Page 2-D-Thursday, September 4, 1980-The Michigan Daily I 'U, dormsready and waiting Dorm-life won't (exactly) live up to stereotypes ., By NICK KATSARELAS If you watch television, you know what dormitory life is like: Food fights in the cafeteria. Panty raids every evening. Fire extinguisher battles. Toga parties when there aren't panty raids. Laughs and fun for all. Well, the dorms are often fun, but let's say the TV image is a bit. inac- curate. With 95 per cent of freshpersons living in them, they can often be in- stitutional, from the barren rooms to the food. They also can be very noisy and difficult to get used to. But in the end, they may indeed hold the fondest memories of college life. BEFORE I CAME to the University, I had certain concerns which haunted me. Having shared a room at home with a little brother who was as religious about getting dirty as I was about keeping clean, I was ready for any type of roommate I could get. As far as the food, my appetite was always voracious enough to inhale anything that was put before me. Even the com- munity bathrooms were of little con- cern. My biggest worry was not being assigned the dormitory of my choice. I was convinved the world would fall apart if my first pick was not granted. Well, I got lucky, but some of my frien- ds got, instead of their first preference, their second or third. I watched them receive the news with sad, wet eyes. "Why go to college if I can't live in Markley?" complained one. "I guess you have to pay off someone in the Housing Office to live where you want," grunted another. YET IT WAS only a matter of time before they not only enjoyed living where they were placed, but would swear they wouldn't have lived any- where else: Day One: "I'm gonna get out of here as soon as I can." Day Two: You know, my roommate isn't half bad, and neither is the food." Day Three: "The people here are really friendly. I think I'll stay." Despite the architectural beauty, rich tradition, and room size of the residen- ce halls, the degree to which you enjoy your stay depends largely on your ef- forts to extend yourself to those around you. One of the most complained-about facets of dormitory living is the food. No one ever said it was like Mom's. It's not. Cooking for 500 or 1200 people is not an easy' task, and the food is deliberately "spiceless" in order to please most of the people. The food in the smaller dorms is often a bit tastier than that of larger dorms, since in- creased quantity often equals decreased quality. ONE OF THE benefits of the cafeteria service is the choice of dishes you are given. There are often several choices of desserts, a variety of soft drinks, skim and regular milk, plus a salad bar with several condiments. So if Veal Oscar isn't to your liking, then you can fix yourself a small salad with French dressing. Since all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, dormitories have established house councils, which can be likened to your high school student council. Through mandatory house council fees, elected representatives from each hall or house plan social and educational activities. They also decide on policies affecting the dorm. Although the activities will differ from dorm to dorm, they might include dan- ces, hay rides, talent shows, trivia tournaments, millionaire nights, and picnics. On the educational side, the ac- tivities might include such things as speakers, movies, and workshops. The University Residence Hall Coun- cil (URHC) is made up of represen- tatives from each of the dorms, and work to make dorm living more rewar- ding to those who live there. The URHC works with the housing office to resolve problems in the dorms, and also makes appointments to committees of dif- ferent campus-wide governments. The Student Rate Study Committee is also made up of dormitory residents, who work with administrators in the THE STOCKWELL residence hall (pictured in front) is among the Uni- versity's most popular. The all-women dorm is noted for its exceptional food service. To the right of Stockwell are the Mosher-Jordan and Alice Lloyd residence halls. The final word on 'U' dorms I 4 YOU CAN SEA WIZARD, By NICK KATSARELAS The University's 14 residence halls offer housing to nearly 10,000 students, mostly freshpersons and sophomores. Each dormitory has its own character, peculiarities, and unique history. Thorough discussions with former residents of the halls, short descriptions of each dorm have been compiled: BARBOUR AND NEWBERRY- Across the street from Angell Hall sit these two cozy, female dormitories. Betsy Barbour, built in 1920, and Helen Newberry, constructed in 1914, are among the most attractive and conveniently located dorms on campus. Since Newberry has no dining hall, the residents walk over to Barbour for their food. BURSLEY-Couched in the sprawling, rolling greenery of North Campus, Bursley is the newest of the University residence halls. Although the long bus rides to and from central campus often result in early September depression, nearly everyone gets used to it, and by the