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DRUMMER WANTED-roup of in-
termediate jazz musicians interested
in jamming on a regular basis for
fun and progress. Call Lenny, 995-
9805, Leigh 994-1104. 06F29
I SHOULD LIKE to meet an intel-
ligent, cultivated woman who likes
sherry, non-trivial conversation, ear-
ly music and possibly, Thomas Car-
lyle's prose, who bathes regularly,
wears shoes, and avoids using such
expressions as "outta sight," "For
sure" and "like-ya know?"; who re-
gards psychodynamic theories as
tiresome drivel; whose hobbies do
not include smoking dope, playing
frisbee, or collecting social dis-
eases; and finally, who is not ter-
ribly worried about the fact that
Red Dye No. 3 causes hemmorids
in lobsters. Call 769-1293. 01FS28
'WO WOMEN camping from Ore-
gon to Michigan in August arer
looking for a fun-loving and fairly
straight woman to join us. 995-4528.
PREGNANT? Need help? Call Prob-
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LUNCH at Canterbury House, 12
noon to 2 p.m. CHANGE: Monday-
Friday in May. In June on THURS-
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24. We provide the place and bev-
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CLASSICAL and Steel Guitars, New
and used. 665-7348, 429-9241. eFtc
OPEN TILL 1 A.M. Union bowling,
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MESSAGES FROM THE MANAGER
FANTASTICI I'm actually getting
responses, I must say it's gratifying
. . . and fun, too. Thanks folks.
Well, I got a few suggestions, re-
quests and propositions again. May-
be I'll take up a bit of each one!
One request was to add another
"program" to the never-ending list
of award shows, but it is apt for
The Daily. It was suggested that we
give awards to the people who place
personals, such as copies of "How
to Pick Up Girls" etc. Moving right
along, another friend of the clasl-
fieds wants me to name Worcester,
Mass. the Happiness Capitol of the
World, well, Why Not? I was told
by another writer that my column
was the bright spot in the paper.
Please keep it quiet, I don't want
to get fired. Finally, as to the
query for the bright dancing spot
in Ann Arbor, how about The Gl-
den Falcon? Keep writing every-
body, I really love it.
Debbie c/o Box 21
RECENTLY arrived, viiting faculty
member, 30, desires female compn-
ion. Tall, Blonde. Leave msa.ge
Sex 3. 689525
WCC STUDENT seeks dating with
songenal U of M girls. Phone Lous
at 482-5543. 34F529
MORE OR LESS intermediate tennis
player looking for someone to give
her lessens. Ca1 Amy at 605-7941
afiere 6p.m. 94526
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Through B e h a vi or Modification.
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HEART CENTER SCHOOL OF AS-
TROLOGY. Instructors: Michael and
Margaret Eriewine. Teaching since
1967. Classes, Natal Charts, Retail
Textbooks, Readings, Certification
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at Coliseum, 5th at Hill. 09F622
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ax Doars Don't Grow onTrees...
Neither does the money needed to run our
country. It takes taxes for federal, state
and local governments to provide the
essential programs Americans expect.
Like education, hospitals, sanitation, law
enforcement, highways, parks. And
business supplies an important part of
these tax dollars.
In 1974, the federal government collected
more than $291 billion in tax revenues.
Of this, business paid about $115 billion-
almost 40%. State and local governments
got even more from business. Of their
revenues, a whopping 60% came from
business... a total of over $125 billion.
But these billions collected directly are
only part of the tax story. The salaries that
business pays employees are taxed. The
dividends business pays shareholders
are taxed. For example, at Allied Chemical
in 1974, while we paid out as a corporation
more than $120 million in taxes, our
32,000 employees and 73,000 stockholders
were taxed many additional millions on
When a corporation earns profits, it can
plow back more money into job-producing
expansions by building factories, mod-
ernizing older facilities and developing
new products. These generate even more
wages and tax revenues, and everyone
profits. Yet, in a period when profits are
more important than ever, they are far
A recent survey showed Americans think
the average manufacturing corporation
makes more than 30 cents profit on every
sales dollar. In fact, the average in 1975
was less than 5 cents.
Shrinking corporate profits mean a slow-
down in business activity. With fewer
profits, wages and dividends to tax, many
of the good things in life that we take
for granted may disappear.
It's going to take a lot more than wishing
for a money tree td keep our country
WhereProfits AreFor People
It you'd like to learn more about Allied chemical and how
we're putting profits to work, please write to P.O. Box 2245R.
Morristown, New Jersey 07960,
0 19E Allied Chemical Corporation