,,; *I OPINION Page 4 Sunday, September 28, 1980 The Michigan Daily Edited and managed by students at The University of Michigan Honesty_ Vol. XCI, No.22 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, Ml148109 It has taken quite a beating Editorials represent a majority opinion of The Daily's Editorial Board Tisch and Huffman: We don't need their meddling It's funny, the way political values change. One election year, one quality is in vogue; four years later, its antithesis may be all the rage. ' Take losing. It used to be the worst thing that could happen to a politician; lose a big election and you're washed up, the electorate thought. Might as well give up selling yourself and go back to real estate. THEN RICHARD NIXON came along. A well-known Quaker, congressman, red- baiter, vice-president, and kitchen debater, Nixon to many looked like a sure thing in 1960. But a little sweat on his upper lip, a few minor T HE STATE of Michigan is in a financial pinch. So what do state officials do? They start to meddle in one of the state's most efficient in- stitutions-The University of Michigan. First Shiawassee County Drain Commissioner Robert Tisch comes up with his devastating Proposal D, which would slash state revenue, desiccate public services, and cripple Michigan colleges and universities if it is ap- proved by voters in November. Tisch believes the University wastes state money because it pays professors on a merit, rather than a civil service (seniority) basis. The drain com- missioner sees some law and medical school professors earning incomes of $100,000 and assumes these "exor- bitant' salaries can be cut. What this simplistic analysis overlooks, however, is academic quality. The University must be able to maintain a salary system that is competitive and merit-based-albeit fairly expen- sive-if it is to remain the preeminent, productive institution that it is. And now, as if Tisch weren't enough, along comes State Sen. Bill Huffman (D-Madison Heights), chairman of the Senate higher education ap- propriations subcommittee.' Huffman, who has in the past been regarded by University officials as a friend to higher education, has decided that the money-making athletic depar- tment should apply its "generous" funds to the financially-ailing Univer- sity general fund. The senator has asked to see detailed budget figures from the athletic depar- tment, presumably as a first step toward ascertaining how much money the department could give the rest of the University. Certainly the senator-and any other citizen-should have access to budget figures which -the athletic department has historically kept top secret. In- deed, the University administration has indicated it will comply with Huf- fman's request for specific budget data beyond the general budget figures which the department presented to the Regents this month. (The Daily has filed a Freedom of Information Request for the same figures and the athletic department is now preparing itemized budgets for release.) But to suggest that the athletic department should share its profits with the whole University is to ignore what would happen if the department someday loses money-a not-unremote possibility. Sharing funds, Senator Huffman seems to forget, is a two-way street. When the athletic department is in the black, it is easy to eye its profits hungrily and demand that they be used to pay professors' salaries and fund new academic programs. But, under Huffman's plan, if the department should lose money--after, say, a few more football seasons like this one is shaping up to be-then general fund dollars would be paying for coaching salaries and training tables. The athletic department was established as an autonomous body to avoid just such a situation. And The University of Michigan is fortunate in this respect-most other universities are forced to pay for their athletic programs withituition dollars. University Vice President for State Relations Richard Kennedysaid Friday Huffman's threats are an "un- fortunate fallout" of the trying budgetary problems legislators are facing. Huffman is just "beleaguered and frustrated," Kennedy said. We're sorry if Senator Huffman is frustrated. But we would thank him not to propose stopgap, ill-considered schemes to help the University. Between the foolish meddling of Robert Tisch and the mistaken med- dling of Bill Huffman, the University could end up badly muddled-and very poor. Obliquity By Joshua Peck defeats in charisma matches, and he fumbled the ball. JFK won by a hair's breadth. In the old days, that would have been the end of it. Nixon would have issued his "you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around any more" spiel right on the spot, and run back to his law firm in New York for good. But Nixon would have none of it. He- charged off to California to lose a race for governor there, only then going into hiding for a while. He refused to accept the "goat" label, and instead, adopted a noble pose: He became