0 SAL 15/~ OFF EVERYTHING! i :* * Page 12-Friday, September 17, 1982-The Michigan Daily Straight from the source s mouth First game trends . .. By RON POLLACK THE UNION STOP Michigan Memorabilia sweatsuits, jackets, t-shirts, glassware Wed., September 8 - Fri., September 17 First Floor Michigan Union * UMON Not good with other discounts Excluding foodtobacconewsstand items If the rest of the season-bo wl game included-goes like the first week for the Michigan football team.. . . . Tight end Craig Dunaway will win the Heisman Trophy. Yes, you read right, Craig Dunaway will win the Heisman. In spite of the fact that almost nobody outside of the state of Michigan has heard much about him (his mother and father in Pittsburgh, Pa. have, but after them it gets tough to find anyone else), in spite of the fact that he plays a position that isn't supposed to win the Heisman and in spite of the fact that he might have difficulty beating a worn-out turtle in a footrace (OK, so he'd beat the turtle, but you get my point) he'll still win the Heisman. You ask why-and with good reason. Just look at his performance against a tough Wisconsin defen- se. If he continues that pace throughout the entire season, he'll catch 60 passes. That'll certainly im- press the Heisman voters who will note that the Wolverines' Anthony Carter never caught that many passes in a season. And what's more, he can block. Wait a minute, he blocks. Scratch his name from Heisman consideration. It's tough for a receiver to win the Heisman, but a blocker, forget it. Offen- sive linemen never win the Heisman. But fret not Michigan fans, Mr. and Mrs. Dunaway, and distinguished readers of this column. A solution will be found midway through the season. Dunaway, secure in the knowledge that he is quickly gaining Heisman su march into Bo Schembechler's officea him that the only blocking done will be Dunaway and not by Craig Dunaway. With this stumbling block out of the w 233-pound senior will win the Heisman7 landslide. The headlines in newspape day read, "Dunaway in a runaway." It thing the slow-footed tight end will run in his four years at Michigan. Ricks challenges for H . . . Dunaway's biggest challeng Heisman Trophy will come from Lawrence Ricks. The senior tailback' per game rushing average gives himI on the season. The only thing that k from winning the Heisman is a scand through the '82 campaign. The scandal occurs when, five gam season, it becomes evident that US capably replaced Marcus Allen at ta problem is that none of the Trojan bac the beating that goes with 30 carries eve To rectify this situation, USC head c Robinson tries to steal Ricks from the % When Schembechler hears of this, he at Robinson and demands that the NCA the USC football team. Bo does not g however, as the NCAA responds to his saying: "We've run out of penalties to USC.'' Dunaway for Heisman .rwThe only loser in the whole sordid affair is ipport, will Ricks, who loses numerous Heisman votes in the e for Craig Midwest for even considering a move out West. ... One player who does leave Ann Arbor for a ay, the 6-2, warmer climate is quarterback Steve Smith. Trophy in a During the Wisconsin game this past weekend, the rs the next junior threw two interceptions causing a chorus of t is the only boos to cascade from the crowd. away with But here is the untold story. After the game, esman Smith goes to Schembechler and demands to be traded because he is not appreciated. As the ge for the season comes to a close, Schembechler finally teammate works out a deal which sends Smith to Oklahoma. s 153 yards The first clue that Smith might go to Sooner coun- 1,836 yards try came this past Monday during Bo's weekly eeps Ricks press luncheon when he said, "You take a Steve Sal midway Smith and an Oklahoma wishbone offense and he'd get a 100 yards rusing a game." ies into the 5C has not When he said this, the members of the media ilback. The thought it was merely conjecture on Schem- ks can take bechler's part. The events that followed proved ery contest.. otherwise. coach John Volverines. In exchange for Smith, Michigan receives the e lashes out rights to a blue-chip high school tight end who had AA penalize previously agreed to go to Oklahoma. Schem- et his way, bechler traded for the tight end realizing that demand by there will be a big hole to fill when Heisman hand out to Trophy-winning Dunaway graduates at the end of the season. ____ 25% -50% OFF Roses to wilt the DISCOUNT PRICE on ALL FRAMED PICTURES for Iowa? * CUSTOM FRAMING " * DRY MOUNTING . " Fast Service 0 Low Prices 0 MONTREUX-DETROIT JAZZ POSTER 1982 DETROIT GRAND PRIX 100's of gallery posters in stock or your choice can be ordered. Who T AYLA ANN ARBOR CLOTHING AND SHOES FOR WOMEN Main 665-3699 LAST DAY OF SALE OCT. 2 323 S. /.{V 1 4 1 Mon.-Sat, 10-6 Fri. till 7:30 All Major Credit Cards Accepted VU 224 S. MAIN (W. Liberty Corner) ANN ARBOR 769-5110 Hours: 10-6 Mon.-Sat. '. i I I After a real tough exam... -p I77 WI ,,- ~, -7 " XNNE - o 1J1 /1 e _ _ _ , : , . ,.; . . } - - , 'I r ~ ' f 7 O / ~j j ___... h By LARRY FREED , If there are any roses left over from last season's celebration in Iowa City- save them-because Hayden Fry and his Iowa Hawkeyes will likely be buried during this Big Ten campaign. The Hawkeyes. who lost 15 starters to graduation, will be hard-pressed to repeat their shocking conference championship and Rose Bowl berth of a year ago. THE BIGGEST loss comes in the defensive corps, where only two star- ters return from the top stop-troop in the Big Ten. However, Fry is not ready to concede the season. "It's going to be tough to match the record of last year's defensive team," said the Hawkeye coach. "We'll need to score more points this year, but at the same time we're not going to be as poor defensively as some believe." But if Fry and the Hawkeyes want to put more points on the board, they will have to do it without the services of quarterback Gordy Bohannon, who has graduated. But Iowa will still have an explosive backfield with the return of running backs Norm Granger and Ed- die Phillips. "WE'LL BE A little more stable of- fensively with some very fine backs. But we have a lot of players who haven't been under fire and we need a lot of improvement," the Hawkeye mentor said. If Fry's words seem cautious, he has reason, as his team lost six offensive players from a unit that only ranked seventh last season in the Big Ten. It is ironic to note that the player featured on the Hawkeye press guide ,is their punter, Reggie Roby, who undoubtedly will see much action this season. FREE FOOD & FUN-PICNICI INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP Sunday, Sept. 19, 2-6 at GALLUP PARK Meet at League driveway for ride However, if Fry has to depend on a punter to consistently get Iowa out o jams he has the right man. Roby is coming off NCAA record season when he averaged 49.8 yards per kick. "ABOUT ALL I really know is that we will have one of the better kicking games in America," noted Fry. But with a questionable offense and defense it will take more than kicking to gain Iowa its first back-to-back winning seasons since 1961. This was clearly illustrated in the 42-7 thrashing the* Hawkeyes incurred last Saturday against the Nebraska Cornhuskers. It also proved that things won't be quite as rosy this year in Iowa City. Fr y ...cautious about season SCORES 0 .. , t ... L,. r y + ( / ''T--7 t F , ' f ,. . ,tea %' , .' 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