Pooe Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, July 30, 1977 Amtrak: Tales of the rails By LANI JORDAN IF YOU'RE IMPATIENT, don't take the train. By rail, my trip is long and inevitably made taner by uapredic able delays and predictable inelficiencies on the part of Amtrak. The hairs drag by; sometimes it seems you've been on the train since time beg'in and wil grow old and die in your seat without ever reaching your destination. But despi'e the delavs, the endlessness of it, the sleeping cramped in a seat wearing the same grimy clothes for three days, the train is the ideal mode of trans- portation for inexpensive, "get close to the good al' U.S.A." travel. Most of my friends thought I was out of my mind when I decided to make the 2500-mile trek to California by Amtrak. "Why don't you fly? The train trip is so long," they said. A number of regular Ann Arbor-Chica- go Amtrakers warned how tedious even tray in front of each cramped seat. These short runs feature the Amcafe, serving both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, sandwiches and other snack-bar fare. Contrary to what I'd been told, the prices were not exhorbitant-as long as I didn't make a habit of buying every meal. AS I SAT in Chicago's Union Station with its numerous shops and televised schedules, appearing more like an air- port terminal than my idea of an aging stone train depot, I wondered if I'd made a mistake. Eight hours to Kansas City and then 34 more to Barstow, I'd never survive! But as I walked out the loading gate to the "Lone Star" and boarded the Hi-Rise car which would take me to Kansas City, I instantly changed my mind. Instead of the small, cramped seats and impersonal atmosphere of the "St. Clair" which had brought me from Ann Arbor to the Windy City, I was greeted by a friendly steward who helped me with my luggage and di- rected me up the winding staircase to These two obviously knew more about trains than the average passenger. Each time we passed through a small town my ears were bombarded with railroad terms, train anecdotes and lots of laugh- ing. "WHO ARE TIIESE TWO?" I thought. They are really strange. Finally, when I couldn't stand it any more, I made some innane comment to one of them-just to get the conversation started, you know. Two train engineers from Ohio taking the train to Houston where they would at- tend a model train convention. It was unreal. From Joplin, Illinois to Kansas City- six hours--we talked about trains, engi- neering and everything to do with trains. "Amtrak isn't making any money be- cause people are in too much of a hurry," said Don Stull of Cleveland. "and if you'- re in' a hurry to get somewhere, you don't take the train." His travelling companion, Don Spiedel of Lorain, Ohio, explained that the rea- son rail service is so poor in the east is that when Penn Central went bankrupt they let the tracks deteriorate leaving them in barely usable condition. TRAIN TRAVEL has a special quality -hometowniness. After spending more than two days on a train, with the same group of people surrounding you most of the time, I began to feel I was living in a little community on rails. For the most part, I found train travellers much friendlier than those on planes, where you're hardly in the air and you're there, and of a much better caliber than many of the people I've met on buses. 'It didn't seem to matter what train I was on or if I tried to keep to myself, within an hour after boarding I became part of a 'group' and spent much of my time with the group for the entire trip.' We would eat together, play cards, walk from the front of the train to the back and back again (a very long, energy- consuming process) and just sit in the club car talking and looking out the win- dow. In 24 hours of nothing to do but sit or just a paper chase? the entire train to prove that, yes, all the other cars are exactly like the one we are riding in.) It was tons of fun, the whole trip was coming off without a hitch and I was having a great time-almost. Every trip must have its unfortunate moment, I suppose. I wouldn't want to be deprived. Somewhere in Colorado a man in his mid-twenties boarded the train and chose the two seats across the aisle from me. The instant he sat down, I wished he hadn't. "HI SWEETIE, where are you going?" he asked me less than two seconds after taking his seat. "Got any dope?" "California and no," I stuck my nose back into my book, Five minutes later I looked up and my 'friend' across the aisle had placed his shirt over my lap, unzipped his pants, and was physically entertaining himself. I averted my eyes, inched closer to the window and tried to read. "Should I call the , conductor?" I thought. I was not horrified, only furious. How dare this creep make me feel like a prisoner in my own seat! Then again, if I called the conductor it would turn in- that short trip was. "I don't know how you'll stand it all the way to the west coast," one helpful person said. UNDAUNTED, .I PURCHASED Am- trak's U.S.A. Railpass and planned out a route which would take me to Chicago, Kansas City, Barstow, California; San