Wednesday, July 21, 1976 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five Worldwide quest doesn't yield Art By JEFFREY SELBST WELL, IT'S TIME for the opening of that annual wound, the Ann Arbor Art Fair. And your valiant reporter is once again going to foray through miles and miles of schlock in order to find what is, to him, the highest form of art. One thing is certainly remarkable about this city. It never gives up trying. Surely an example can be brought to mind as easily with the various experi- mental cinema and theater festivals to which this city (and University) plays host. Prospective applicants are sent t h e s e marvelous two-question entry forms. "What is your name? Is it new, different, and tres avant-garde?" Basically, art fairs are all the same. (Now, I know you'll all hate me for that, but allow me to finish.) In fact, six scant weeks ago I attended one of these affairs in New York City, the Greenwich Village Art Fair. There were thousands of people, all attempting to peddle non- sense in the name of art. But some- where, buried as it must have been, at least one person in that show was a true Artist, showing Art. I have to be- lieve that. Enough of that. I know that I shall have a simply terrible time trying des- perately to decide which art fair I want to go to. There now exist the State Street Art Fair, the Street Art Fair, and the Summer Arts Festival (formerly the Free Arts Festival). RUMOR HAS it that the State Street Art Fair is the fair of choice. The com- peting (if I may tse the vulgar word) artists were all invited by a committee, and it promises to be a regular white- tie-and-tails affair. The Street Art Fair, on the other hand, which by State Street standards must be rather low and common, should be an interesting show. It is there that I first saw some marvelous line drawings (pity I didn't find the name of the artist and couldn't afford his work). Clearly I must also attend this one, if only to show off my less formal attire. Then there is the Summer Arts Fes- tival. Equally good sources tell me that one has to be either a Guild member or a University student to qualify for this showing. Meaning that this may well be the most experimental of the three. Once again, how do you choose? Well, each has its own kind of style. But I never go to these things with more than the barest discernible ambition. I let things pass over me, drifting by, until I spot Art. IT REMINDS ME of the time I hap- pened, by pure chance, to pick up ' an arts festival in Paris. That was a couple of years back. In any case, we had decided to walk, rather than ride the Metro to Montmartre that day, and were rather exhausted by the time we'd made our way to the base of Sacre- Coeur. Believe me, faced with that length of stairway, we had absolutely no desire to climb to the top. "Oh, hang Liautrec," I said, and that was to be that. My companion (my brother, in fact) was somewhat m o r e determined than I, seeing as how he knew his artis- tic spectrum needed greatly to be broad- ened. Ie insisted that we ride the funi- cular to the top, which we did. We did a bit of streetwalking once we hit the top of the hill, saw some breath- taking views of Paris (such as it was, covered in fog) fron various vistas, the tyre of sites which in the States would have had souvenir stands and been labeled "scenic lookouts." Then we turn- ed the corner, into the Place de Artistes, or somesuch. Quelle shock. NO, THIS was not my first arts fes- tival, and I did know what goes on at such affairs, but after all, this was Paris. The city of Offenbach. Can-can girls. Cole Porter. For God's sake! To reduce pain and humiliation to a whimper, I saw orange-yellow kittens, horrible abstracts (mass-produced) and views of The Empire State Building at Night, all done with an abundance of acrylic. Globs of the stuff had dried all over the canvas, to give it that "tres naturel" look. It failed. I took one horrified look at my brother, he cast an eager glance at me. "Is this Art? Have we found Art?" No, I pa- tiently tell him, this isn't Art. A look of hurt and shame crosses his open face. "But this is the city of Art!" he says reproachfully. What can I tell hiiu? Life is rough. We go out and find the most marvelous little sidewalk cafe and have lunch. He orders egg salad. Well, so much for Montmartre. THIS DIDN'T stop me from searching for Art, though. Not that I ever did so terribly actively, for that would have been demeaning. No, that's not it either. Let's just say that it's like the watched pot that never boils. Art must beckon winsomely. Still, that surprassed the time I was in Verona, and, surprise, they were hav- ing an art fair. It was being held in the marketplace. I don't remember who I was with, I just remember the traumat- ic scene that ensued. There had been tables and tables of this made-in-Japan stuff, and finally, a stall where all the work was of the highest imaginable qual- ity. Naturally I gravitated oiver there. As I recall, I hadI two or three compan- ions, and we spread ourselves the length of the marketplIce. (As a matter of fact, I lost track of two of them, who wander- ered off to find Juliet's house, and found it, balcony intact, towering over a court- yard in which a souvenir stand s o 1 d quarto copies of Romeo and Juliet and miniature Leaning Towers of Pisa.) I fingered some of the merchandise with a mixture of apprehension and ac- quisitiveness. I then proceeded to check the thing over for a price tag. (What? No price tag? 'You have to bargain with them, dear," said my lissome comspan- ion. "Just like the Arabs.") Okay. So I tried English, and the wo- msan running the stand didn't understand a word I said. My companion squeezed my arm. "Try French," site whispered. With the barest hint of a giggle, I trot- ted out my faculous command of French. The woman spoke to me in flawless French, "Je lie comprends pas Fran- cais!" I turned to of' smarty on my right and said, "Nok what?" "Try Ger- mlan," she urged. I asked the woman in my spotty e«r- man, about the price. The woman drewk herself up to an absolutely coCsmnding stature, and in the clearest Germoan, she said, "I do not deal with the G-rmans!" And that was that. So, with my resounding sucessess in art fairs in foreign climes, I mst resort to domestic festivals and the like if I am to get anyhwere at all. Lets' see .I'll hit the State Street Fair on the 21st, the Summer Arts Festival, the 22nd, the Street Art Faii the 23rd . . . 11 Jill 111 ,_-- R7' E ,yr IGr'. ",. f Al DAY S e LD A Generous Group of LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS G ; WHITES and COLORS SPECIAL GROUPS of /2 1 CIRCLE YOUR CALENDAR JULY 21-22-23-24 WED., THUR, FRI. 8 A.M.-9:00 P.M. SAT. 8:30 A.M.-5:30 P.M. 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