ARTS he Michigaon Daily Wednesday, Decem bere 1981 Page 5 Presley bio superficial By James Clinton E KING'S palace is furnished with all the bawdiness of a New Orleans brothel. The throne is dominated by a huge crimson bed facing a mounted television set. Occasionally the King will get annoyed at what's flickering on the screen and he'll shoot the set out with one of his ever present guns. The couriers surrounding the King are ignorant rednecks who cater to his every whim with vigilance and tenacity. The cooks prepare the royal meals; peanut butter and banana sandwiches. The King's doctors write prescriptions and the nurses dispatch these medicationsatsa rate that defies description. Presiding over all this is the King himself, a sovereign figure who has long since relinquished all but the most superficial control over his pathetic existence. This is how Elvis Presley, arguably the most dynamic cultural force in American history, passed away his final years. Albert Goldman's new biography purports to be the definitive Elvis book and for the most part it lives up to that claim. The question seems to be, do we need such a book? The Elvis that emerges in these pages is so disturbed beyond our recognition that even our sympathy fails to be roused. As portrayed in this book, Elvis never develops beyond adolescence, never emerges from the shadow of a domineering mother and ineffectual father. His deterioration is inevitable as his difficulties lapse into obsession. He seems to be aided immeasurably by the assasins he chooses to surround himself with, from the Colonel to the lowest echelon of the "Memphis Mafia." Goldman's scathing indic- tment of those who controlled Elvis in- vokes visions of the Howard Hughes of rock'n'roll. The problem with this book seems to lay in the subject himself. Elvis was shrouded in more myth than perhaps any entertainer in history. Separating the truth from the legend is almost an insurrmountable task and one Goldman has done admirably. Unfortunately, once Elvis is stripped of mystique, the personality that remains is not enough to justify the enormity of this depressing manuscript. He comes across as predictable in a disturbed sort of way, self absorbed to the point of boredom, and despite the contradic- tions in his lifestyle not very enigmatic. Goldman tires under the weight of reporting Elvis' decadent pursuits, gluttonous appetities and inability to contain his talent or personal life. His contempt for Elvis is so great that it colors the entire attitude of the book and at times seriously blights his objec- tivity. Goldman, a liberal, intellectual Easterner, is frequently on unfamiliar terrain and can't help but approach the Presley clan in a condescending way. Many of Elvis' attitudes were derivitive of a hillbilly sensibility; he was largely illiterate, racist, and given to super- stition. To Goldman all this was in- dicative of stupidity, and the difficulty in illuminating such a limited Inind over the course of six hundred pages is obvious. Since penetrating the mind is out of the question he goes after tle psyche with a vengence. Accordingtto Gold- man's long and dreary account, Elvis is the victim of virtually every existing psychic disorder. In these sections of the book a desperate sense of over- analysis is the result. Attempts to draw an anology or place responsibility on Elvis' decline are vague and largely ineffective. For all his theories, Gold- man can't quite explain satisfactorily the erractic nature of Elvis' behavior. Goldman might have focused in more detail on Elvis' drug problem rather than presenting it as merely lurid evidence of his excessive nature. While that nature is certainly indicative of ex treme psychic conflict, that doesn't vitiate the fact that much of Presley's bizarre behavior can, be directly at- tributable to the onslaught of chemicals he subjected his system to. Elvis' ad- diction to narcotics foretold his fate more validly than any singular aspect of his personality and Goldman's sur- face treatment of this subject is perhaps the weakest aspect of the book. Unfortunately the entire effort of this work seems to center on the demystification of the Elvis legend. This is a very popular book and will continue to be so for all the wrong reasons. It is sensationalistic in it's focus on the fractured sexual par- ticulars of Elvis, gaudy in its account of his self indulgent demise, and en- tirely unfair in it's assesment of his prodigious talent. By gearing the work in such a context Goldman negates the fact that he has researched the interior of Presley's life with dignity and in- telligence. A good biography does more than assemble facts and asinilate opinions, it casts a light on the core of the subjec- ts life, as Goldman himself did in his brilliantly illuminating biography on Lenny Bruce. No such light emerges at the heart of this book, it's all darkness and bleak despair. Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones performed at the Pontiac Silverdome Monday night. .Stones rock Silverdome THE DAILY CLASSIFIEDS ARE A GREAT WAY TO GET FAST RESULTS CALL 764-0557 By Michael Huget IT DIDN'T MATTER if the sound inside the Pontiac Silverdome reminded you of listening to your beat up "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" 45 on that old Close 'n' Play that cost $9.95 at Sears 15 years ago, the point of the con- cert was to see, more than to hear, the Rolling Stones. And very few of the ap- *proximately 75,000 in attendance Mon- day night seemed to be annoyed by the atrocious acoustics that notoriously characterize the Silverdome. The fans expected perfection; they expected to see a great rock and roll show by "the world's greatest rock and roll band" and they got it-almost. From the opening number, "Under My Thumb," to the closing tune, "Satisfac- 0,tion," the Stones gave the crowd a classic performance: Jagger pranced and danced unrelentlessly for over two hours, Keith Richards and Ron Wood exchanged the now classic guitar licks flawlessly, and Bill Wyman and Charlie Watts anchored the steady rhythm sec- tion. The only real problem was the muddy interplay between 'Wyman's bass and Watts' percussion, an acoustic problem that occasionally rendered Jagger's vocals or the rhythm guitar riffs virtually inaudible. After the fourth song, "Shattered," the video screen above the stage was Records Billy Idol-'Don't Stop' (Chrysalis) ILLY IDOL takes "Dance-Oriented Rock" seriously. Sure, you say, him and a hundred others: But Idol takes it seriously like no one else. . . I mean, he takes the "rock" p'art seriously. He doesn't treat it like a hor- se carcass.he has to prop up to look like Secretariat. Billy Idol honestly remembers when rock was the only dance music. He takes it back to its roots and relishes its primal good-time danceability. Sure, be displays a modern sensibility in mixing up the bass and occasionally dropping out the guitar to remind us of the beat (as if we could forget), but his sound remains the basic rock format-guitar., bass, drums, and vocals. Just listen to his cover of "Mony Mony" (currently on display nightly at the Rubaiyat) if you need proof that he can stick close to the roots and still squeeze every dan- ceable drop out of it. Idol has quite easily updated rock and roll to the new era where dance is king, and he's done it without changing its basic sound or spirit much at all. That's the point. -Mark Dighton Funkadelic-'The Electric Spanking of War Babies' (Warner Brothers) Surprise! Just when we've come to expect half of Old Uncle George's stuff to stink, he pulls two great albums out in a row. Well, maybe Trombi-ulation was only half great. But when my eyes fell upon turned on so that the patrons in the up- per tiers could have some proof that the band on stage was indeed the Rolling Stones. However, even though the screen was beneficial to the fans, it was almost like watching an old grade-B movie with the soundtrack and the lip movements out of sync. The Stones followed a couple of new tunes, "Neighbors" and "Black Limousine," with the crowd-pleasing "Just My Imagination," highlighted by Ernie Watts saxaphone. The Stones continued to pay homage to their roots as they followed with Eddie Cochran's "Twenty Flight Rock." Perhaps the biggest surprise of the. evening was the performance of the old Stone's classic, "Time Is On My Side," a murky ballad featuring Jagger's hur- tfully tinged vocals. The song still sounded fresh and intense after almost twenty years. Surprisingly, the Stones played quite a few tunes of the Some Girls album while ignoring the rest of their mid '70s output. Only a rousing version of "Tumbling Dice" was performed from