The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, April 13, 1983-Page 7



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Frank Zappa - 'The Man
From Utopia' (Barking
Pumpkin)
As has been the case since before
time began, Frank Zappa's recorded
performances exist in a dimension of
their own. There's little value in
discussing Zappa in terms not relative
to that dimension; comparisons to
"other music" are futile.
The aforesaid is but a given to anyone
with a knowledge of Zappa which ex-
tends beyond "Valley Girl," the duet by
Frank and his daughter Moon, which
became 1982's most unlikely hit of the
year. Although unique in its own right,
"Valley Girl" certainly couldn't be
considered as representative Zappa.
Come to think of it, it's probably not
possible to define Zappa even within his
own dimension.
Be that as it may ...
In the two years since he formed his
own Barking Pumpkin Records, Zappa
has released roughly 10 discs of
material in a variety of sizes and com-
plexions, including a 3-LP boxed set of
guitar solos/instrumentals, and the pic-
ture-disc soundtrack to his own film,
Baby Snakes. A.hard-working man, he
is. His latest release is The Man From
Utopia, and frankly, Zappa -has
released more consistent material on
some of the other recent LPs.
Still, The Man From Utopia has
some good qualities, even excellent
qualities which co-exist with the
mediocre ones. As befits Zappa's high
standards, the production is impeccable
throughout, and the arrangements are
devastatingly exact on about half the
cuts. Those which exhibit a less precise
appraoch are the live cuts; the perfor-
mances here might well have been im-
provised onstage for all of their lack of
musical coherence.
Zappa's made it a habit to include
live material with the studio cuts on his
albums, and frequently the concert
recordings act as mere filler. Such is
the case on The Man From Utopia;
while lyrically they deserve some
merit, they are atypically uninspired
by either musical or vocal performan-
ce. The first "live" encounter is "The
Dangerous Kitchen," which musically
redeems itself only by Zappa's accom-
panying his vocals note-for-note with
his guitar. Unfortunately, he repeats
this feat on "The Jazz Discharge Party
Hats"; since the two songs are other-
University of Michigan
WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB
CONCERT
Conductor: Rosalie Edwards
April 15 8:00 p.m.
at Rackhom Auditorium
Admission Complimentary

Frank Zappa not only produces music, he also produces children who produce music.

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wise unrelated, what might well be an
interesting show of skill ends up more
closely resembling an easily duplicated
parlor trick.
Zappa's two previous commercial
LPs, You Are What You Is and Ship
Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning
Witch, were infused with a fresh energy
which adeptly defined the reasons for
Zappa's reputation as a master of
originality. On The Man From Utopia,
this energy appears only during the
album's three excellent instrumental
cuts.
Of the remainder, most seem unin-
spired, and a few are sadly familiar:
"The Jazz Discharge Party Hats" deals
with the topics covered in "Panty Rap"
from 1981's Tinseltown Rebellion, and
"Cocaine Decisions" harkens back to a
much better "Charlie's Enormous
Mouth" from You Are What You Is.
One cut from the new album which
does not stand out is the semi-title-cut,
"The Man From Utopia Meets Mary
Lou (medley)." Strangely enough, this
song was not composed by Zappa, yet
he and his band tackle it with ad-
mirable vigor. Everything seems to fall
into place here, while so much of the
album seems to have left inspiration
elsewhere.
If you like your album reviews
reduced to numbers, you can give The
Man From Utopia a fair five on a scale
of 10. Although it has elements to
recommend it, it suffers from frequen-

tly weak material. If you want to hear
first-hand what Mr. Zappa's been up to
lately, pick up the 1981 double LP You
Are What You Is: that album's con-
sistent excellence makes it worth the
few extra fins.
7": Dweezil - 'My Mother
Is A Space Cadet' b/w
'Crunchy Water,
(Barking Pumpkin)
As an interesting aside in the Zappa
family chronicles, Dweezil and Moot
Unit have formed their own band and
recorded a single on father Frank's
label. There's not much to get excited
about on these two sides, but the younger
Zappas and their friends show traces of
talent which could develop, given time.
The music features a rather
traditional rock base, heavily depen-
dent on repetition. "Cruncy Water"
spends too much time distributing
disorganized background noises which
overpower both the lyric and what
remains of the music."My Mother Is A
Space Cadet" is far superior in terms of
arrangement and performance, with
some decent guitar and synthesizer
work supporting most of the tune.
Although they've obviously gotten
some breaks due to Dweezil and Moon's
hertiage, it is to the band's credit that
they don't flaunt the Zappa name in an
attempt to capitalize on it.
-by Michael Baadke


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