cinemQ weekend Pick of the week: The Producers Camnpus- Blazing Saddles fans, :ake heart: Mel Brooks's best film arrives in town this weekend. Producers, which won an Acad- emy Award for best original screenplay, has to be the fun- niest screen comedy of the last ten years. Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder star as, respectively, a flurkie Broadway producer and a hack accountant. Quite by accident they discover that, thanks to tax loopholes, a producer could make more money from a show that flops than from a hit. Thus begins the strange saga of Bialistock and 3bl-m, the first producers in show bustiess history out to stage 'h2 world's worst play. Their cuoice: "Springtime for Hitl-!r: A Romp with Eva and the wuhrer." The hilarious musi::al sequence which opens the "Springtime" show is alone worth the price of admission. -David Blomquist Mame Michigan I'll readily admit that I have a soft spot in my heart for this Jerry Herman show - I play- ed little Patrick Dennis, t h e young boy that dear Auntie Mame molds into a man, as an amateur child actor some ten years ago. Perhaps that is why I was so disappointed with this movie version of the original musical. Lucile Ball plays Maine, and no doubt that was mistake num- ber one. Lucy, at age 60 plus, is still one of the greatest comic actresses, but Mame she simply is not. All the sequined gowns, $11 million sets, and diffusion filters in the world can't cover up the simple truth - Lucy just isn't 40 any longer. Beatrice Arthur, the peppy lady who gives zest to the part of Maude on television, provides the only bright note in this oth- erwise dismal movie. Unfortun- ately, her time on screen is all too short. -David Blomquist Jeremy The Movies, Briarwood Writer-director Arthur Bar- ron had a nice idea for this film, but it simply didn't work out. He wanted to tell the story of, as the ads put it, "a young first love." Unfortunately, he got tangled up in so many cliches that the picture comes off more like some weird tarody than a serious romantic picture. All of the traditional Holly- wood devices are here: the nag- ging parents who can't stand rock music, the nosy best friend, the elderly, father-like teacher, et ala ad absurdum. Not only that, but Barron even manages to slip in a PG sex scene and a pseudo-unhap- py ending that had this reviewer rolling in the aisles (you try and figure out how it all supposedly fits in logically). About the only good part of this picture is that it's in town just to fill the bottom half of a donble bill with Where T h e Lillies Bloom. Go see that pic- ture, if you want, but for heav- en's sake leave during the in- termission *-David Blomquist Paramount's Oscar duo "Save the Tiger" and "Paper Moon" The Movies, Briarwood Paramount Pictures - y o u may know them better as "the Godfather company" - brings two of its 1974 Oscar winners to Briarwood this weekend to start a summer double feature run. Tiger is an interesting film from John G. Avildren (best known for his 1968 Joe). Avild- ren attempts here to put togeth- er a film with Joe's horrifying impact, but becomes mired in the quicksand of sentimentality along the way and ends up with a rather mediocre product. Jack Lemmon - the Academy Award winner - portrays Har- ry Stoner, a Los Angeles gar- ment manufacturer ("Capri Casuels") hard pressed to keep up a wealthy image in the midst of hard times. Pushed up against a financial wall, Harry devises a brilliant plan - why not hire an arsonist, burn Capri's factory down, and collect the insurance? (No won- der my insurance agent calls this film more gruesome than The Exorcist.) Paper Moon is a fine although somewhat erratic quasi-period piece from Peter Bogdanovich (Last Picture Show, What's Up, Doc?). Bogdanovich likes to im- be showing a special triple decker of vintage Hitchcock in MLB at 7:30 and 9:30, and Cin- ema II will be presenting Things to Come in Aud. A, also at 7:30 and 9:30. Judy Garland comes to town Saturday night in her greatest role - A Star Is Born, courtesy Cinema Guild, at Architecture Aud. at 7:30 and 9:30. Michigan Daily Arts itate old Hollywood styles (that is why Paper Moon is in black- and-white), but here does so with only limited success. When this film is good, it's very good; when it corny, however, it drags on relentlessly. Ryan O'Neal portrays Moses Pray, a very small-time con man who comes to a small Kan- sas town to pay last respects to an old flame - but finds by graveside Addie, a shrewish lit- tle 9-year-old (played by Oscar winner Tatum O'Neal, Ryan's daughter). who just might be his illegitimate child. Forced by circumstance to give Addie a life to Missouri, Pray thinks that the con game racket is over for a while - until he discovers that the cig- arette-smoking Addie is better at the trade than he is, Even though both pictures have flaws, both are certainly better-than-average fare - and a pleasant way to spend an otherwise dull summer evening. -David Blomquist Not to mention . . Friday night, the Tati series winds up with Mr. Hulot's Holi- day, a Cinema Guild production at 7:30 and 9:30 in Architecture And. Friends of Newsreel