that era. "Let It Bleed" and "You Can't Always Get What You Want," with Jagger's emotive, if often indolent vocals, were highlights of the set, even though the .mostly adolescent crowd didn't receive them as well as they did "Little T&A" and "She''s So Cold." The band never let up even as the concert was coming to a close. They finished with crowd-favorites "Honky Tonk Woman," "Brown Sugar," "Start Me Up," and "Jumping Jack Flash." "Satisfaction" was the only encore. Although sharp, none of these songs were especially clean, yet they were still striking and not overbearing. The Stone's inspired professionalism and Jagger's natural rapport with the audience served to enhance their image as the "greatest rock and roll band." Jagger's hyperactive dancing and reciprocal action and reaction with the crowd, along with Ron Wood's boyish bouncing (contrasted with Richards' macho strut and Wyman's demure stance) up and down the stage, brought the band closer to the audience. Jagger, Wood, and Richards were never self- indulgent or arrogant in performance, but they still believe in keeping some distance between themselves and the crowd, as was apparent when Jagger sang from a cherry picker over the crowd during "Jumping Jack Flash." The stage-flanked with massive scrims of modernist pastel paintings of cars, guitars, and records-was enor- mous: large wings were constructed on both sides of the stage so that Jagger and Co. could roam freely. And after the final number, spectators were treated to an impressive fireworks display. The crowd got what it wanted: a look, for many their first, at the Rolling Stones. They were a hard-working band playing like they had something to prove. They lived up to, even. sur- passed, many people's expectations. But I have to question the choice of locations. The atmosphere of the Silverdome is such that it is not con- ducive to an intimate concert. It is hard to become captivated with any band in that tin can. If the concert were anywhere else, for instance, Joe Louis Arena (or the Second Chance), it could have been the concert of the year. In- stead, it gave me a headache. Z INDIVIDUAL THEATRES 5t$,Ave of ."tA"Y 7614-700 UNCUT, UNEDITED FULL % HOUR ADDED Including "THE HAPPY ENDING" musical CLIMAXI MARTIN SCORESE'S ROBERT LIA DE NIRO MINNELLI DAILY-7:30 (PG) WED.-1, 4, 7:30 With this entire ad S1 50 ne ticket only $1.50 mon. wed, thurs. eve. good thru 12/3/81 "M" IS THIS WHAT YOUR KISSES TASTE LIKE? Ifvou smoke cigarettes, you taste like one. Your clothes and hair can smell stale and unpleasant, too. You don't notice it, but people close to you do. Especially if they don't smoke. And non-smokers are the best people to love. They live longer. AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY A Foot-Stomping & Joyous Revue of Song & Dance Dec. 3, 4, 5 8:00 P.M. St. Mary's Student Chapel 331 Thompson Street Dec. 3, 4 .........$4.00 Students $5.00 Non-Students Dec. 5 ... Gala Dessert Buffet Benefit Night $12.50 advance $15.00 at door Ticket Reservations: 663-0557 7th SMASH WEEKI mhe endi Reutenant6 Woman MERYL STREEP i another P-Funk LP so quick (not to mention the unmentionable album put: out by a Clinton-less Funkadelic), I just knew that this was gonna be a sad one. But I've never been so happy to be proved so wrong. This is easily the solidest album from anyone in the P- Funk pantheon in god-knows ages. This one is certifiably nonstop, while at the same time a work of almost shocking subtlety. I just couldn't begin to do justice to wonders like the reggaesque Third-World anthem "Shockwaves," the quintessentially self-descriptive "Funk Gets Stronger," the single- mindedly percussive "Brettino's Boun- ce," and so on and so forth. Even the obligatory scatological exercise is relatively danceable and funny this time wround. As usual, Uncle jam wants you .. . but this time around he's gonna get ya. -Mark Digh ton DAILY-7:00, 9:25 (R) WED.-1:00, 3:25, 7:00, 9:25 This space contributed as a public service I- The University Choral Union and The University Orchestra Donald Bryant, conductor Susan Belling, soprano Joseph Evans, tenor Melanie Sonnenberg, contralto Michael Burt, bass Bejun Mehta, boy soprano Dec. 4,5,6 Fri., Sat. at 8:30, Sun. at2:30 Hill Auditorium fO~l PEST! VJL Wednesday, December 2 at 8:00 Power Center Tickets at $9.00, $8.00, $7.00, $5.00