a New Nixon. The public bought it. With only a little help from Sirhan Sirhan, Nixon swept into power in '68, permanently discrediting the "once a loser, always a loser" theory. His defeats were counted among his assets: They were considered an integral, respectable part of a long and distinguished political career. Thus, Gerald Ford, with a sterling 0-and-i record in presidential elections, could be called a "dream candidate" for vice president in Detroit. How times do change. AND WHATEVER happened to our good old American hatred of duplicity? Once, Ten- nesSee Williams could-write a play (Cat on a' Hot Tin Ropf with "mendacity" at its core and have hikaudiences .instantly understat*, - that the characters' lying was to be regarded as a weakness. These days, the most successful liars in the cast would stand a good chance of being hoisted to the playgoers' shoulders and carried down the aisles, shouts of adulation ringing in their ears. We don't seem to care any more that our politicians lie to us, so long as they are'clever and crafty about it. If what a candidate says is what we want to hear, we gladly overlook its mendacity. THINK BACK: IT'S spring, of 1980. The summer, and with it the major party political conventions, are fast approaching. The primary system is hard work separating the chaff from the chaff, and liberals begin to panic, for there seems to be no progressive candidate in sight (Kennedy is fading fast). So what do we do? Give up? Nope, that's no fun. Curse the opposition? Well, sure, but that in itself is unsatisfying. Well then, what? What do liberals do in an election with no liberal candidate? V We invent one, of course. We take John An- derson, a devout evangelical Christian from Podunk, Illinois with a totally unsurprising voting record, and accept his unwarranted in- trusion into the left without flinching. He's been for the neutron bomb. For the B-1 bomber. Against migrant farm workers get- ting unemployment compensation. For put- ting Christ in the Constitution. Against con- sumer law, including the Consumer Protec- tion Agency. And lordy, has there ever been a legislator so rabidly pro-nuke? The man suppor- ted-only two years ago, mind you-the Clin- ch River Breeder Reactor project. That's the kind of plant that can do a great imitation of an atom bomb. (A Russian one seems to have done just that, in fact.) BUT LIBERALS SIMPLY could not accept an election without "one of us" in the running, so Anderson got the honors. Damn the record and full speed ahead. Welcome to the left, John. Certainly Anderson is the generator of 1980's Big Lie, but the other liars have had their days in the sun as well. The Republicans could write a book about the myriad ways the Democratic president who "would never lie to us" has lied to us. As a matter of fact, they have. It's called Promises, Promises: 'An RNC (Republican National Committee) Presidential Accoun- tability Project. By the carefully-documented GOP tally, Carter has kept 22 percent of the promises he has made before and since taking office, broken 38 percent, and stalled on the other 40. Sounds like there's been some heavy-duty lying going on. OF ALL CARTER'S hundreds of lies, the grandest centers around the issue of defense spending. Just 4 years ago, Carter was of- fering a positively dovish pledge to cut the military budget some 6 billion dollars. an- nually. Hisyresolve, to say the least, was short- lived. Headlines are full of the non- competition between Carter and his elephan- tine opposition; he wants to spend tens of billions on arms, the Republicans want to spend hundreds of billions. Carter points with pride to his record of boosting nilitary spending each of his four q yers in office, _noting that his predecessors, Nixon and Ford, "let" spending slip con- siderably during their administrations. He generally neglects the fact that Nixon and Ford gladly would have spent more on the military if the Democratic-controlled Congress had let them. Walter Mondale, who was a part of that Congress, has left that point unmade as well. That's a lie of omission rather than commission, but a lie all the same. CARTER PRODUCED HIS most unfor- tunate lie at a news conference late in his 1976 campaign. A reporter, responding to Carter's promises of unimpeachable (hmm) honesty, asked the candidate if he would resign if he were ever caught in an untruth. Carter replied that he "didn't expect that to happen," or something to that effect. "Yes, but supposing it did," countered the journalist. The then-future president couldn't back away any longer. He pledged to resign if the. public caught him fibbing. Funny, that doesn't look like Fritz Mondale running the country. Plastic surgery, I guess.. OTHER THAN SIGNING a pro-abortion bill into law as governor of California, Ronald Reagan hasn't had much opportunity to in- dulge in any really juicy prevarication. But the centerpiece of his campaign rhetoric, which could very well win him the election, is a stunning bit