RTS The Michigan Daily Sunday, April 10, 1983 page 5 A The best of The Loft does bang- upjob on Bombs' the brightest By Richard Campbell W HEN MOVIES about Gandhi, a troglodyte from outer space, and a soap opera transvestite compete against each other for Best Picture, you know you're headed for a good Academy Awards show. There's nothing like outrageous matchups to make the glitzy world of Hollywood come alive. Actually there's not a heck of a lot to complain about in this year's *nominations, but there's still some room for a critic to grouch. Here's a rundown on who's nominated, who shouldn't be, and who should have been: " Best Picture - Gandhi, E.T., Toot- sie, and The Verdict all got deserving nominations. Costa-Gavras' tantalizing political mystery,Missing, turned out more maudlin than exciting and probably won't win. You've got to won- der why Wolfgang Peterson's (nominated for Best Director) Das Boot wasn't up for Best Picture. For that matter Sophie's Choice, The World Ac- cording to Garp, and A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy were all overlooked. Look for E.T. and Gandhi to.battle it out. Best Actor - Ben Kingsley should win for his tremendous acting in Gan- dhi; Paul Newman should win for his understated acting and many years of neglect at the awards; likewise for Peter O'Toole; Hoffman just won for Kramer vs. Kramer so he's out; and Jack Lemmon replayed his role from China Syndrome in Missing. Unless you count Harrison Ford's walk through in Blade Runner, the academy made some good picks. " Best Actress - Some critics spoke of a better-than-average year for female roles. That doesn't mean the ac- ting was any good. Julie Andrews, Vic- tor/Victoria; Sissy Spacek, Missing; and Debra Winger, Officer and Gen- tleman, didn't do too much in their mediocre films. Jessica Lange, Fran- ces, and Meryl Streep, Sophie's Choice, out-anguished each other in their two starring roles. Streep is the odds-on winner. " Best Director - Steven Spielberg, E.T.; Sidney Pollack, Tootsie; Sidney Lumet, The Verdict and Wolfgang Peterson, Das Boot, all deserve it. Richard Attenborough, Gandhi, doesn't. Arthur Penn for Four Friends, Nicholas Meyer for Star Trek II, George Roy Hill for Garp, also deserve it. Spielberg, director of three of the top five highest grossing films of all time, E.T., Raiders, and Close Encounters, might actually get it for services ren- dered. " Best Supporting Actor - Who nominated Charles Durning for Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Sure, he was the highlight of the film - what in- telligent actor can't out-act Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, and Dolly Parton? Louis Gossett Jr. was wonder- ful in his stereotyped role of the nasty drill instructor in Officer and Gen- tleman; John Lithgow made tran- ssexualism appear normal in Garp; James Mason portrayed the Darth Vader-attorney to Newman's Han Solo in The Verdict; and Robert Preston stole the show in Victor/Victoria. But in place of Durning you could put the en- tire cast of Diner, Eddie Murphy's debut in 48 HRS, or finally given some glory to Leonard Nimoy's Spock in Star Trek II. " Best Supporting Actress - Jessica Lange gets beaten by Meryl Streep for Best Actress, picks up Best Supporting Actress as a well-deserved consolation prize. With that scenario likely, it's a little academic to gripe about this category. But does anyone really remember Lesley Ann Warren from Victor/Victoria? How about Kim Stanley in Frances? The academy could easily have added Beth Hurt from Garp or Mary Steenburgen in Mid- summer Night's Sex Comedy to the other nominations of Glenn Close, Toot- sie, and Teri Garr, Tootsie. By Mary Claire Hughes HE BOMBS, the Bombs, the "T Bombs are here!" And so is the Canterbury Loft's latest production, The Bombs. Written by Tom Simonds of Ann Arbor over the past eight weeks, The Bombs is a musical comedy that raises questions about Nuclear War. In the tradition of the greek playright Aristophanes, who wrote anti-war and political plays some 2500 years ago, The Bombs uses the comical to convey serious social commentary. The tragi-comedy focuses upon the. travels of two stand-up comedians, Protagonis (Mary Van Horn) and Vavollion (Rebecca Smouse) who decide to venture to Washington D.C. in order to "Stop the Bombs". A six per- son chorus functions as the various per- sons that Protagonis and Vavollion en- counter along their journey. The chorus exemplifies the attitudes and concerns prevalent in the U.S. today. Vavollion is always around for the humor and is constantly providing the comic relief. She even holds up cards to the audience that shows the response to her question, "Do you know how dumb Americans are?" - "How dumb are they?". Her jokes are always of the chortling bad sort but truly bespeak the opute absurdity of our times. ain for Protagonis perseveres in her stance around against the Bombs and continually tries around to convince others that it is vital that usic to they take action. At one point Vavollion sawit, suggests that, "Maybe we gotta enter- far, far tam 'em." Which is exactly what r's or Simond's The Bombs succeeds in doing. wasn't Through the horrors of the Spirits of -k away Hiroshima that chant "remember" to k aa the Beauty Pageant of the Bombs (the Pershing II is especially cute) Simond's play parodies the entire Nuclear Arms issue from the past to present. There are extremely poignant songs as well as catchy silly tunes that magnify and examine our Nuclear World. One can- not help but feel the. sentiments of Protagonis and Vavollion. Simonds has brilliantly split the essence of tragi- comedy