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"I'm not the type of player like (star- ting third baseman) Chris Sabo who can adjust right away. I have to be nur- tured more." A.L. East Yankees to bounce back ... . .. Tiger fans, c 'mon be serious By JEFF BERGIDA A Daily sports analysis The so-called baseball experts have, in recent times, developed all sorts of methods for predicting pennant races. Everything from logarithms to "the law of competitive balance" has been used in order to come up with the four teams which will face off in the divisional playoffs in October. These formulas are simply unnecessary in looking at the American League's Eastern division for 1983. A simple once-over should convince any student of the game that fans hold the key to this question. The final stan- dings of the seven teams can be stated for certain just by studying the faith- ful of each club. The. New York Yankees are synonymous with the word "baseball" throughout the world. From Ruth to DiMaggio to Mantle to Reggie, the hero of every decade has been affiliated with the Bronx Bombers. Like the players, Yankee fans also have a quality which does not appear in the supporters of other clubs. They are realistic. When the Yanks are bad, the fans are not forgiving. King George rules This attitude is best reflected in the chief Yankee fan, George M. Stein- brenner III. Steinbrenner refuses to put up with anything but the best and when he doesn't get it, the world knows he isn't happy. When pitcher Doyle Alexander was struggling through a horrendous year while being paid $2.2 million, Steinbrenner insisted that he get a physical examination because "I'm afraid my outfielders might get hurt playing behind him." Would the Red Sox owner ever say something like this? Does anyone even know who the Red Sox owner is? Steinbrenner is attacked by fans of the teams that usually finish behind him for "buying all his players" (brilliant observation) and trading away all of his young talent. If one looks at the record, he would see that, of all the minor leaguers the Yanks traded away, only Tim Lollar, Chris Welsh, and Damaso Garcia are helping other teams. Rick Cerone and Jerry Mumphrey were acquired in the deals in which these players were given up. George will not put up with two years of incompetence. He "bought" Steve Kemp, Don Baylor, and Bob Shirley to avoid this. The Yankees will return to the top of the A.L. East. Baltimore Oriole fans are tough, just like their team. They know that the team will not let down following the retirement of Earl Weaver because: 1) a manager doesn't make much of a difference and 2) new skipper Joe Altobelli is a fine manager. The Orioles are solid throughout the line-up and should battle the Yankees down to the last week of the season when the best relief pitcher in baseball, Goose Gossage, will bring another flag to the ballpark in the Bronx. Quietly confident. Two words that best describe Milwaukee Brewer fans. And they should be hopeful. Look at their team. Do Cecil Cooper and Ben Oglivie do anything but hit line drives? Does Robin Yount ever fall apart in the clutch? No and no. Unfortunately for Brew Crew faithful, all the hitting in the world won't bring about a repeat of last year's success. With Cy Young winners Pete Vukovich and Rollie Fingers laid up indefinitely and Don Sutton and Mike Caldwell ready for Social Security, Harvey Kuenn may have to put a pit- ching machine on the mound. Third place in '83. Tigers keep dreaming The Detroit Tiger fan. Deep in his heart, he knows his team will pull its an- nual collapse but he can't admit it. So he entertains himself with the notion that "we've got the only Hall-of-Fame announcers" and that's just great. If Kell and Kaline were on the field instead of Tom Brookens and Chet Lemon, they might have something to cheer about. "How 'bout them Tigers?" Four- th place. Again. It's tough to analyze Toronto Blue Jay fans because there aren't any. People in Canad are kind of primitive and don't realize that the Blue Jays have come a long way since the bad times when the battery was Jerry Gar- vin and Ernie Whitt. Now it's Luis Leal and Whitt. But seriously, Toronto may be the most improved team in the junior cir- cuit. Look for them to finally escape the cellar and move up two notches. Boston fans are shell-shocked and don't even realize that it's been 65 years since they've won anything. Management has been responsible for many of the problems by doing bright things like trading Fred Lynn for Frank Tanana (now on Texas) and Joe Rudi (Oakland). The best thing that can be said about the