first of all, plan to have fun. Budweiser recently conducted a poll which identifies the spots listed below as the most popular sun destinations. For further information, check your travel agent, or call the Chamber of Commerce serving your selected areas. Next, plan to avoid hassle and wasted 0 To conserve funds, be aware that " If you are of drinking age, bring money. Here are some tips: hotels will often allow up to 4 an I.D. Local proprietors will Make lodging reservations now. people per room. ask for it. If you are not, don't Hotels will be booked solid, and 04Check your Student Union to bring a false I.D. It will likely local authorities will not let you see if charter trips are being get you into trouble. sleep on the beach. planned. Frequently, this is the As far as where to go ... consider these economical and trouble-free options: way to go. l .LI 3A A Unless she is totally without feeling, she Slightly be wilt accept your explanation without re "Wo servation. Her attitude will soften, and you of ex will have reached first base. Infinitely bf A good pick-up line should possess three "You . qualities: It should evoke a response; it sam dsound oriina; fst This o ene i VIVAN'T tter is the following: uld you happen to have a couple tra batteries for my Frogger?" etter is: u're sun-bathing on the exact e spot where I fell in love for the time.s . SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TEXAS Fastsbecoming Texas' most popular resort, this sunny island is a noted retreat for stu- dents from the Southwest and Mountain State schools. Broadwbeaches and blue water make this gulf seting an ideal place to spend your Spring Break. The South Padre Island Chamber of Commerce at (512) 943-3112 will give you additional information. O DAYTONA, FLORIDA In this fast-paced paradise, you're sure to enjoy yourself. The biggest and most commonly recognized Spring Break re- treat, Daytona is a perfect mixture of life in the fast lane and life of leisure. From wide beaches to historical sites, Daytona has it all. Call the Chamber of Commerce at (904) 255-0981 for more information. O DESTIN/FT. WALTON, FLORIDA Florida's miracle strip is an arched cres- cent at the lop of the Gulf of Mexico, extending with miles of beach that defy description. In only 50 years, this Play- land has gone from sand-swept wilderness to bayou paradise. During Easter Break, Destin/Ft. Walton offers the epitome of casual vacationing. The Chamber of Commerce at (904) 244-8191 will give you more information. O BERMUDA Located in the Gulf Stream 600 miles off shore, this island is the Ivy League's favo- rite retreat. With golf courses, browsable shops, and brilliant beaches, Bermuda only requires proof of U.S. citizenship to enter. For further information, call the Bermuda Department of Tourism at (212) 397-7700. . FT. LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA The original Spring Break retreat, Ft. Lauderdale is still going strong after all these years. In addition to beaches, bars, and exotic restaurants, this area is a prime site for Pro Baseball Spring Training Camps. You can experience history being made in Ft. Lauderdale. For more infor- mation, call the Chamber of Commerce at (305) 462-6000. O PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA A popular Easter Break retreat for West Coast students, Palm Springs features ev- erything you've imagined in your wildest dreams. Rubbing arms with celebrities, playing 18 holes, and enjoying the famous restaurants and bars are just a beginning. For more information, call the Chamber of Commerce at (619) 325-1577. O CARIBBEAN ISLANDS Whatever you crave on your Spring Break, it's somewhere in the Caribbean. Attracting a broad mixture of students to its shores, the Caribbean Islands offer a range of attractions-from the Casinos of Nassau, to the romantic beaches of Bar- bados. For more information, call your travel agent. O CUBA-GREAT BEACHES, TOUGH TO GET INTO! If your idea of relaxation is a good cigar, consider Cuba! Beautiful beaches, blue waters, and a mere 90 mile swim back to Florida. Known for its Olympic Boxing Team, sugar cane, and great missile sites. So, if you're looking to get bombed on your vacation, Cuba might be the place for you-but keep your return plans flexible! Note: We hope you will enjoy Budweiser beer during your spring vacation, and we also hope you'll do so responsibly. While you're having fun, don't forget to eat and sleep. A little moderation will make your vacation-and everyone else's-a lot more enjoyable. You spot the girl of your immediate dreams sitting on the beach. You drop to your knees and begin digging in the sand. When you've attracted her attention, you say: I seem to have lost my Congres- sional Medal of Honor." If she immediately begins helping you in your search, you know the line has worked. However, she may say: "Don't expect tse to help you. I think war is immoral." In that case, stop digging, look at her as if trying to shake off some past, tragic ex- perience, and say quietly and intensely: "So do I...non'." This will make her curious, even sym- pathetic about your tragic past, and you may want to exploit the situation by affect- ing a limp as you move toward her blanket. Should she ask if you were wounded, you the occasion. For example, should you spot a girl reading Proust, it would not serve your interests to say: "Hey, didn't we meet at the Rocky Horror Picture Show?" Conversely, if she's reading "Soup Opera Digest," you should refrain from using openings such as: "I bet you're just as excited as I am about the breakthrough research on quantum theory." Above all, be original. One of the least effective pick-up tines is: "I'll bet you're a Taurus." Almost all lines based on astrology lead nowhere; the girl has heard them too often. However, that astrological aversion offers you the chance to use the "anti-line" line: "At least six different women today have asked me what my sign is. Boy, can't they think of something rele- vant to talk about?" experience, something many young women seek. At once you become a roman- tic figure, intriguing, a bit mysterious, someone not cut from the common mold. Remember. What you're after is a re- sponse. Otherwise, a tine is worthless. The following will evoke at least some reac- tion: "When I saw you, I finally figured out how to finish my novel." Or - "I'm part Indian, but I still burn. Maybe your lotion will work." Or-"I think that's Robert DeNiro's beach house over there. At least, that's what Brooke told me." Even with lines such as these, however, you may still strike out. In fact, you may find that you lack the inherent skill to de- liverany line well. Should this be the case, do not give up. Instead, consider the fol- lowing precept, which has served many a will score points with: "It was a long time like to forget. Let day, shall we?" All of this illustrates the achieve with a well-plan times, though, the girl m cally: "Don't make me1 never in a war. You To this you say, with humi "It's not my Congre Honor. It belonged meant a great deal t This sets you apart from the mob. Some- Spring Break gamesman: ago in a place I'd times though, she will, answer back: WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS- 's just enjoy the "Oh, I don't know. Astrology can be GROVEL! very revealing." success you can This turn of events requires a special kind ned line. Some- of comment known as the Agreeable Re- ay respond cyni- joinder: "In depth, yes, but most people laugh. You were wouldn't know a planet from a 're too young." cusp."' ble solemnity: Here are some truly terrible pick-up lines: essional Medal of "How's the sun?" to someone who "Haven't we met before? to me." "Is this where it's happening?"