will Three Musketeers Fifth Forum When we last saw director Richard Lester some five years ago, he was quickly fading out of the film scene with a series of British pseudo - surrealistic lmovies after experiencing a brief success as the directat of the Beatles' pictures, He had stepped out of this a r e a of strength - comedy - and the lackluster nature of his films showed it. Then last year the f o r in e r Philadelphia TV writer who left in the early '50s for ; ngland and the Goon S h o w managed to drum up financial support from producer Ilya Salkind and some Panamanian interests for another Richard Lester comedy. The product, The Three Mus- keteers, is hilarious. Lester hasn't ironed out all of the problems that plagued tim in his Hard Day's Night era - Musketeers is plagued by some slow pacing in a few places. But his subtle, witty to'ss.'es are just magnificent. Michael York stars as D'Ar- tagnan, the apprentice Muske- teer, and turns in a fine per- formance. Simon Ward, !Zaquel Welch, and Geraldine C'naplin round out the cast (and by the way Raquel can act). -David Blomquist Thunderbolt and Lightfoot The Movies, Briarwood Just what we all needed to get through the summer - an- other dull, predictable, and to- t a l l y absurd police - bad guys melodrama. Breaking windshields, fish fights, pulp- novel - quality dialogue, a n d wailing sirens abound in t h i latest in a string of complete- ly forgettable nothings from United Artists. Clint Eastwood and J a f f Bridges head up the cast, but who really cares? After all, how watchable can a police film be when the plot calls for te bank robbers to use a cannon to break into the vaults? --David Blomnqist What's Up, Doc? Peter Bogdanovich takes no chances when it comes to mak- ing a comedy. The ingredients for his slap-happy and slightly hysterical What's Up Doc? in- clude filming a partial remake of Howard Hawe's screwball Bringing Up Baby (1938), en- listing the penmanship talents of not only Buck Henry (who did the screenplay for Mike Ni- chols's smash The Graduate) but David Newman and Robert Benton as well (they wrote Arthur Penn's cenebrated Bon- nie and Clyde), and finally, as- sembling a cast with spectacu- lar stars like Barbra Striesand, Ryan O'Neal, Madeline Kahn, and Kenneth Mars. Having realized what appears to be the ultimate -n comedy production, Bogdanovich t h e n hired every out-of-work Holly- wood stuntman he could find to make his dream come true. What's Up Doc? may not be very funny, but it at least brings meaning to the w o r d zany again. Many feel Striesand and O'Neal are mere puppats and hinder the film. Believe me - nothing could hinder What's Up, Doc?" -Michael W;son Cranbrook to hold fllmmaking class By LOUIS MELDMAN Special to The Daily BLOOMFIELD HILLS - Final pre- parations are underway at Kingswood School here for what promises to be one of the most exciting local film events of the year. From June 23 to July 6, Kingswood and co-sponsor Michigan State University will host a unique mo- tion picture seminar. Several notable filmmakers will be lecturing and working with seminar stu- dents. Under their guidance, each stu- dent will produce two films - one each in both 8mm and 16mm formats, According to project director John Geohegan, the seminar will attempt to present every aspect of the movie media, from photography to editing to artistic critique. "We are hoping to have several people from the Ann Arbor community, espec- ially because of its sophisticated invol- vement in the making and viewing of film," Geohegan says. A few openings remain for the two week course, which is worth six grad- uate credits. The course fee, including meals, is $320. Geohegan and Associate Director Bill Moran have prepared the seminar's sch- edule so that any prospective filmmak- er - regardless of his relative ability - can devote two weeks to nothing but film movie production and get ad much out of the experience as he or she wants to. The project appears to have excellent facilities, including a special library, individual screening rooms, and a large reserve film collection - all of which wil be at the disposal of every student, During the two week session, the en- tire Cranbrook grounds will be at the disposal of the participants, allowing them to combine study with natuoe hikes, tennis, swimming, or visits to the Insti- tute of Science (2001, anyone?) and the Art Academy Galleries. "The only problem," puns Geohagen, "is in getting enough exposure. We were given extremely generous sponsor- ship by the National Endawment for the Arts and other groups, but we didn't allocate much for adertisement purposes." All in all, the seminar sh-)oli prove to be well worth the time and money to any aspiring film maker. after all, there is no really comparable opportunity for anyone to get this concentrated an in- traduction to the fascinating world of the movies. Linda at the races Linda Lovelace, star of the porno film "Deep Throat", receives a mixture of looks from fellow racegoers while waiting with her boy friend, producer David Winters (right), for the start of the annual Royal Ascot Race yesterday in London.