The Michigan Daily-Friday, January 18, 1980-Page 5 I 'Horseman' blows a fuse LRECORDS I I . _ By CHRISTOPHER PO'TER There's an intriguing asortment of descriptive terms being badied about regarding The Electric Hrseman - adjectives like "amiable,"'unpreten- tious," "low-key" - quite a remarkable collection of dinitions for a motion picture whose taly laconic style is nonetheless subtt saturated with as much arrogance ad pomposity as any tinsel-land concoctin in the last 'ear. Even worse, it's a quite boring ARTS pomposity, a compendium C conceit and tedium that eventually bcomes a Wrangling cinematic experiene. Horseman languidly preahes the ideals of freedom, indiviualism, ecology, zoology, differer-drum- merism - a cornucopia if both traditional and trendy virtue served up in a pastiche of sanctnonious hokum as only Hollywoodcan o. Sonny Steele (Robert Redfrd) is a rodeo star - a five-time wor champ, no less. Yet, like other toilcs in his of himself." Hot on his trail are not only the sinister Ampex autocrats but also hotshot TV reporter Hallie Martin (Jane Fonda), who, sensing a zinger of a story, sets out into the Great Outdoors to lasso Sonny and his mount. THIS STRING of events all takes place during Horseman's first half hour, and not a hell of a lot occurs after that, even though the film still has three quarters of its running time remaining. 'Hallie finds Sonny, loses him, finds him again; the two of them then go traipsing off on an excruciatingly endless odyssey across the high ranges of Nevada and Utah, with Ampex and assorted lawmen in close but always futile pursuit. The cinematic predictabilities begin to multiply like gerbils. Naturally, the general public rallies to Sonny's crusade; inevitably, Hallie sheds her Big Apple swank and falls for both Son- ny's rough-hewn idealism and bod; and, of course, Rising Star is set loose in horsey paradise to find himself a hot mare. At film's end boy and girl wist- .fully but wisely go their separate ways - Hallie sadder but wiser about the home-bred face of America, Sonny penniless again but at last free to pur- sue his own open-air destiny. IF THIS ALL sounds awfully familiar, that's because it is. Electric Horseman travels through purest By PATTI DIETZ The Police is a band with confused loyalties. In this age of new wave (led by Elvis Costello and the Clash) and power pop (ushered in by The Cars, Cheap Trick, and The Knack), bands either fit into one category, or none at all. On their second album, Reggatta de Blanc, The Police continue to wrestle over which side of the music scene they'd rather be on. And that's what makes the band's work so intriguing. Reggatta de Blanc pays rather blatant homage to such an unlikely array of artists as Bob Dylan, 10cc, The Cars and Bruce Springsteen. "Dylan and The Police?" one might scream, -I- deeper into reggae, a direction which has spawned much criticism from those in their native Britain who viewed them mainly as a punk rock band. "Walking On The Moon," with its spacey twinge from guitarist Andy Summers, and the ominous "The Bed's Too Big Without You" are both heavily weighted down with the Jamaican backbeat. Similarly, "Bring On The Night" combines the reggae drawl with driving, Cars-like rock and roll punch, but, like the Cars, gets dull quickly. "DEATHWISH" BORROWS the rhythm line from Springsteen's "She's The One," but, save for the aforemen- tioned tunes and the album's first single, "Message In A Bottle," Reggat- ta de Blanc could sure use a dose of The Boss' pep. The tunes that rock out - such as the title track, "Contact", and most of the others - aren't nearly as convincing as the subtle starkness that forces me to return the tonearm to "Message" or "Bed's Too Big" over and over again. Rolling Stone's Critics Poll hailed The Police as the Best New Artist of 1979. This is quite an accolade for a band whose lyrics are generally dispensible and outright silly ("hope that I don't break my leg/Walking on the moon") and whose music is only in- termittently brilliant. (Incidentally, Rolling Stone readers voted The Knack as 1979's Best.New Artist. Now, there's a band that has something to say, albeit sexist). While juggling these incompatible in- fluences, The Police have emerged with a sound as distinct and recognizable as lead'singer, Sting's voice: those squeals from "Roxanne" (off of last year's debut LP, Outlandos d'Amour; don't these guys believe in English?) soun- ded like painful elimination. Reggatta de Blanc and The. Police defy categorization. The dilemma remains, however, in which section of my record collection do I file it: New Wave, punk, reggae. ..? skeptically. Incredible, but true; a brief listen to "It's Alright For You" im- mediately conjures up Dylan's in- cessant, monotonous rhyming on his early "Subterranean Homesick Blues". But The Police aren't content to just rip off Dylan: they do it with a forcefulness similar to The Knack, just to stay con- temporary. Who are these boys trying to fool? The Police's delivery on Reggatta resembles that of the crafty (but sadly underrated) English band 10cc: sparkling production and razor-sharp musicianship long before it became fashionable with the advent of New Wave. And like 10cc's last foray, Bloody Tourists, The Police have forged. Once again, Jane Fonda portrays an enterprising television reporter with an eye for handsome co-stars. importance. THE PREVAILING torpidity puts an unusually heavy burden on Redford and Fonda to