Page Ten THE MfCHIGAN DAILY Saturday, June 12, 1976 PageTen HE MC-IGN DALY aturay, une 2,..,.E Hot air balloons: The heavenly uprising uicini'd 5rm o'a a on up. And there are only so,, e 7, balloons flying today. This is not to mention the spsrt's notoriety for weeding out its 1000 or so participants thiough natural selection of a sort - survival of the fittest or rather survival of the well- tra'ned. "We (the sport of bal- looni~ig) have probably killed teu per cent of them (the 1000 flyerv) in he las six years," said Jeff whose experise has helped his career progress with- out incident. He blames the majoritv of deaths on piloting errors born of poor training. Most of the unfortunates are victims of collissions with pow- er lineF. So as Jeff prepared for descent I inconspicuously looked for those insidious black wires and found none in sight. I relaxed and surveyed the Chelsea landscape as we dip- ped bel w the sun. The wind, however, had pick- ed up a knot or two and at- though I couldn't detect the change myself, the balloon grew sempermental. Ordinar- ily, when approaching a land- ing in a breeze, the pilot could rip a patch from the balloon, releasing some air to ease the impact upon touchdown. But once the task is done there's no ascending, without running through the whole exhausting inflation routine again. Since Jeff was supposed to take Steve up next, he had to issue me an ultimatum: His ride o- my smooth landing. In order ftr my friend to experi- ence this once-in-a-lifetime of- fer, the balloon would have to be left entirely inflated and we world have to risk a rough landing, which meant I would have to grow a set of shock ab- sorbers fast. I took a look at my in-tact limbs for what I imagined would be the last time and said, "Tell me what to do." - A poor selection of final words, I thought in passing. I mim admit, though, taking the pessiwmsstic attitude was more exciting. F1 L L 0 W I N G INSTRUC- TIONS, I kneeled down in the bottom of the wicker bas- ket and tried in vein to get cor Portable. Sitting on a bed of nails might have been an im- pro-ement. With one hand I grasped the rope handle close to the floor until my knuckles turn, i-white and with the other I clutched a tape recorder, wondering how much it cost as I anticipated returning it to its owner in an armload of tiny pieces. What worried me more however, was the vision of illy parents having me returned in an armload of tiny pieces, Ticougi', the gaps in the bus ket I watched our approch and a corn field never los unappetizing. Y'You okay down there?" lf yelled from his command sss "Yes!" I yelled and ever nerve in my body yelled no "Coo," I heard hins "No' we're going to hi arornd a little so hold on." T SHOULD HAVE known tie - "bounce" was simply a e phersismn for "crash" bect:ss, no bounce ever had less revl ence. We crunched dow' s stat corn, dragged for ;se+ on'd, rebounded and case sack for another hit. Again and aga we fell on every side, evr corner of the basket and I ca caled around the bIt us the container like mseat c blender. We f. 'ially slid to a tes halt and I peeked tp isve' leather rim of the basket t" our saviors (human ane ,v once again) prancing to tw scere over barbed wire fece, and shi'ihigh crops. My nds ture was over but dreams I the next had only begun. FAA releases Concord noise report Jeff Vna stein "The Christian Non-Church Movement in Japan." a presentation and discussion led by RAY HOMMES and RICH SYTSMA, missionaries from Japan. SUNDAY CAMPUS CHAPEL 6 P.M. 1236 Washtenow Ct. WASHINGTON P}') - The con- troversial Concorde supersonic jetliner produced takeoff noise levels in its first week of oper- ation that ranged from slightly' less than the loudest convention- al jet in use to more than twice as loud, the Federal Aviation Administration said yesterday. The aircraft produced noise levels on landing that ranged from half as loud as the loudest conventional jet to about 200 per cent louder, the agency said. THE AGENCY noted the data collected at Dulles International Airport outside Washington were so limited that no conclusions could be accurately drawn. It SUNDAY & MONDAY MAl You Can Eat" FRIED CHICKEN includes unlimited trips to our famous salad bar, choice of potato or vegetable and loaves of hot home baked bread. ADULTS.... 3.44 CHILDREN (under 12).J.95 Served Sunday Noon 'T1l 8 P.M.-Monday 5 P.M.-11 P.M. (Deitank at the Holiday Inn West 2900 JACKSON RD. 665-4444 plans to continue monitoring the aircraft and will release a re- port each month on its findings. However, it noted the noise was close to the levels predicted by Transportation Secretary Willim Coleman when he agreed to let the British-French plane fly into two U.E. airports for up to 16 months. Service to the second airport - New York's Kennedy Airport -has not yet started, THE FAA released its first detailed study of Concorde noise levels shortly after FAA Ad- ministrator John McLucas told Fairfax County, Va., officials that the agency would not com- ply with a county noise ordin- ance that would ban the Con- corde from landing at Dulles, partially located in the county. McLucas told Fairfax that the copnty's new noise regulation had no efect on the federal gov- ernment's decision to allow Con- corde operations at Dulles. The FAA decision cleared the way for Fairfax County to file suit against the federal govern- ment. The county originally had threatened to bring charges against Air France and British Airways for viiolating the coun- ty noise ordinance but decided last week to sue the government if it refused to drop its approv- al of Concorde operations at Dulles. The FAA said it received 47 complaints and 11 favorable comments about Concorde noise in the first week of operatiu from residents of the area Twenty of the complaints came on the two days the planes made their inaugural landings a n d takeoffs at Dulles. MET EXHIBIT NEW YORK VP)-"The World of Franklin and Jefferson" is now on view at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York--in exhibition form. The show con- sists of a selection of artifacts, paintings, manuscripts and pho- tographs illustrating 130 years of American history, 1700-1830. The exhibition was designed by the Office of Charlesand Ray Eames with the cooperation of the Metropolitan Museum for the American Revolution Bicen- tennial Administration, through a grant from IBM Corp. During 1975 the American Bi centennial was inaugurated 'a Europe with showings of this exhibition in Paris, Warsaw and London. This premiere showing in the United States will be at the Metropolitian Museum until May 2. The exhibition will sub- sequently be seen at the Art In- stitute of Chicago and the lOs Angeles County Museum of Art PORTRAITS ACQUIRED NEW ORLEANS IP)-Two por- traits by early American artist Gilbert S t u a r t have been acquired by the New Orleans Museum of Art. The museum said the portraits were "Major Peter Fort" ald "Mrs. George Williams." RC SUMMER THEATER presents "THE NORTH BEACH GANG"' Tuesday, Jume 8 - Sumday, June 1 8:00 P.M. Friday and Saturday evening 1:00 and 10:30 P.M. EAST QUAD AUDITORIUM $1.25 ESTHA-ETAO