j Page 8--Sunday, September 12, 192-The Michigan Daily mass mec J c sting Sept. 15 5:30-7:30 pm Aud. B Angell Hall New Ushers For those who would like to usher at Major Events concerts. Sept. 14 r5:30-7:30 pm Aud. B Angell Hall Veteran Ushers For those who have ushered Major Events concerts in the past. NEW YORK (AP) - A woman approaches an office desk, pad in hand. "Mr. Secretary?" she says. "Sir, you've been getting calls all morning from an irate bird watcher. He's upset about the proposed transfer of the Matagorda refuge." "What for?" a voice says. "He claims it could lead to the extinction of four different species of North American birds," the woman says. "SO WHAT? We'll still have millions of pigeons. I run over 'em in the parking lot all the time," the un- seen cabinet member says. "Pigeons, sir?" "Birds are birds, Miss Dempsey. This is what I mean by extremism." INTERIOR 'Secretary James Watt probably has never run over the squat feathery creatures in his Washington parking lot. But his cartoon self once did in the amusing and often irreverent panels of "Doonesbury." But for the next 20 months or so, the controversial and outspoken cabinet member will have a reprieve from the comic abuse of cartoonist Garry Trudeau, who has announced that he will stop drawing the Pulitzer-winning strip next January so that he can give himself a "breather." Over the years, his amusing and sometimes poignant array of characters-Zonker Harris, Mark Slackmeyer, Joanie Caucus, B.D., Michael J. Doonesbury, the Rev. W.S. Sloan, Jr. and Uncle Duke-have delighted and bristled readers with their exploits and thoughts on everything from women's rights to drugs to tanning. BUT, TRUDEAU now says, they have largely remained in the mindset of another era. "For almost 15 years, the main characters have been trapped in a time warp, and so find themselves carrying the I'm heartbroken. Garry Trudeau is going to leave us destitute. ' -Former President Jimmy Carter colors and the soars of two separate generations," he said in his statement. "it was unfair to stretch their formative years to embrace both Vietnam and preppy." "Garry Trudeau has always been more critical of himself than his readers and editors have been and that is why he is taking this sabbatical," said Univer- sal president John McMeel. "He feels his characters have not grown as fast as he would like to see." THE ANNOUNCEMENT stunned some of the more celebrated subjects Trudeau has parodied in the past 12 years. "I'm heartbroken," former President Jimmy Car- ter said in a telephone interview from Plains, Ga. "Garry Trudeau is going to leave us destitute. "I've always admired him and saw him as someone who could give a very incisive analysis of world even- ts," he said. "Even when it hurt to be criticized on oc- casion, I listened to him." REP. MILLICENT Fenwick (R-N.J.) has been immortalized by the 34-year old cartoonist in the pen and ink persona of Lacey Davenport, the intrepid and unassuming congresswoman whose nose is turned up in permanent noblesse oblige. Trudeau: War, p reps don't mix "Oh, isn't it sad," the feisty Mrs. Fenwick said. "I'm so sorry to lose Lacey. She's such a nice woman-so unimpressed with herself."dint Mrs. Fenwick -has never met Trudeau and dd' know beforehand that she was to be a subject of a car- toon strip. "I don't know if I'll ever find out why he chose me," she said. "But the strip apparently drives my op- ponents crazy. I don't think anybody's going to vote for me because of Lacey Davenport." But in making fun of. the nation's-and the world's-power brokers, Trudeau sometimes went too far for some of his followers. During the last presidential election, several of the 700 newspapersa that carry the strip decided not to print panels ,of a cartoon trip to "the mysterious world of Ronald Reagan's brain." The story line had "Doonesbury's" dimwitted television newsman, Roland Hedley III, leading viewers through the president's "memory vault," a "storehouse of images of an idyllic America, with 5- cent Cokes, Burma Shave signs and hard-working white people." While Joanie Caucus brings up her baby and Lacey Davenport tries to get re-elected, Trudeau will com- plete a screenplay on the new political right and4 collaborate with Elizabeth Swados on a musical ver- sion of "Doonesbury." But what of Uncle Duke, the drugged-out maniacal misanthrope based on "gonzo" journalist Hunter Thompson? And will Zonker's perpetual search for the perfect tan fade? We'll have to wait until 1984, the year Trudeau says the strip will continue, unless the thousands of readers who have deluged the Universal offices with phone calls and letters have their way, On September 24 1 f I Thousands party at mudb owl mash you can have, a bit* (Continued from Page 1) front of the fraternity. The victim was treated and released that night at St. Joseph's Hospital, hospital emergency room spokesman said. Police caught the assault suspect later that night, according to Sgt. Richad DeGrand, and he was released pending a formal complaint from the victim. "Apparently, it was an argument over a girlfriend. Someone (thie victim) knew hit him over the head with a beer bottle," DeGrand said. "He was hit on the left side of the head, and the bottle broke, and really laid into it. Due to the extent of the injury, he'll probably be charged with felonious assualt. Weekend every day. i 1 Y 4 ll\ !i . 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To help get 'the message across that the party was over, police wrote out about 20 tickets to people drinking alcohol in the street, and to minors with alcohol./ "I DON'T believe in the police just throwing their hands in the air in ti4 kind of situation," DeGrand said. "Do you know what a car coming down Washtenaw at 60 miles an hour could have done?" Both offenses are misdemeanors, he said, and carry a penalty of up to .90 days in jail or a fine of $100. Students complaining about being randomly, ticketed when hundreds *of others were "doing the same thing". received no sympathy. "If we asked every one of you herewt line up and dump out your beers, would you do it?" one patrolman asked. "No, you wouldn't. 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