Tuesday, July 12, 1977 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Five Tuesday, July 12, 1977 [HE MICHI(~AN DAILY Page Five Gaudied Gotham By DAVID KEEPS NEW YORK'S ZIEGFIELD THEATRE, one of the classiest links in the Walter Reade movie chain, houses a display of its namesake's flossy, bygone glories-oddments of a more lavish day in threate, but cur- iously appropriate when, in mid June, it served as the backdrop for the exclusive, world-premiere, sneak preview of Scorcese's New York, New York. For both the theatre and the "event" it housed, at a shameless $4.50 a throw, mer- cilessly pointed out the fact that cinematic subtlety and sophistication have long since died, replaced by an almost cannibalistic desire to wallow in long-lost glamour and nostalgia as a form of entertainment. Of late, this tactic has proved to be a financial godsend, with droves of filmgoers flocking to see such epics of non-originality as the third remake of A Star Is Born, and the quintessentially 40s fight film, souped- up for the seventies as Rocky. The latest, and arguably most critically acclaimed, contributor to the celluloid slag heap, is Martin Scorcese, who earlier tri- umphed with the brilliant Taxi Driver, star- ring Robert De Niro. NEW YORK, NEW YORK, also stars De Niro in a thankless role that seemed to have been written with the express idea that the pretentious and fabricated jive, wiseass jazzman that he portrays should grow on one like a bad rash. De Niro, ever capable of fascinating emo- tional range-finding, fails in his outsized attempts to bring his character in the realm of Scorcese's pretentious panache of the 40's. And only his expansive garrulous- ness can sustain his characterization, which is strained at best. What passes for the plot in this insipid melodramtic musical is, ostensibly, the fa- miliar boy-meets-girl story, that better and more versatile performers including Gene Kelly, Judy Garland, Alice Faye, and even Barbra Streisand have turned into passable entertainment. NO SUCH LUCK with the peculiar pairing of De Niro and Liza Minnelli, whose love- hate relationship in the film is so boring, inconsequential and aggravating to watch that it fully resembles real life .in a way that has never been captured on the screen. All in a day's work for Scorcese, who is able to evoke these qualities effectively and chillingly. But when placed against the gaudy sets and lurid technicolor backdrops; not to mention the inane chatter of the two principals, his achievements in New York, New York waffle between unamusing, in- artistic pastiche and Warholian absurdity in the 40s costume. To match the story's tepidity, the musical Sandor Scores By GERARD PAPE GYORGY SANDOR is a su- perb pianist, one who combines passion and precision in his playing. Sandor, who played Rackham Auditorium last Thursday, is head of the U-M piano perform- ance doctoral program. His pro- gram incltdid Bach's Organ Choral Prelude in G minor and Tocata and Fugtie in D Minor, as well as Schuniann's Fantasy in C major. The concert opener, the Or- gan Choral Prelude, featured Sandor playing this baroque piece with warmth, giving it an almost Romantic fervor. Bach's Tocata and Fugue were played in precise fashion with each contrapuntal line clearly. de- lineated. Sandor's transcription of this organ work made for a pianistically satisfying and emo- tionally involving experience, all through this extremely fast piece, his amazing virtuosity was evident. S C H U M A N N ' S Fan- tasy in C was played by San- dor with wild contrast, schizo- phrenic mood changes, and tor- See U-M, Page 6 sequences, extended beyond average toler- ance in Minnelli's case, remain largely un- distinguished (the screeching sax, though excellent, was dubbed), excepting Laszlo Kovac's sterling cinematography. The high- lights, actually, were stolen by Mary Kay Place's (Loretta H a g g e r s, remember?) comic and touching portrayal of an off-key kewpie doll, and Diane Abbott's sultry num- her in a Harlem club, both of which come too late and don't last long enough. Offstage, the two lovers continue unabash- edly to write their biggest hit, entitled-you guessed it-"New York, New York" the big finale everyone's been waiting for, which comes and goes like the entire film without lodging owe familiar note in the memory. M7 be e By NINA SHISHKOFF "SHIELDS AND YARNELL," the commercials pro- claim, is "the bright new sum- mer smash!" The words "bright new sum- mer smash", when applied to a summer replacement series, always puzzles me. Just who came up with that rave-up, par- ticularly when the commercials appeared before the show's premiere? Robert Shields and Lorene Yarnell are a young mime cou- ple who resemble a married Donny and Marie Osmund, and, more than that, resemble each other. They were formerly street performers in California and frequent Johnny Carson guests until they were "dis- covered" and given their own series on CBS' Monday night line-up, occupying the 8:30 slot. The show consists of singing, dancing, comedy, and mime, but its most important ingredi- ent seems to be "cute". From their toes to the top of their page-boy bobs, Shields and Yarnell personify cuteness. At the start of each show, they come out for the traditional op- ening monologue that aptly dis- plays their happy - married- ness. At the end, they snuggle up in bed with a Teddy bear. In their first show, Shields sang a love song, and wife Yarnell, heaven help us, cried with joy. Shields is a singer of the John Davidson School; meaning his voice is operable, but no more. Yarnell is a fairly talented, or, at least, energetic dancer. As for the comedy, Shields See TV, Page 6 BILLIARDS and BOWLING at Reduced Rates Weds 11 a.m -6 p.m alt the UNION HOUSING DIVISION FOR 1977-78 ACADEMIC YEAR POSSIBLE POSITION OPENING FOR A GRADUATE STUDENT TEACHING ASSISTANT IN THE PILOT PROGRAM ALICE LLOYD HALL The Pilot Program, an innovative li, inq-learninq center for freshpersons and sophomores, sponsored iointly by LS&A and Housing may have a Graduate Student Teaching Assistant position open. Graduate Student Teachinq Assistants teach courses of their own design and have corridor counseling duties. The courses should be within the liberal arts traditions and have contemporary social, political, cultural or ethical implications. 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