Friday, July 23, 1976 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Fifteen Touching all the bases Bill Stieg WINDSOR THE PERISCOPE SALESMEW know what they're doing. They set up their wares behind the greens here at the Canadian Open, where the gallery is three or four deep. Those on the outer fringes of the crowd stand on their tiptoes and crane their necks to try to see the golfers, but usually get a good view of the back of someone's head and only a glimpse of the green. That's when the salesmen move in. "Try a 'scope," they whisper, holding one out to the spectator. The fan takes it tentatively, curiously, and holds it up to his eyes. A typical reaction at this point Is a suppressed "Wowl" when the players, caddies, balls--everythingl-swim into view. IHe's sold. Actually, the view through a periscope is quite small and shakey. Yet hundreds here at the Essex Golf and Country Club have spent $1.0 in bridge tolls to get in Canada, $1.50 to park, $1.00 for a shuttle bus to the course, and $9.00 for admission, just to spend much of their afternoon looking into a cardboard box. Golf fans are an odd bunch. Frankly, it is nearly impossible to see much of a golf tourna- ment in person. This course is about four miles long, spread over 126 acres. There are 150 golfers split into groups of three, scattered all over the place. It's impossible to see everything, and it's a hot and tiring job to see a small fraction of the action. But these fans are golfers themselves, the vast majority, and they willingly submit to the discomforts of this unique spectator sport. It's worth it to see these masters play. There are two ways to see tournamen golf: watch a hole or watch a player. The first system requires finding a nice shady spot with a good view of a green, where you can sit back, relax and watch the players parade by. This way you see only part of the course, but all the players. Following an individual player is more strenuous but more exciting. You see all the holes, but not all the players. You end up using a little of both systems, of course, usually following a player until your legs-or the golfer's game-start to falter, then flopping down on the grass to watch the players go by. Because you can't see everything, you must be prepared for continual frustration. Your only links with the rest of the tournament are the scoreboards and the roars of distant galleries. When a cheer goes up four hundred yards away, you can only shrug and speculate as to the cause. Yesterday, I started watching Bruce Crampton on the back nine. He made eagle-par-birdie to take the lead, and his following was delighted. They spoke encouragingly to Crampton as he walked to the next tee. That's one of the attractions of tournament golf. In no other professional sport can you get so close to the players-a word of encouragement can actually make a difference. But this nearness to the players has Its drawbacks, of course. You cannot move or make noise when a player is shooting. I almost went nuts yesterday when an insect flew into my ear as Lanny Wadkins addressed a delicate chip shot. I was afraid to swipe at it and disturb Wadkins, so I gritted my teeth and let it buzz around in my ear until he hit the ball. I then went into a spastic dance trying to kill the bug, causing Wadkins to glance up. But I didn't disturb his shot, and that's what counted. Watching a golf tournament doesn't make a heck of a lot of sense. Television is the only way to see all the action. It's like the downhill in the Winter Olympics. We all saw Franz Klammer's gold medal race from start to finish. But there were people actually at the Olympics, right there on the mountainside, who only saw a blur. But they were there, and for those with a little sense of history, that is more than enough. In 1972, Gary Player won the PGA championship with a stunning shot that sailed 150 yards over trees, water and sand and landed six feet from the pin. I was standing no more than ten feet from him when he struck the ball. The picture is still vivid in my mind-Player swiping mightily through the tall rough, watching the ball take off over the trees, then Player, the subdued pro, running excitedly to get a better look when he realized it was headed exactly where he wanted. It made thekwhole tournament worthwhile. I'm looking for- ward to this weekend. BILLBOARD . Qualifying in the second e a annual University of Michigan golf course club champion- ship has begun and will con- tinue through August 14. A 2 bedroom ranhesand fee of 15 covers qualifying *towhme ,ttlapptaes, eul and all matches played. Al $29.00 to $31.950,5% dwn, entry money will be returned auauable. Near -944 and JiS in prizes. The tourney is 23. Cal d rt5, I6 p excep open to all University 5155- Tam. 434.4475 or 763-6796, dents, staff and alumni. Five under par rookie leads Canadian Open after first day By BILL STIEG Spectal To The Daily WINDSOR, Ont. - Little- known George Burns fashioned a fine five-under-par 65 yester- day to take the first round lead in the Canadian Open, but the footsteps of superstars are close behind. One stroke back is 46-year-old Arnold Palmer, while the threatening figure of Jack Nicklaus stands at 67. Jerry Heard, who faltered on the fin- al hole after leading much the day, is tied with Pal- at 66. In all, 29 players broke par at the well-manicured Essex Golf and Country Club, whose flawless greens and smooth fairways have received much praise. Burns shot his course record- tying round early in the beau- tiful sunny day, and watched as later challengers fell victim to the subtle pitfalls of the highly respected Donald Ross layout. Heard, playing the back nine first, turned the corner in 29, six under par, and held the lead until double - bogeying the ninth, his last hole. His five- iron approach on the 444-yard par four landed against a tree, and he was forced to play a left-handed shot that sailed over the green. A chip and two putts drop- ped him from the lead. He had birdied six of the first nine holes, incliding 14, 15, 17 and 1t, all par fours. Burns was a little more consistent, scoring a 32 on the back nine and 33 on the front. Ile did not bogey a hole, and had eight one-putt greens. "My round was possible be- cause for the first time, I had a caddie I hod confidence in," said Burns. "Ie really helped with clob selection and in read- ing the greens. Of course, the conditions of the course helped, the sreens being so good. "My irons weren't really in birdie rinse, bt I made very 9od mitts. The greens are nerf-t." Palmr-, lving right h-hind I-trd, finihed with a birde- brel;. 't,-is4h.m,,-h to the de- ligh'- of his "army" of tans. Both thrdies came on 1-foot notfs. Earler. on th back nine, Palomer birlied three of the first oir holos before bogey on 18. his only ne of the day. rGro1-n bwith Nicklans at 67 are hbb Wadkins, Dick Crawr'rd. Bd A lin and Mike Hill. Brne Cramnton, Ben Crenshaw and Kermit Zarley are amonl those at 68. while Gary Plaver, Jerry Pate and Johnny Miller head the bunch at 69. Defending champion Tom Weiskopf shot a 72. Lee Tre- vino, the 1971 champ, withdrew before starting because of his injured back. SCOTT ECCKER JACK NICKLAUS puts ev- erything he's got -- and that's a lot -- into a drive during yesterday's opening round of the Canadian Open. Nicklaus had an excellent back nine to finish at 67, two strokes behind leader George Burns. Play con- tinues today through Sun- day at the Essex Golf and Country Club, Windsor. ARTS-GESTALT RESI DENTIAL 9-DAY WORKSHOP For all people regardless of art experience. 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