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With the NFL (No Football League)
players' strike droning on toward eter-
nity, ABC Sports, recognized around
the world as the leader in sports broad-
casting, has decided to fill its Monday
night gap with highlights of Michigan
Intramural Football. That's right,
sports fans, every week, you'll hear
Howard "The Maudlin Mumbler"
Cosell, Frank "He's a good .one"Gif- way
ford, and Dandy Don "I drink more tea Titan
than England" Meredith extol the Tin:
various exploits of Michigan's outstan- Jim
ding athletes. and
In addition, Wolverine fans in Ann each
Arbor will be able to follow the thrills of Titan
victory and the agonies of defeat in the T
Daily's weekly Intramural Roundup. bullis
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sports journalists will keep you up to Buls
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full eyes open for results of soccer and DaF
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scored an impressive 28-0 victory over
Betsy's Bombers last week. Touch-
down scorers for Get a Grip were Sue
Peel (2), Denise Comby and Lisa
Schofield. Sara Forrestel, the quarter-
back, completed 20 of 23 pass attempts,
including three touchdown passes.
Comby looks ahead to a playoff meeting
against Hunt, which she considers the
only other really good team.
with two sacks, and Dodge picked
ree Exterminator aerials.
s 24, Bullshifters 0
Talbot scored two touchdowns,
teve Brown and Jim Letchinger
added a score to pace the Titans to
asy win over the 'Shifters. The
s led at the half 12-0 and used a
g defense that was absolutely
h on The Bullshifters. Their defen-
as so strong tha the sad-sack
hifters could not penetrate inside
tan's twenty yard line.
Psi 18, Sigma Phi 0
Ve Smith riddled the Sigma Phi
idary all evening with a com-
on of passes thrown from behind a
of blockers reminiscent of seven
s of granite. Zeta led at the half,
nd increased their lead in the
id half on a Jerry Skupin touch-
Ken Shields led a defensive
e that hurried Sigma Phi's passer
me and did not allow them a
e to get their offense untracked.
elta Theta 34, Chi Phi 6
e Liederbach and Matt Van Hoef
parade of scorers as the Phi Delts
rolled Chi Phi. Quarterback Pete
an, operating behind a mammoth
as able to pick apart Chi Phi all
oon. The defensive front was
y impressive, sparked by the
me rush of Van Hoef, Rollie
li, and Dave Wenk.
Hunt 14, TKO 0
History was made last week when
TKO lost its first game since the team
was formed. Hunt avenged last year's
playoff loss to TKO, which marked the
first time any team had scored on TKO,
by shutting them out 14-0. Hunt
manager Judy Hunter claims that Hunt
house won the Women's overall sports
championship last year and plans to do
it again this year.
Get a Grip 28, Betsy's Bombers 0
Get a Grip, composed mainly of
Michigan varsity field hockey players,
Boys in Business 30, Hill Street Booze 0
, Dave Bethards led the Boys in
Business to a 30-0 trouncing of Hill
Street Booze. He scored two touchdowns
and intercepted three errant passes.
Business quarterback Jeff Block
threw four touchdown passes. Team
member Larry Ott said they had their
linebackers blitzing often. He added,
"We got a lot of sacks and that
pressure forced the turnovers. The
quarterback just threw it up for grabs."
IM Scores
Cinderella Story 6, The Exter-
minators 6 (Cinderella wins on first
downs).
The drought is over! After a string of
seven scoreless games over two years,
the Story finally crossed a goal line
other than their own. The Exter-
minators took a 6-0 lead midway
through the first half, only to see Cin-
derella's gang drive right back and tie
the score on a Jim Dodge to Doug
Brjder 30 yard scoring strike. The
second half was dominated by the
Story's defense. Mike Hoffman led the
blocks
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The Swills 6, Cinci's0'
Pix 12, Patterson Dental 6
Wonka's 16, Penal Action 8
