series, left all audiences humming the bee-boppy tunes and feeling just peachy-keen about life in general. The performance, written by the well-known team of musician Andrew Lloyd Webber and lyricist Tim Rice 15 years ago, followed the same plot as the story from the Book of Genesis. In the musical, Joseph, favored son of Jacob, receives from dad a spec- tacular, multi-colored coat. His jealous siblings sell Joseph to the Ishmalites, who are actully long-haired, Groucho Marx look-alikes. After smoking with the brothers on Egyptian bongs in exchange for Joseph, the Ishmalites take Joseph to Egypt. ' Joseph spends 20 years in jail doing what he does best -interpreting dreams. The Pharaoh hears of Joseph's talent and asks him to interpr& his mysterious dreams. Pleased with Joseph's inter- pretation, the Pharaoh names Joseph his "Number 2." Back at home in Canaan, the suffering brothers decide to go off to Egypt, which leads up to the big family reunion. The modern adaptation of one of the oldest stories in the bible written in musical-variety form includes the nasty brothers singing a country cowboy tune ex- plaining Joseph's sudden disappearance, to an original Elvis-style piece in which the Pharaoh thrusts his pelvis as he tells of his mysterious dream. With variety like that, who needs to see another musical this year? The narrator, a whirling dervish, bubbling with vitality and enthusiasm, opens the show by singing the beginning of the story of Jacob and his 12 sons to a rockin' beat. Throughout the show, she follows Joseph while energetically doing such tasks as singing his story. She acts as Joseph's optimism by cheering him up in jail (singing "Go, go, go, Joseph! ") and finally taking a telegram to Jacob on a scooter-like camel. Her smiles along with a strong singing voice were constant during the show. Ani Joseph? Well, he's just a lovable kind of guy! With a huge all-American smile, Joseph's energy never ceases. He's such a great guy that you almost want to hate him. But his subtle, inspirational statements remind you of the goodness for which he stands. Once he is chosen to be the Pharaoh's "Num- ber 2," Joseph modestly points out. to admirers, "Anyone from anywhere can make it if he gets a break." Joseph, 25-year old Don Goodspeed, has a singing voice which does everything from belting out dream interpretations to singing an inspiring, almost hymn- like tune in jail. Goodspeed was the perfect Joseph with his full blond head of hair, and nice body - which he displayed in his Egyptian attire of a half- shirt and tennis shorts. Those 11 nasty brothers are easier to sing along with than look down upon in this interpretation of Joseph. Despite their rudeness of taking Joseph's spanking new coat, these siblings do an outstanding job of acting very human. You easily feel for them when they are jealous of Joseph. You want to sing along with Haphtali in his Mexican calypso as he tries to save his youngest brother from the horrors of jail. Though the audience was laughing throughout the show, the Pharaoh's scenes were the most humorous. What could be more fitting than the King of Egypt being the King of rock 'n roll? Dressed, singing and moving like Elvis, the Pharaoh, Hal Davis, belted out a few songs while throwing around his hips in his skin-tight, white satin pants. Strutting down the lit staircase to announce Joseph's promotion, the Pharaoh really seems like Elvis. Potiphar, the millionaire to whom Joseph is first sold in Egypt, had made him big bucks by investing in pyramids. The props were well done in this scene as the huge orange pyramid, once turned around towards the audience, displayed Potiphar's humble abode: a complete wood-panelled bar set, winding staircase, and a comfy little satin bed with the sex bomb Mrs. Potiphar waiting for him. Potiphar shows him bumbling humor in his feminine mannerisms and his unawareness to the affair between the seduc- tive Mrs. Potiphar and innocent Joseph. The scenery and props matched the musical statement being made in each scene. Although the setting was simple, it enhanced the mood of the scene a great deal. The flashing lights behind the gold, high-back chair matched the thrill of Elvis - oh I mean the Pharoah - singing "Poor, Poor Pharaoh/Song of the King," just as the long red and white cloth-covered table matched the depression of the French-style tune "Those Canaan Days" sung by Reuben and the brothers as they cried their self-pity into empty wine glasses. The foot-tapping music was non-stop, whether it was a tap dance tune for the sad cowboys grieving over their lost brother, or a fast drum solo to which the Egyptian dancers boogied. The full orchestra played to keep the audiences boogying in their seats. The reunion of the brothers was a touching scene, and I'm sure left lumps in a few throats. But the ex- citement of it all just left the audience feelin' groovy. And if some people weren't careful they might have just learned an old Sunday school story. The fast-moving musical, which just finished its- seven-year run on Broadway, definitely pleased the' Ann Arbor crowd with the combination of a superb cast, phenominal lyrics and music, and a beautiful story. Hal Davis, as the Pharaoh, swings like Elvis in 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' at the Power Center. Sexy violence, Peckinpah style By Eli Cohen T HE OSTERMAN WEEKEND is a movie for me. It has lots of sex and violence. The first scene is of a post- coital murder; it really gets ou into the movie in a hurry. The only problem with The Osterman Weekend is purely stylistic: the director Sam Peckinpah seems to have lost one of his best at- tributes - his affination for large- breasted women. The Osterman Weekend is based upon the book by best-selling author Robert Ludlum. His books are filled with sex and violence. In fact one of his best works, The Holcroft Covenant, has a full 18 murders by page 