ARTS 4*The Michigan Daily Sunday, March 27, 1983 Page 5 Diatribes aside, Bebe bombs By Larry Dean OME INTERESTING OCCUREN- CES at Joe's Star Lounge, circa 3/24/83: ,There were these guys in Hawaiian shirts on stage. They were throneholders to a new, irlterfacilitated music of contradicting or- ders and did it all up under the banner of Aiinum Beach. Not exactly Brian Wilson c gn Gary Numan, but the guitars were as cusp as any shiny metal sheet unrolled for fold-storage-purposes that 1'd ever heard. *Pple danced and they seemed to please. Ol confusion came when they couldn't decide whether the audience response wasn't too lukewarm to play an encore. Not too long after I and my consort arived, two young ladies claimed (after asking about prior-claimage-on) the seats in frnt of us. They ordered a lot of drinks but didn't seem to be very hip on any of the music going on. Except when girl #2 in the white-with-small-black-polka-dots dress denounced Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" when it came on the jukebox. I was mortified and saddened, and to that you can add outraged. No taste. I kept having to get up as alackey rolled keg after keg to the wartorn trench of the bar area. My seat was in such a locale as to make maneuvering for him impossible. With each obligation, a flown chunk of becalmedness was frittered and then back in need of comfort. But a minor point, in- deed- The sound was good. Too loud, but nice and clean. Hooray. Finally the biggest names on the poster took the stage: Bebe Buell and the B-Sides. First to trot out was drummer Jon Rousseau, who took sticks to skins and bashed out an off-kilter beat. For a moment I thought he was a renegade audience member who had absconded with some implements and decided this was his "big chance," but was quickly given the ID-OK as bassist Thomas Staunton came out and played us - a little guitar ! In capping off the introduction, backup singer Sakura Pinette appeared, along with guitarist George Gordon. who showed his chops on the bass. There was s rousing climax of crashing chords, the two string-men swit- ched to their God-given tools, and a new beat was established for the name-in- question, Bebe Buell. The audience greeted Beeb's appearance with hoorahs and boisterous applause. Dressed entirely in black - right down to the gloves on her hands - Bebe began belting out a tune to the Shirelles-meet- Black Sabbath accompaniment of the B- Sides. For visual embellishment, she played with her hair a lot, and did other stuff like clutch the mike-stand and hang her head as if in silent prayer. My impression was that she had seen too many concerts and hadn't quite coordinated her onstage movements yet. She was a living, breathing, moving history of rock 'n' roll body-movement cliches. After the song was finished, she politely quipped, "Thank you for coming." Uh-huh. The B-Sides themselves seemed a conglomeration of other sources. Guitarist Gordon looked like a hybrid of Stiv Bators (former lead vocalist from Ohio's Dead Boys, now with Lords of the New Church) and the Cars' Ric Ocasek. He word shades, a cap, and a Batman tie, the latter over a trusty black T-shirt. Staunton, in opposition to the stereotypical "laid-back" bass player, frequently stepped up to stagefront and looked extremely "into it." In his fashionable garb, he presented himself as a refugee from the Duran Duran Fan Club. Drummer Rousseau was the most casual B-Side, but his drumming left much to be desired. And Pinette - well, she seemed1 sorely out-of-place. The music was equally derivative. While Gordon was a fairly adept guitarist who was able to fill up the void one usually gets with a three-piece group, he relied too much on a phase-shifter effect box which monotonized his - and thus, the group's - sound. Also, ending a majority of the songs with crescendo-like, rumble-rumble-crash endings didn't help, either. It almost makes one appreciate the Ramones' "non-stop" approach. Granted, the B-Sides are a young group. And Bebe is still new to the performing side of the scene.Maybe if they had a record out to better prepare their audiences, it would make.the whole going a lot less tedious. More road-work and practice are needed, too. There were a great deal of disappoin- tments at Thursday night's show; not all of them were the group's fault, thoug The crowd wasn't the best, and provided little or no support for the band. As the two women in front of me and the ever-flowing drinks proved, most were there to sucomb to the numbness of intoxication. The songs from the covers girl EP came off OK, especially "My Little Red Book," but the instrumental version of Bowie's "Panic In Detroit" had folks waiting for vocals which never cam. By the time the encore of the Psychedelic Furs' "President Gas" was over, and Bebe had thanked the crowd for coming for the third time, the ironies, inconsistencies, and the posing was a mere throbbing headache to the dazed audience. So who needs in- spiration? You shouldn't have to ask. Daily Photo by DOUG McMAHON Bebe Buell and her band, the B-Sides, played to a mostly unresponsive crowd at Joe's Star Lounge Thursday night. But the main problem was with the band's lack of originality and Buell's uncomfortable stance on stage. Records- Echo and the Bunnymen - 'Porcupine' (Warner Bros.) E CHO AND THE Bunnymen - how to describe them in one sentence? An English eccentricity, a dark enigma, even a modern day cult myth. Certainly they're one of the most dynamic and exciting rock bands of the '80s, both in live performance and their infrequent record releases. 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