end of the year, all would probably make that sacrifice for the quiet, beautiful setting of North Campus. Bursley houses over 1,200 students. MARTHA COOK-This exclusive (tea is at 4; pinkies up) dorm houses upperclasswomen only. It's got a private 135-foot sun deck overlooking a private one-half acre landscaped gar- den. It also has some neat statues and a private (or is that exclusive) shaded tennis court. It's across the street from President Shapiro's house, next to the Law school, and under the watchful nose of the House Director. COUZENS-Conveniently located near the Medical Center, Palmer Field, Food Mart and Omega Pizza, this residence hall provides homes for ap- proximately 600 'U' students, many of whom are in the nursing program. It may be one of the least-heard about large dorms on campus. Couzens also has a library, dark room, study lounges, and a very friendly at- mosphere. MARKLEY-If not the, then one of the most, popular dorms on campus. The dorm is broken up into several houses to make the atmosphere more personal. Though the rooms are nothing more than small special units divided by concrete blocks, its institutional in- terior is compensated by the beauty of what it lies adjacent to: the Arb and the cemetery, which, for all its gloominess, makes for peaceful strolls and provides interesting frisbee targets. Markley is infamous for its great week-end par- ties, South Pit, and the cafeteria scramble system. MOSHER-JORDAN-Often called the cream of the dorm crop, its small" size and preserved 1930ish look makes many of its residents want to come back for another year. It has, among other things, pinball machines, study and dark rooms, four fireplaces and four pianos. The House Council is very active. The dorm rooms vary in size and character. EAST QUAD-This small (capacity: 425) dorm houses both the Inteflex students and the Residential College. Its open-mindedness, in-house plays, and diverse residents make it the most academically and culturally stimulating residence hall on campus. It has its own snack bar, dark room and theater. FLETCHER-Built in the 20s, Flet- cher provides housing-but no food-to 80 University men. It is often' referred to as a "jock" dorm, since it's closest to the stadium and campus athletic buildings. HENDERSON-If you've rarely heard of Fletcher, then you've never heard of Henderson. It's a small (30 women) cooperative-type house located near Hill and Washtenaw. ALICE LLOYD-Home of the Pilot Program, the oddly-shaped dormitory often houses a large number of out-of- staters. Infamous for its yelling fights with Couzens and MoJo, Alice Lloyd features a well-stocked library and vegetarian meals. Lloyd runs neck-and- neck with East Quad as the most radical dorm. SOUTH QUAD-If you're into a small, quiet place to live, South Quad's not for you. It takes an inimitable breed to put up with all the false fire alarms, yelling fights across the street with West Quad, and 48-hour parties on the weekends. Yet its residents savor its distinct quality of what they say is the funnest dorm to live in. It's close to the athletic facilities. . STOCKWELL-The southern-most of the Hill dorms offers charming stained- glass windows, and sun deck, and an electric organ. Stockwell is known around campus as the dorm with the best tasting food. WEST QUAD-Like its character twin, South Quad, it's very noisy. It's notorious for its lackluster food of- ferings and tendency of its residents to party when a book isn't in their hand. Its maze-like layout makes it an onerous task to get from one end of the building to the other. Yet the criticisms end when one begins talking of its con- veniences; it's a brisk two-minute walk" to Angell Hall and also conveniently; connected to the International Center' and the Michigan Union. BAITS I AND Il-located on one of the highest peaks in Ann Arbor about three miles from Central Campus; these two sets of dormitories provide the most beautiful views of downtown Ann Arbor. Dorm life here is very mellow, because most students are concerned with books rather than play. Many4 foreign and graduate students live in Baits and what undergraduates there are consist of first year transfer studen- ts or upperclassman seeking a serene environment in which to study. The North Campus bus 'service is very good; in fact, it runs as late as 2:15 a.m. Another nice attraction is the North Campus Recreational Building, which was recently completed. Learn the magic of pinball and video games at, the finest arcades in Ann Arbor: ,, Tommy's Hoi$day CImp 632 Packard he Crosseyed Moose 613 E. Liberty FApper McGee $ 1217 S. University (See our 50t coupons in the Sports Section) 1 LISTENING TO MUSIC is probably the most popular leisure time activity in University dormitories. E See the complete selection of Men's and Women's hand-sewn shoes and Winter boots by Timberland. NOT SO FAST You'll get about 20 more miles from every tank of gas if you slow down from 70 to 55 mph on the I "'" ' . . : .,,, . --._ i I yr !~ 11K IIIN I cU l 5 . UUUU, r I ~ vrnu iQ y piJ I.. 1I iF fl