Ninety-One Years of Editorial Freedom' P Sit iau Iai1g ROSY Cloudy with rain, a high in the upper 40s. Colder, with snow flurries expected tonight. val. XCI, No. 70 Copyright 1980, The Michigan Daily Ann Arbor, Michigan-Sunday, November 23, 1980 Ten Cents Ten Pages - .ry For a look at Ohio State's disappointing season and a story examining Michigan's defensive tur- naround, see Page 9. their championship. The Michigan Wolverines, whose defense was on- ce a disappointment to Bo Schembechler, are going to the Rose Bowl after having given their coach "the greatest victory I have ever had" - a 9-3 win over FANS PACK THE street yesterday in front of the Michigan Union (above), celebrating the Wolverines' 9-3 vic- tory over the Ohio State Buckeyes. A depressed Buckeye Coach Earle Bruce (left) glumly contemplates his team's performance, while Michigan Coach Bo Schembechler (right) grins in delight over the Wolverine win. Revelry, sorrow extend beyond playing field In Ann Arbor In Columbus .. . 0 .@ . They sang. They shouted. They lit- tered the campus with confetti and toilet paper. Joyous Wolverine fans rushed the campus bars and streets and huddled in dormitory lounges yesterday, clebrating Michigan's 9-3 victory over t Ohio State Buckeyes. ONE CROWD gathered in front of the ichigan Union and effectively halted traffic on South State Street and South University Avenue. Ecstatic football fans tackled vehicles that were attem- pting to drive by, including one Greyhound bus bound for Toledo that had stopped in front of the Union to pick up passengers. Moments after the game ended, fans began pouring into the streets in droves. Cars, packed with riders, whiz- zed down the -streets, their horns blowing at full hilt. Rolls of toilet paper were used as footballs, with branches of trees intercepting some perfect aerial tosses. "It was orgasmic, it was better than sex," freshman Matt Gluckman said of the Wolverine victory, which will send the team to Pasadena, Calif. January 1, to play in the Rose Bowl against the Pac 10 representatives, the Washington Huckies. Despite the public euphoria, however, there was some criticism of the Wolverines' performance on the field. UNIVERSITY senior Tim Brock said "I thought Michigan's play selection could have been a little better. With two minutes left, Ohio (State) shouldn't have gotten the ball." Freshwoman Linda Ciaccia, watched the game along with some 50 people in See LETTING, Page 3 By BUDDY MOOREHOUSE and DREW SHARP Special to the Daily , COLUMBUS - As the fourth quarter of yesterday's game began, a horde of Columbus police officers started to line High Street, the main hangout on the Ohio State campus. Armed with guns, several officers kept lookout from the roof- tops of stores across from Papa Joe's, a popular student watering hole. It might seem peculiar at first that such measures would be taken to.preserve law and order following a football game, but not when you consider what happened on High Street af- ter last year's 18-15 Ohio victory. MORE THAN 300 people were arrested after that game, as windows were broken and some cars bearing Michigan identififation were overturned and even set on fire. This year the Ohio State fans have very little to celebrate following their team's 9-3 loss to the Wolverines, so the police have less to worry about, according to Sgt. A.J. Malloy of the Columbus Police Department. Malloy also said it is not the students who cause most of the commotion, but "the outsiders who come in here and want to show off their butts that are the real troublemakers," TO PREVENT trouble, Columbus police beefed up patrols so that every available officer was on duty from 6:30 See OHIO, Page 3 TODAY Dallas does it OW THAT EVERYONE knows who shot J.R.,the only suspense left is finding out exactly how many people watched as Sue Ellen discovered that her sister Kristin shot the Dallas oil tycoon SFriday night. According to early Nielsen ratings, nearly 80 million Americans may have learned of Kristin's guilt first hand. The long awaited episode aired on CBS garnered 65 percent of the viewing audience in New York, 68 percent in Los Angeles, and an impressive 76 percent in Chicago. The fork, ready to eat. Maybe they'll invent something to chew other night, stay home six days a year, and just take off another three days? Researchers Mike Feinsilber and William Mead, authors of American Averages: Amazing Facts of Everyday Life, found that the average American does all of these things.They also discovered that Americans spend a combined total of $54,000 daily to fight dandruff ... that's rightt$54,000 so other people won't notice "that awful itch." The 'average American also laughs 15 times a day, in spite of the fact that the average American owes $5,045.91. So, who wants to be normal, anyway? Q The problem with pasta fork, ready to eat. Maybe they'll invent something to chew it, too. DI Tape a seat The Mark Twain Cafeteria has been robbed of its throne. A clear plastic toilet seat, which has $200 of silver coins em- bedded in it, served the public in Memphis, Tenn., until Friday when it was heisted from the restroom. Authorities suspect a "well groomed woman" was the culprit and speculate that she used a blowtorch to remove the pot top. "There were only a handful of people still eating here at the time it must have occurred," said Spiro Angelakis, to be good for something, circus officials hope. So they've asked the Harvey Energy Company of Indianapolis to find a way to convert the daily mound of manure into usable energy. David Powell, of the energy firm, says the stuff can be converted easily with an "anerobic digester," which can produce enough methane gas to heat livestock cars, run generators, or provide bottled gas for cooking. Now all they need is a name for the final product. How about "Methaphant," *of "Elephantol," or "Fuelephant," or "Pachagas?"n On the inside T- 1... fl I I- .1.. - t~tI' I-. 71-1- 4 .l:,.. .. .1. i C i