9 S 0 S S 4 e tourint #5 Table for five Starring: Jon Voight and Marie-Christine Ba rra ut t Directed by Robert Lieberman Playing at Ca mpus T heater By Susan Makuch HOW CAN YOU travel all the way around the world and get ab- solutely nowhere? It's not easy, but Jon Voight and company did it in Table for Five, a new motion picture that possesses every divorced-father cliche ever written. Writer David Seltzer wastes no time in getting to the staid cliches. We've come to expect this from Seltzer, though, the man who also wrote the maudlin Other Side of the Mountain and the tepid Six Weeks. Voight stars as - yes - a divorced dad who hasn't spent a hell of a lot of time with his children over the last few years. (Cliche #1). J.P. Tannen (Voight's character) is a born loser, unable to maintain a job or a family. (Cliche #2). We can tell Tannen is a loser because he wears a plaid sport coat and white shoes. (Cliche #3). 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Well, we won't go into that mess too deeply - suffice it to say that these kids are like any other movie kids you've ever seen: the con- fused, bitter juvenile (a dop ted son Trung); the snotty, mature-for-her-age daughter (Tilde); and the innocent, craving-for-attention little sweetie (Truman-Paul). J.P. takes this fun bunch on an ocean cruise - a fresh, new beginning, right? Don't be silly. All that comes from this inappropriate setting is some classic Love Boat material. Of course, J.P.'s main objective on the ocean voyage is to have a "cruise-ship quickie," just like they do on the Love Boat. His ship- board romance with a divorced mother (Marie-Christine Barrault) seals the predictability of the script. Once he finds intelligent asndveunderstanding.Wat else? Come to think of it, some of that originality than this insipid fism.re PHOTOFINISHING FOR YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR BUSINESS PASSPOR T Black & White 2 for 499 UNIVERSITY 994-0433 HOURS: imm ..m,. ,..w ME Jon Voight: Born loser Jon Voight should be reprimanded for taking such a big part in the creation of Table for Five. There can be no excuse for not spotting the banality of this script. He not only takes on the leading role, he also acts as co- producer. That position alone, should have entitled him to call for some drastic re-writes, if o a new scrip t fntt. He takes no initiative, however, and even his-acting suffers. Voight tries too hard to make us believe that Tannen possesses a complexity that doesn't really exist. He may be a nice guy but motivation, so we have no motivation to feel anything - pity, empathy -- for The director, Robert Lieberman, comes complete with credits from Mc- Donald's and Coca-Cola commercials. Alright, everybody's got to start somewhere, but McDonalds? (All right, Barry Manilow). The lack of experien- ce is most obvious in one of the sup- posedly more dramatic scenes - one in which an accident has occured. To -illustrate the intensity, Lieberman zooms in on the bloodied family dog lying in the middle of a car wreckage. How much deeper can moviemaking get? Needless to say, the rest of his direc- tion fares no better. Each sequence reminds me of a short vignette - a commercial, if you will - and the vignettes are not brought together with any sense of transition. Thus, Table for Five lacks the cohesiveness of a good Therera few bright spots at the table, mainly the three youngest faces. Son Hoang Bui portrays Voight's adop- ted son Trung. Although he brings with him no previous acting experience, the real-life Vietnamese refugee does a sblihngRoxanasZa isa fresh youngt blossom, and her ability to rise above the languid material proves that she definitely has a future in motion pic- tures. And of course we have Robby Kiger as TIruman-Paul. This youngster conveys a totally relaxed, natural manner onscreen. Many children begin their careers with such ease but find it difficult to maintain such spontanaity. Hopefully Kiger will not have that trouble, for it would be a waste of a pleasant talent. The locales chosen for Table for Five also add a much-needed dose of spice to the film. Italian, Grecian and Egyptian locations add beauty to a dull story. The only problem lies in the fact that the director fails to fully utilize these won- drous sights. If the film ever got out of first gear, I'm sure we all could have taken a fantastic voyage. Trattorla Bonglovanni 120 W. Liberty Hours: Lunch, 11:30 a.m.-l :3O p.m. Monday-Friday; Dinner, 5-10 p.m. Monday-T hursday; 5-1pm Frdy- Saturday; '4-9 p. m. Sun day By Ann Marie Fazio ONE TWENTY W. Liberty may have a permanent resident. In the past few years, that address has housed several different restauran- Its, none of which have lasted. Trattoria Bongiovanni may just change all that. Variety and quality should give this new restaurant staying power. From' the eight-page wine list through the enorms smain courses totherlast drop delightful dining experience. Those well-versed in the pleasures of Trattoria's selection. And those who feel overwhelmed by the multi-paged wine list can safely stick to the house chianti, a rich, dry wine which goes splendidly with the dinner choices. After selecting the wine, the next task at hand is deciding which of the eight different antipasti to order. Ah, but to have problems like that everyday. The restaurant has- everything from dried, salted beef with melon to a cold seafood salad, complete with shrimp, squid, and octupus. It also offers the traditional antipasto of cold cuts, cheese, vegetables, and sardines, along with a regular tossed salad with dandelions (when in season), just like grandma used to make. Soup is also a good idea, although if you have both antipasto and soup, along with the main course, your stomach suffn it. It is,afhowever, worth in vesting in some Alka-Seltzer, and bearing some indigestion just for the pure sensual pleasure of eating so much good food. - The minestrone is thick, tomatoey, and overflowing with chunks of vegetables, as a good minestrone should be. Also available is an in- terestingly delicious Roman egg-drop- style broth called stracciatella alla romana, and a vegetarian lentil soup. Though the fine wine and delicious appetizers may seem like tough acts to follow, the Trattoria's forte is truly their main courses. Again, the choice is difficult. My favorite Italian dish has always been pasta with clam sauce - the Trat- toria's cappellini colle von gole lived up to my every expectation. The pile of thin noodles saturated in a buttery sauce clings to the spinach fettuccine and slides gently down your throat. Other pasta dishes include gnocchi in tomato sauce and fettuccine in a Bolognese meat sauce. But pasta is not the only thing on the menu. The trattoria offers an even larger selection of meat, fish, and vegetable dinners. For the daring, there are the fried squid ringsf thei between can choose from sausage, veal, lamb, chicken, beef, fresh fish, eggplant, and even an Italian omelette. .By this time, the thought of coffee and dessert will be, at best, painful, but don't let that stop you. The sensation in yor oth will more than compesate mch chocolate and alm onds as it is torta. This cake goes well with the cap- pucino, or for the tempered stomach, the cafe espresso. Trattoria Bongiovanni does, however, have a bit of a decor problem. The tropical chic wallpaper, combined with the early American wall hangings do nothing to enhance the experience of eating fine Italian food. But the atmosphere is warm and relaxed, and the service is efficient, courteous, and very patient with patrons who are a bit rusty on their Italian pronunciation. The food is priced appropriately, wine starting at $8 a bottle, antipasti ranging from $2 to$, ,and dinners from $6 to $11. Two of the most ravenous hungers can be satisfied for around $30, which, considering you won't have to ea t f or another week, is quite Icnspie ofthe minor visual problems, the worst thing about Trattoria Bongiovanni is having to choose from so many wonderful items. Your best bet is to go with lots of friends and share, or go back many times until you've tried them all. 2137 W. 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