25. Unfor- tunately, since The Osterman Weekend is one of his first novels it isn't nearly as bloody as some of his other books. Sam Peckinpah also has a long history of blood and sex. His previous films, mostly in the late '60s, were marked by the very sexually-arousing portrayal of violence. The Wild Bunch and Straw Dogs both are Pekinpah at his best. And his Hollywood comeback, as director of The Osterman Weekend, is not at all disappointing for fans of Peckinpah bloodlust. But the women are so flat. The movie itself is true to the Ludlum tradition, if not the book itself. The plot deals with a renegade CIA operative, three KGB-paid Americans, and a bigoted TV investigative reporter. The result is twisted and exciting, but somewhat confusing. The point being it's difficult to adapt a 500-word novel into two hours of film. The character development suffers as does the plot. This is not Ludlum-like at all. Ludlum is known for his immaculate plot con- struction. But The Osterman Weekend appears somewhat unrealistic for those who haven't read the imminent Mr. Ludlum. For those of you not familiar with three word titles with "the" as the first word, and a name as the second word, the plot of The Osterman Weekend may seem a bit contrived, but rest assured this sort of thing really does happen everyday. It's just that you never hear about it. Anyone familiar with Ludlum knows that the KGB and the CIA just love to prey on innocent Americans, not to mention Neo-Nazi splinter groups and international terrorist societies. So when you go to see The Osterman Weekend remember to bring your Graz-Burya in case they are using the theater as a trap-location. But back to the women, actually you never really see their backs at all, just their fronts. By the end of the movie one begins to wonder why Peckinpah didn't just stage the plot in a nudist colony. They really are never wearing anything above their waist. But one should take 0l' Sam with a grain of salt. Remem- ber, he has been away from movie- making for a long time now. Many critics view Peckinpah's movies as "realistic" or "sexist" - I think that they are lots of fun. When the windshield of a car breaks, it seems like you should duck from the glass splinters. The breaking of"glass in The Osterman Weekend is another typical Peckinpahism. The sound goes to slow motion and its sounds like you can hear every piece shatter in- dividually. It goes on for minutes it seems. The combination of Ludlum and Peckinpah is an obvious match. Twen- tieth-Century Fox has really made a winner, but like the screen adaptation of Forsyth's Dogs of War this movie will probalby drift off into oblivion in a: few weeks. So if you like Byzantine: plots, constant nudity, and twenty- minute action sequences hurry and see The Osterman Weekend. This is what James Bond really is like. AUDITIONS for the MERRY WIDOW OPENING March 1 in the Michigan Theatre No flaunted female flesh in this picture - you'll have to see the 'Osterman Weekend' for that pleasure (?). U The clock strikes three By Larry Dean A AAH. AAAH! Aaaah? Ahhhhh... Sounds of a dentist's office, you might ask? Well, you might ask, but you won't hear "yes." These are noises reserved for the discerning listener's response that the 3 o'clock are retur- ning to Joe's Star Lounge Sunday, on Nov. 6. To further delineate, we will take each response in and of itself and examine it in a nominal fashion. #1, or Aaah.: The 3 O'Clock, crazy cats that they are, and being from California, (hotbed of much new music these days), sound like an interesting }prospect. They played here not too long ago, and got a good response from those in-attendance. They shouldn't cost an arm and a leg to view, either. What time did you say they were playing? Maybe I can make it this time... #2, or Aaah!: The 3 O'Clock! The 3 O'Clock! Where - where are they playing? Joe's? Did someone say Joe's? Wow, they were great before! Played real psychedelic jams, like "With A Cantaloupe Girlfriend," and even covered the Easybeats' "Sorry!" The organ playing was terrif on that one. Went right out and bought their EP, Baroque Hoedown, on Frontier Records, after that. Dare I say they were kick butt?! Yeah!! #3 - Aaaah?: Who is this - 3 O'Clocks? That's a pretty dumb name. If I was in a band, I'd call it Free Beer, or Destroyer, or something better than the 3 O'Clocks. Jeez! And just look at the record! They all look like a bunch of wimps! Bar-B-Q Hoedown - that's stupid, too! Whoever thought of calling their record Bar-B-Q Hoedown? Not me. I'd call my record Jammin' or Carnage or something more powerful... hey, no wonder! They're from Califor- nia! No way, these guys must be mellowed-out to the max - or buzzed off their butts! Go? MeI'd rather stay home and listen to Seger... : #4, or Ahhhhh...: The 3 O'Clock is four guys from California. Michael Quercio plays bass and sings; Gregg Gutierrez plays guitar and sings back- up; Mickey Mariano plays keyboards and sings back-up; Danny Benair drums. They used to be called the Salvation Army, but a familiar organization using the same name got on their case, and they had to sticker their debut album The 3 O'Clock. They have a second record, an EP called Baroque Hoedown, on Frontier Records. It's an OK record by an OK band; their best song is "Marjorie Tells Me." Now vote: #1.....#2....#3.... #4..... In a democracy, it's the in thing to do. Correction Ann Arbor Civic Theater's produc- ion of The Philadelphia Story con- tinues today at two and tonight at eight at the Michigan Theater. Yesterday's Weekend Magazine in- correctly listed that the play was to be performed at the Lydia Mendelssohn Theater. We are sorry for any incon- venience this may have caused. Join the Daily News Staff TUESDAY LUNCH - DISCUSSIONS at the INTERNATIONAL CENTER, 603 E. MADISON, 12 NOON November 8-"THE GRANADA INVASION" through the eyes of Sassan Mohtadi, Medical Stu- dent at St. George's University, Granada