of deception. It goes like this: Conservative economics is * good for you. Not just for the upper or middle class. The poor, we are told, will benefit as Nixon in 1960-A loss turned to a win well, as the benefits of a healthyeconpy filter down to working men and women. n, May we never get the chance to see that disproved in practice; we can do without that kind of cruel experiment. NOW, I AM a child of the modern age. I en- joy television, I'm an atheist, and something of a libertine. r* But in politics, I miss certain dusty values that seem to have been dismissed by others as- old-fashioned, or even archaic. What hap- pened to demanding honesty of our public of ficials? Perhaps we've never had a com-' pletely trustworthy executive, but certainly . we've done better than the duplicitous wret- ches before us in November. Remember what happened the last time we gave up a time-honored value? We got Richard Nixon. This time, it will be almost as bad-worse, if the GOP has its way. When will we ever learn? Unsigned ed pearing on litorials ap- the left side of this page represent a majority opinion of The Daily's Editorial Board. Joshua Peck is the co-editor of Daily's Opinion page. His column pears every Sunday. The ap- Teens afflicted with ulcers NUCLEARI REQAATO- Co mis7' :::: ... ... Sandra Johnson did most of the cleaning and motherly chores before she finally moved out of the house. She is somewhat shy and tends to worry too much. She goes to school, smokes cigaret- ts, and likes "junk" food. She is 15 years old-and she has an ulcer. Sandra (not her real name) is a black teenager from East Oakland, Ca. But uclers, or their symptoms, are an, increasing problem for young people everywhere in the country. In 1968, statistics from the Natinal Health Survey recorded 0.9 per thousand incidences of stomach and doudenal ulcers in those un- der 17. By 1975, that fiaure had jumped to 1.2 per thousand, then up to 2.2 in 1978, according to preliminary data for that year. ULCERS ARE ONLY one barometer suggesting that an en- tire generation may be succum- bing to adult illnesses just when it should be at the peak of youthful fitness. Other diseases, like hypertension and arthritis, are also turning up in children and teenagers:I 9 The incidence of arthritis in By Mary Claire Blakeman the elementary school students he had tested since 1975. Similar findings were reported in the Bogalusa (La.) Heart Study in 1979. " Hypertension diseases in the under 17 group went from less than one per thousand in 1974 and 1976 to 2.2 per thousand in the 1978 data, according to the National Center for Health Statistics. Interestingly, ulcers, hyper- tension, and arthritis are all in- cluded in what doctors call 'psychosomatic diseases.'' "Psychological stress develops because of unusual life pressures and your ,individual sen- sitivities," explains Dr. Donald Oken of the Upstate Medical Cen- ter in Syracuse, N.Y. "You react with a particular emotion and that emotional state affects cer- tain body organs more than others. If the organ is a vulnerable one and the stress goes on and on, eventually it will break down. Then you develop a disease." presents an array of lifestyle and value choices which can be over- whelming to teenagers already experiencing life's most unstable period. Dr. Edward Stainbrook, professor emeritus of human behavior at the University of Southern California School of Medicine, cites the amount of change in our society as a major contributor to disease. "People are going through many of these cycles of stress rather than going through them occasionally," he says. "With a few changes, there's not so much stress, but it's the frequency that's hard on the body." MANY OF THE stresses we now face are not only frequent, but often relentless. One ongoing stress factor-noise-is a prime example. In a Los Angeles study, the blood pressures of children who lived and went to school near the international airport were compared to those of children from nuiet aea The airnnrt levels-showed helplessness,. low motivation, and they tended: to give up on different tasks. The: group of people who don't* generally control their out-: comes-the institutionalized, prisoners, children, and elderly groups-are the most susceptible: to stress and stress-related diseases." IN ADDITION, DR. Stanbrook says that adapting to fluctuating values can be especially hard on: the young. "Twenty years ago an; adolescent's task was simply to break away from the family and create a confident, independent self. Then he-was to return to the society that the family had prepared him for. In seeking ways to handle in- stability, some teenagers use drugs and alcohol, which Dr. Stainbrook says is a way of short- circuiting stress without alleviating it. A growing number commit suicide, the second most common cause of death among, teenagers today. Others turn to religious dogma or cults. "It's important to have some kind of ideological belief system a., , . .. : NAc IMOE -'r ~ ~ x'