Page 8-Saturday, December 4, 1982-The Michigan Daily 9 amommuftwo.- _ '.4 dwv.eiscr beer. We ko vs wichcoats so mUch t', a, ,° 4Qeinq produces, le ° re Tt o q tsW O i rr;/ Football champs crowned Hail to the victors, the 1982 IM foot- ball champions have been decided. To no one's surprise; the Beaver Patrol captured the Independent Division's title. However, the manner in which they did it definitely demands denotation. Not only did the Patrol win all of their regular season games and sweep through the playoffs untouched, win- ning the final game 26-0, but they also outscored their opponents, en route to their 7-0 record - by an amazing 250-20. With IM games running 40 minutes, that comes out to almost a point a minute. The Patrol was not coached by Hurry Up Yost, however. Sigma Alpha Epsilon captured its second Fraternity 'A' title in a row when they downed the Phi Delts 10-0. In the past two seasons, this fraternity juggernaut has lost once. Huntg _House, of course, blitzed through the playoffs and claimed the Women's division version of the football championship, convincingly demolishing anything that stood in their way. The Residence Hall titled was gar- nered by Kelsey Roots Blue, who defeated Rumsey Blue in the Blue bowl to win all the marbles. The closest game of the champion- ship lot was the Graduate/Faculty/Staff title clash. Minimum Contact prevailed over Phi Rho Lithopedians 2-0 in a defensive struggle. The Co-Rec crown is resting securely on the heads of the Nitwits, that peren- nial IM powerhouse, who defeated the Beaver Patrol to end speculation about their football prowess. These, of course, are just capsulized summaries of the big games. Keep reading to find out who did what to whom to win. INDEPENDENT "It started out as a sports team, grew to a religion, and is now a way of life." This quotation, issued by Beaver Patrol captain Gary Forhan, sums up the success of the Patrol in IM athletics. Sinde 1973, they have been competing in IM sports, except for the 1979 and 80 seasons, and in those eight years, they have made it to the IM foot- ball finals all eight times, and have won the title on six occasions. The Patrol took on the Bruisers inside the football training building for the title. Tfhe Bruisers had made it to the finals by defeating Me-off Brothers on first downs, and the Beavers came to the finals after bombing the Whips, Chains and Leather Gang 32-0. The Patrol took the lead midway through the first half, when Steve Perry caught a long touchdown toss from i .: e nlnneni with the facet ;t IM Roundup Gary Forhan. The score was 8-0 at the half, and after Bill Woods scored a pair of second half touchdowns and Mike Rucinski added one of his own, the Patrol had a 26-0 blowout win and their second straight title. FRATERNITY SAE was the other two-time title win- ner. Their victims were the Phi Delts, who fell to Sigma Alpha Epsilon for the Second time this year (the other loss coming in the Mud Bowl). Jamie Todd scored all ten points for SAE, who had to defeat a game group of Sammies to reach the finals. The Phi Delts advanced to the final round after defeating Phi Sigma Kappa in the semifinal round. Jeff Harris hit Todd for the game's only touchdown, and the SAE's wrap- ped up the victory when Todd registered a safety in the second half. G/F/S Minimum Contact and The Phi Rho Lithopedians squared off in one of those defensive struggles that usually took place in the mud back in the 1920's. Minimum Contact prevailed 2-0 when lineman Clay Ottoni registered his third safety of the season. Ottoni was left free to roam as a result of his linemate, huge Jim Parsons, who would gain most of the opponents' attention, giving Ottoni the green light to go get the passer. Although the Contacters had the ball in the Lithopedians' end of the field all game, they were unable to score. Paul Savoldelli, who spent a year on the UCLA varsity team, was consistent all season, but was unable to guide his team into the end zone. The game ended with the Lithopedians on Minimum Contact's twenty, knocking on the door. However, they were unable to get the needed points and became yet another answer to that age old trivia question "Who finished second in... " WOMEN'S As the Daily predicted two weeks ago, Hunt House captured the IM title in theWomen's division. However, as not expected, the Hunters did not have such an easy time of it. The Neds blasted MMB to get to the final showdown with Hunt, who had manhandled TKO, 22-0. The game was close throughout, and although the Hunt House seven prevailed, the Neds gave them a strong challenge before falling, 12-6. In the 'B' bracket, the Bush Bunnies sheared the Zeta Sheep, in the battle of the farm animals, 8-6. This is the second 'B' division title for Bush this season. They also were victorious in softball earlier this year. RESIDENCE HALL The Blue Bowl would have been the appropriate moniker for the battle staged for the Residence Hall cham- pionship. Kelsey Roots Blue took on Rumsey Blue. Both teams had been towers of. strength all season, and the final mat- chup showed how close the teams were. Kelsey Blue, however, was a little large tower than Rumsey, and they won it all in the 'A' division, 8-0. The 'B' segment of the title went to the Abeng Warriors. Coach Sky Rucnaruson wasp ieasa wmte his team won the B title, but believes his team could have been right in the thick of things were it not for two early season losses. "Theonlyreason we didn't win the 'A' playoffs was that we didn't gell in enough time," he commented. The Warriors were paced by Bobby Johnson under center, who threw all season to a pair of capable receivers, Kevin Stephens and Craig Norwood. However, Richardson is quick to em- phasize the value of the entire team. "It was definitely a team effort,"he said. The Warriors needed the entire team to pull together in the final against the Bartlett Binzers, when they came from behind to take the lead late in the second half and then held off a furious Binzer charge in the game's waning moments. CO-REC The Nitwits returned to the top of the Co-Rec world with their 20-14 win over the Beaver Patrol in the Co-Rec cham- pionship round. After sputtering early on in the season, the Nitwits put it all together to beat the Mutants in the semi-final round before defeating the Patrol which ran over a strong Buc- caneer squad in the semis, 22-12. In the 'B' division, the Evans Scholars reasoned their way to the title by defeating Awesome 18-6. IM Scores TOUCH FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS Fraternity 'A' Sigma Alpha Epsilon 10, Phi Delta Theta 0 Fraternity 'B' Alpha Tau Omega 8, Psi Upsilon 6 Independent 'A' Beaver Patrol 26, Bruisers 0 Independent 'B' MMB 18, Juggernau'ts 6 Women's 'A' Hunt 'A' 12, Neds 6 Co-Rec 'A' Nitwits 20, Beaver Patrol 14 Co-Rec 'B' Evans Scholars 18, Awesome 6 GF/S 'A' Minimum Contact 2, Phi Rho Lithopedians 0 G/FI5 'B' DSD 'B' 12, Penal Action 6 INNER TUBE WATER POLO Co-Rec 'A' Women's 'B' Hydrodynamics 12, Ann Arbor Tool & Die 7 Bush Bunnies 7, Zeta Sheep 6 Eggbeaters 7, DIRT 3 ' Residence Hall'A' Co-Rec 'B' Kelsy Roots Blue S, Rumsey Blue 0 Nitwits 18, Gene Pool 8 Residence Hall 'B' Awesome 11, Williams 1 6 m M-7 -