into these two main characi ters. Protagonis remindspus of the gravity of nuclear war, while Vavollion con: tinuously pokes fun at their struggle to convince others, and the bureaucracy that supports an absurd race to the destruction of mankind. In doing this, Simond safeguards against over- whelming and frightening an audience into a state of inactivity (something that a Poli. Sci. 460 lecture can easily do). Rather the presentation of hard- core facts coupled with the tension - relieving laughter places the nuclear issue on a very personal and ap- proachable level that encourages self- examination and action against "the bombs." The parody of Washington D.C. will remain in your minds long after the play ends. It is amazing to consider that a government elected for and by the people must be fought against and overcome in order to succumb to its people's will. The finale is a bit idealistic, yet it is uplifting and offers hope to the doubting Thomas's in the audience. After the bombardment (ex- cuse the pun) by the Reagan Ad- ministration concerning the necessity to build up the U.S.'s nuclear weapon ar- senals, The Bombs enables us to view our situation with a mix of objectivity and compassion. Who will be this year's winners? E Best Original Screenplay - Diner, E.T., Officer and Gentleman, Tootsie are nominated. Four Friends written by Steven Tesich could have been squeezed in. But, since this is Diner's lone entry it'll get the Oscar. " Best Adapted Screenplay - Das Boot, Missing, Sophie's Choice, The Verdict, and Victor/Victoria. Where the heck is Garp? It may not have geen to everybody's liking, but it sure came closer to the novel than many would have imagined. Sophie might get the award, though Alan Pakula's screen- play is weak and simplistic. " Best Original Song - "Eye of the Tiger," Rocky III; "How Do You Keep the Music Playing," Best Friends; "If We Were in Love," Yes, Giorgio; "Up Where We Belong" won a Grammy, it'll probably win an Oscar. " Assorted Grumblings - How did Gandhi's sari's or TRON's con graphics get nominated for co design? John Williams does it ag E.T., but there isn't a composera who can put romantic theme m film better. Although not many The Thing's visual effects were f better than Blade Runner Poltergeist's, yet The Thing even nominated. Buthdon't fret little friend E.T. will easily wall with the award. Worst film of ' toss up between Grease 2,, Megaforce, Best Little Whoreh Texas, and Yes, Giorgio. Tomorrow night's the big ev will undoubtedly last until mi But if you're into the cinemaH thing it's well worth the wail besides, you get to see lots off people in ridiculous-looking cloth - -, Annie, ouse in ent and dnight. kind of t. And famous jes. I , ,f , You might pick the sports section over the Funnies By Jody Becker I T CERTAINLY wasn't Sunday, and it was only mildly funny at all too in- frequent intervals - yet the group on stage Friday night at the Michigan Theatre was indeed Ann Arbor's comedy troupe, the Sunday Funnies. The program promised a "Big Show," and it was. Too big. Three hours is a long time for any kind of show, even with a brief intermission. So, let's see...not Sunday, not too funny, and much too "big." The basic problem- with the show was the writing, which as one member of the audience said, "dragged on." Quite consistently, during the repertoire of 20 improvisational-type skits, the scripts would milk a joke or some slapstick schtick much too far. Many times, the between-skit bits such as the first act's "A Minute with a few Andy Rooney's" proved to be much funnier than the longer sketches. And with the exception of nearly flawless British accents by Steve Horwitz, Mike Mueller and Atanas Ilitch during the first act's "Great Expectorations," the accents assumed by various characters were uneven and inaccurate. While the first act started out slowly with "The Sport of Gentlemen," a spoof of John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg's on- court decorum, Marty Abramson had already begun to shine as the evening's brightest star. Abramson, who may be familiar to some campus comedy buffs as an oc- casional host of the U-Club's Laugh- Track, was hysterically funny in his portrayal of a grammar school geek in "Top of the World." In this scene he and fellow-Funnie Mark Schildberg cleverly captured the audience's atten- tion. However, this skit was indicative of the "Funnies" major problem - clever dialogue buried in overwritten dramatics. It's quickly forgotten after a none-too-clever-ending. The audience responded, however, when the Funnies finally warmed up at the end of the first act. "No Time For Surfing," written and performed by Sunday Funnies directors Dan Mon- tgomery and Daniel Kimm, gave the audience classic comedy in a satire of ."Hawaii Five-0." Montgomery's por- trayal as the pompous McGarrett was highlighted by scenes in his private of- fice where he casually rehearsed his scenes, continually flashing the famous Five-O badge. The second act opened with a skit featuring Jackie Purtan. Though Pur- tan definitely ranked as the show's budding starlet, equally matching Abramson's fine comedic timing and delivery, the "Pslightly" funny skit deteriorated quickly and ended sadly as the characters looked dumbfoundedly at each other as the lights dimmed. Purtan was brilliant in a classroom skit entitled "Pageant Panic." In this one she is a teacher accompanied by a gang of saucer-eyed, stereotypical fir- st-graders at the Thanksgiving day pageant. Purtan and Abramson delighted the audience with their hilariously realistic characterizations. 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