Bernardino, Los Angeles, San Diego and back again. For $365, 1 got 21 days of unlimited tra- vel. Amtrak also offers its U.S.A. Rail- pass for 14 days (at $250) and 30 days (at $450). During the winter season--Oc- tober 15 to May 15-cost of a Railpass is even lower but even with the higher price buying a Railpass saved me almost $75. Theoretically, a Railpass can save a tra- veller even more-if he opts to do nothing but ride trains for the entire 21-day per- iod. In spite of the thought of 34 hours on a train (the Kansas City to Barstow part of my trip), I looked forward to it. It had been years since j'd been across country any other way except by plane. And even my last trip by car had been when I was too young to appreciate what I was seeing. UNFORTUNATELY, the trip from Ann Arbor to Chicago almost took the wind out of my sails. The train was nearly a half hour late arriving in Ann Arbor and by the time we reached Chicago we were more than an hour and a half late. This was nothing unusual for that particular route, I was told, the trains always ran late. Normally the trip takes five hours, but at times we crawled along so slowly I was certain I could walk to Chicago faster, The trains which run between Detroit and Chicago are commuter trains with interiors resembling those of most air- planes, right down to -the collapsible the second level of the double-decker car. Hi-Rise coaches, I was later told by an engineer, are a novelty limited to the wide open spaces of the western routes. The two-story cars are too tall to pass be- neath the low wires and bridges in the east and thus are seen only west of the Mississippi. THE INTERIOR of a Hi-Rise coach is spacious and pleasant. The lower-level features a number of shelves for on- board luggage (in contrast to the incon- venient overhead racks of commuter coaches), two restrooms with attached lounges rather than the Porta-John like cubicles on most trains and a sleeping and talk, you c room for the car's steward, who sees to people. the comfort of his passengers throughout THE PEOPI the 44 hours from Chicago to Los Ange- and most inte les. . Better than e On the upper level, roomy reclining table in the din seats with a pull-up bottom portion made the Mississippi an almost flat, comfortable bed-particu- ing through a larly since 1 had a double seat to myself Colorado ande the entire trip. Passengers in these an electrical s1 coacles also are provided with pillows, sas prairie. Th There are, of course, sleeping cars and engineers, Dav compartments available for a higher to New York C fare (Railpass holders may pay the dif- nia, who shari ference between a normal ticket and the wine with me room price and be accommodates in one all the kids in of the tiny cubicles). fect.), the 26- AS THE LONE STAR pulled out of Chi- man who told cago and crawled through the train yard, plete with hitc I saw the two men across the aisle in- analysis, black tently peering out their window making -immensely b comments on each and every engine, I picked up in coach and boxcar we passed. Or Kris, the "Boy, you sure don't see those any kids, including more," one excited voice said. threw a couple "I haven't seen one of those in years," window when the other voice added. "They stopped pretzels, andC running them years ago." club car. (Twc I continued to eavesdrop, fascinated. not be comfort. irday iazine an really learn a lot about LE were great, the best resting part of the trip. sting at a linen covered ing car as we passed over 4 River, better than pass- two-mile long tunnel in even better than watching torm on the table-flat Kan- ere were, besides the two ve and Wayne on their way City from Berkley, Califor- ed a goatskin bag full of (and passed out balloons to our car for that circus ef- year-old Los Angeles wo- me her life story-com- hiking, marriage, divorce, eyes, lovers and ex-lovers etter than the cheap novel Chicago! young mother with five a baby-who just about e of her offspring out the they spilled Dominoes, Coke across a table in the o of her little boys would ed until I led them through to a scene. I didn't call the conductor. I tried looking out the window but his grinning reflection leered at me. "I can't take this," I thought, got up and went to the club car to get a drink. WHEN I RETURNED he was asleep. Relief.. . but not for long. Soon he woke up and began the instant replay. I promptly ,went to the dining car. When I returned he was gone. Other than that "little incident," the trip was nearly perfect. If you've got the time, the train is the way to go. Even if you don't think you have time, try it. It only takes a little reworking of your tra- vel-attitudes and the trip itself becomes a mini-vacation. Keep busy. It does no good to sit "with your eyes glued to your watch-"only 27 more hours until I get there." Sleep. Read. Write. Stare out the window at the empty river beds of Arizona. Hang out in the club car. It's great . . . a party on wheels. I'd do it again, and I will do it again . except not to Chicago. The train back to Ann Arbor was 45 minutes late. Lani Jordan is a Daily Night Editor