pump all the juices of their star charisma to keep Horseman from grinding to a dead halt. Sadly, neither seems up to the task: Fonda's Hallie Martin is at best a more sophisticated, more pallid re-hash of China Syn- drome's Kimberly Wells. Redford, at last given he opportunity to prove he's the astute character actor one always sensed he might be, largely flubs his opportunity; he squints, twitches, winks and scratches in a concerted at- tempt to look impishly rustic, yet he remains a frontiersman by way of Beverly Hills, still the earnest blond. pretty-boy whose golden looks remain minimally eroded by the ongoing years. Still, Electric Horseman's greatest vice lies less in its monotony than in the philosophical contempt which lies just beneath its bland exterior. There's something inherently dishonest and repulsive about a work which pays calculated lip service to ideals which its producers would recoil in horror from if ever put to the test themselves. Moun- tains, plains and glorious valleys? Hell, they'd take Vegas any day - as would most of us. Electric Horseman is easy idealism, a limousine-liberal assent to lonely courage safely encased from us in darkened, air-conditioned theaters. I wouldn't religiously advocate that pur- veyors of public taste always practice precisely what they preach, but this particular movie is just too damnably smug to let pass. Try roughing it a lit- tle, fellas it just might make honest artists out of you. I S The Ann Arbor Film Cooperative Presents at MLB: Friday, January 18 $.50 (lBLAZING SADDLES (Mel Brooks, 1974) 7, 8:40, 10:20 MLp 4 Perhaps the last word in Western Parodies. A black railroad worker (CLEAVON LITTLE) is appointed sheriff of all-white and bigoted Rockridge in this uproarious, contagious, outrageous, and sometimes vurgar comedy. GENE WILDER, MEL BROOKS, ALEX KARRAS, MADELINE KAHN. English without subtitles. Next Monday:-Alex Dovzhenko's ZVENIGORA at Aud. A FREE. Next Tuesday! RASHOMON and LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD AT Aud. A $1.50 m _ The outlook thes days ispretty bleak-even for cowboys. Robert Redford as a burned-out rofo star i 'The Electric Horseman.' NEED A SECOND CHANCE? If you want to continue your education, no matter what your age, study money can be yours. Interested? Ask the financial aid admin- istrator at the school you plan to attend, or write to Box 84, Washington, D.C. 20044 for a free booklet. APPLY YOURSELF-TODAY. Education after high school can be the key to a better life. U.s' United States Office of Education GABE KAPLAN'S HAVING A BALL! ~. ' IGG PictuPG AND YOU WILL tool At Our Special Saturday & Sunday ComedyMatinee Laughs Start at 1:00 & 3:00 Matinees Only All Seats $1.25 iseudo-carny prfessior he can't get no respect. Wea-y of ionoclastic ob- scurity and it attendant financial deprivation, he signs lis professional soul over to Ranh Breatfast Cereal, an appendage of' a sled, omnipotent conglomerate tilled Anpex. INDENTUR;D TO us new masters, Sonny is forces to cruafy himself in an ongoing rituaIbf publi:self-humiliation involving tepi cerea pitches at shop- ping centers and groesque appearan- *es at public gatherngs. At the latter he is forced tc cavortaround on a horse while battery-lit likea Christmas tree, looking luridry like cflourescent Jesus in a South Anerican-eligious parade. Then comes Amp's annual conven- tion in Las Vegas, wiere we find Sonny disillusioned, druk and desperate within his slab-of-neat servitude. Am- pex has purchaed a champion thoroughbred, Risig Star, to serve as 0 kind of corporate Vlorris the Cat. Sen- sing a fish-out-of-wter'kinship with the horse, Sonny rides ,ie beast straight off the stage of a Vegalfloor show, onto the street and out of town, doggedly deter- mined to turn Riszg Star loose in the far hills where he:an "make sumthin' Peckinpah country, trammled and trussed up in the hoary-mod romance of the Last Rebel, the Anachronistic Anarchist doing pitched battle with a society that has already passed him by. It's an ancient theme, platitudinously encased through the years in Western garb, modern garb, even specific rodeo garb - :e., Peckinpah's far-superior Junior Bonner and Cliff Robertson's equally excellent J.W. Coop. IT'S EVEN been'done before by Red- ford and Horseman direetor Sydney Pollack with Jeremiah Johnson. Unfor- tunately, Pollack is a director who seems always to have something im- portant to say, yet never gets around to saying it; his films meander along with an agonizing, self-inflated pomposity, always heading toward some vague resolution, yet invariably losing sight of it in the stilted haze of their own studied grandeur. You'd think PIllack might have lear- ned something from his stillborn Bobby Deerfield experience; alas, he remains the least-spontaneous filmmaker alive. His Horseman protagonists speak and 'even walk slowly, as though encased in the heavy armor of their own self- Jack Clayton's 1974 THE GREAT GATSBY F. Scott Fitzgerald's masterpiece is a story of the Jazz Age-an era in which recklessness with money, liquor, women and fast cars pervaded the Ameri- can consciousness. ROBERT REDFORD as Jay Gatsby is a dashing enigmatic millionaire who is obsessed with the elusive and spoiled Daisy Buchanan (MIA FARROW). This elegant storv was brought to the screen with meticulous concern for language, time and place by Francis Ford Coppola. Saturday: LADY SINGS THE BLUES CINEMA GUILD TONIGHT at OLD ARCH. AUD. 7:00 & 9:30 $1.50