front office is that it got rid of Mike Torrez. Less pitching than Milwaukee. Sixth place. When they hired Mike Ferraro, the Cleveland Indians became the fifth team in the division to have a former Steinbrenner employee as manager. Baltimore's Altobelli, Toronto's Cox, Houk of Boston, Billy Martin and Ferraro all worked for George. Cleveland and its fans won't be helped much. Last place. By sporting a .391 batting average, assuming the number-one catching duties, and being named co-captain (along with Jeff Jacobson) as a junior, it seems that Bair has switched from a subordinate role to that of a leader. All three of these accomplishments seem to point back to the past two years of serving time as an apprentice. First case in point, the .391 batting average. "I THINK raising my batting average has all been due to the acquisition of experience, having the ability to play every day in the sum- mer, the coach's increased confidence in me and relaxing more,"'said Bair who last year batted only .267. "My hitting has also improved because I've become more disciplined at the plate waiting for the right pitch. I'm still not a big home run hitter, but I just try to work on getting on base con- sistently and letting the other players drive me in." Wolverine head coach Bud Middaugh echoes these same sentiments about his new number one catcher. "He con- tinues to get better offensively, but I think he has to drive in more runs;" said the Wolverine mentor. So far this year in 42 at bats Bair has only five RBIs. SECOND AREA of proof, the num- ber one catching duties. "Watching Hool was invaluable in teaching me how to improve my cat- ching and learning college baseball," said Bair. "Also, playing everyday in the summer helped. Orleans (the team Bair played for in the Cape Cod League) didn't have any other catchers so I was getting plenty of game time." Both of these factors have subsequen- tly meant that Bair has been more than ready to finally assume the top cat- ching spot on the team. So far in the 1983 campaign, Bair has played in 17 of lnagak5 academy award w r KOBAYASHI' S starring TOSHIRO MIFUNE TATSUYA NAKADAI 9pm AUD B ANGELL HALL gZ Sg au 3 be ar m um chambara film oG C for more informahion:662-6598 18 games, more than enough playing time for any catcher, amateur or pro. FINALLY, THIRD case in point; being named captain. "THERE WAS NO better prototype," stated the Dayton, Ohio native. "He was mature and someone you can turn to on and off the field." The basic job of a captain is to act as a liason between the team and the coach and as Bair believes, someone the other players can look up to. "A captain has to be level- headed, stay unemotional and on top of things and provide a role model for the rest of the team. I just hope I can provide the leadership by just playing - consistently." It appears that serving time has finally paid off for Rich Bair. I The Masters I Bair ... off the bench "It's pretty unusual to have a junior as a co-captain," added Middaugh. "Most of. the captains in the past have been seniors. It just shows he has a lot of respect from teammates." To gain such leadership status, Bair once again looks back to his predecessor, Hool, who was the team's captain two years ago. Jack Renner................................36-31-67 Roy Floyd ..................................34-33-67 Gil Mogan ...........................34-33-67 James Hallet ...............................36-3268 Arnold Palmer .............................34-3468 Seve Ballesteros............................34-34-68 J.D. Snead .................................35-33-8 Charles Coody.......................34-34-8 Craig Stadler............................37-32-69 Bruce Lietzke........ ..............34-35-69 Scott Simpson.....................36-34-70 Payne Stewart .............................35-35-70 Nick Faldo ...........................36-34-70 Isao Aoki .............................36-34-70 Fuzzy Zoeller ........ ..............37-33-70 Keith Fergus.............. .......35-35--70 Tom Watson ...............................35-35-70 Calvin Peete........ ..............35-35-70 Tom Kite ........ ..............38-32-70 Danny Edwards.....................:..35-35-70 Bob Shearer ................................35-35-70 George Archer .............................36-35-71 Lee Trevino................................36-35-71 h ARCOSANTI l.S'%83 Arcosanti is a unique environment designed by Paolo Soleri intergrating living, learning and doing in the urban laboratory that is being constructed with the aid of volunteer labor in Arizona. 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