4l1a's Gorillas 14, Mi Hotshots 6
Legal Sorel 24, Smashers 6
Boys in Business 30, Hill St. Booze 0
Phi Rho Lithopedians 20, Smith's Steelers 0
9.0 Silko 12, Expatriots 6
Rib Tips 14. Giants 0
Minimum Contact8, DSD 'B' 0
Maulers 20, Jets 0
Motley Crew 20, Beta Blockers 6
Football
CO-REC
Thetas / Phi Delts 'II'14, American Studies 0
Thetas/Phi Deits 'I' 1, Phi Rho Simplex '11' 0 (for-
feit)
D.I.R.T. 22, Maltese Cross 0
Rat Patrol 20, Alpha Phi plus Fiji 8
* Nitwits 8, Awesome 8
Mutants 11 14. Lagnaf 0
Theta Chi 14, Campus Crusade 11 6
University Towers 6, Chicago B plus B's 0
The Scarlet Knights 6, Greatest Hits 0
Chicago Kamikazes 6, 4th Floor Flirts 0
Co Speds 1, Untouchables 0 (forfeit)
*Co Wrecks 0, Diseases 0
WOMEN'S
Hunt 'A' 14, TKO 0
parthenos 6, Delta Gamma 0
iGet a Grip 28, Betsy's Bombers 0
Neds 22, Zeta Sheep 0
Pi Beta Phi 20, Thronson 0
MMB 14, Bush Bunnies 0
Wenley Wenches 2, Helen Blueberries 0
HB's 8, W. D. Awesome 0
Vanity 126, Tri VD 0
FRATERNITY 'A'
Zeta Psi 18, Sigma Phi 0
Sigma Nu 14, Phi Alpha Kappa 6
Alpha Delta Phi 30, Acacia 0
SAE 12, Delta Chi 0
Psi Upsilon 8, Sigma Chi 0
Delta Upsilon 16, Alpha Phi Delta 6
Sigma Alpha Mu 30, Kappa Sigma 0
Fiji 8, Triangle 0
Theta Chi 14, Beta Theta Pi 2
Chi Psi 8, Phi Kappa Psi 6
Phi Delta Theta 34, Chi Psi 6
Sigma Phi Epsilon 22, Delta Tau Delta 0
Lambda Chi Alpha 8, Theta Delta Chi 0
Phi Sigma Kappa 6, Alpha Tau Omega 0
Evans Scholars 14, Zeta Beta Tau 6
FRATERNITY 'B'
Sigma Phi Epsilon 30, Theta Delta Chi 0
Beta Theta Pi12, Sigma Chi 8
Phi Delta Theta 20, Zeta Beta Tau 6
Phi Sigma Kappa 8, Theta Chi 6
Fiji 8, Triangle 6
Zeta Psi 6, Sigma Alpha Mu 0
Sigma Alpha Epsilon 30, Alpha Delta Phi 6
Sigma Nu 1, Chi Phi 0 (forfeit)
Beta Theta Pi 12, Sigma Chi 8
INDEPENDENT
'Cinderella Story 6, Exterminators 6
Adams Alums 14, Warriors 0
'Flaming A's 6, Rough Riders 6
Cal Ripken Juniors 16, Hawks 0
Titans 24. Bull Shifters 0
Outcasts 8,A-Banana 6
TheVictors 6, M-Heads 0
Lean Machine 20, Navy Midshipmen 0
Rednecks 8, Deadline 6
'Bruisers 0, Juggernauts 0
Arbory Pirates 20, MMB 0
Ex-haus 16, Rams 0
Beaver Patrol 26, GC's 0
[fill St. Blues 26, Baisez Vous 8
'Raiders 0, Who Knows 0
Mr. DNA 14, Lions 6
UPers 28, Sphinky's Crackers 6
Phil Aishio plus Her Peas, Too 8, Sharks 6
"'Destroy All Bruisers 0,The MC's 0
The Me Off Bros. 6, Steelers 0
Bursley Bomb Squad 6, Is That So 0
Awesome 6, Cambridge Dogs 0
Cro-Diddles 22,University Towers 0
Artesians 8, Brothers 6
The Players 1, Zuc's Pukes 0 (forfeit)
Crestwood Chargers 8, Czokes 0
RESIDENCE HALL
Gomberg 6, Aberg Warriors 0
Taylor Blue 14, Mojo Raiders 0
Fisher Death Squad 8, North Campus 40 6
Guardian Angells 14, The Penguin Tide 6
Ambatana 30, Gomberg Red 6
Fletcher 10, Couzens 'A' 0
Gomberg 'A' 16, Bursley Crush 8
* Blue Devils 6, Bartlett Binzers 6
5th Hamilton Popcorn Poppers 32, 4th Lewis 4
Elliot Rush 22, Blagdon Braves 6
Kelsey 26, 4th VIH 0
Adam's Ants 16, Elliott Blues 0
Reeves 18, Mountain Men 0
Pilots 16, Artesians 2
4th Jordon Center 14, Futher Muckers 6
M-House Gold 24, 69ers 0
'Raiders 0, Joe's Mammas 0
Rumsey Blue 20, Force Four Strikes Back 8
Futher Muckers 8, (BB)26
Wazoo's 6, Frost House 0
*2nd Reevers 0,4th Hamilton 0
'Chicago Quadriplegics 0, MMAC Raiders 0
Van Tyne 22, 3rd Palmer Punks 6
Williams 6, The Dudes 0
Soccer
Law Gold 3, Fisher 0
Navy Midfielders 3, Nexus 1
Lasers 4, Baits Soccer team 2
Eisigen 0, The Chosen 0 (tie)
Taylor Blue 5, Gleshed 0
Kelsey Roots 14, Hunt 0
Sigma Chi 3, Sigma Phi 0
Wash. Hts. Dogs 8, Af-1 0
Blagdon Braves 2, Feac 1
Ruber Jazz 4, Horrendous Headers 1
Rumsey Members 3, Rotvig Rogues I
Bababum Babage 2, Hutchin's Hellraisers 0
Photon Torpedoes 5, Mr. DNA 0
Los Bandidos 1, Gomberg 0
Elliott Strikers 3, Motor Scooters 0
Highlands 2, M-House 0
Foozers 3, DFT Strikers 2
Badgers 3, Fighting Penguins 0
Samba Kids 2, N.A.M.E. 0
Kanel Jocko 2, Leafhopper 2
Delian League 6, Captain Kirk's Frosties i
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