'U goe, By AMY BLUMENTHAL and CALVIN LUKER IT STUDENT government, or STU- PID government? We have been in- volved with the Michigan Student As- sembly since its sudden birth in Janu- ary of 1976. Our involvement with MSA cOmpels us to write this to try to ex- plain what is, and more importantly, what is not right with student govern- ment here at the University. If you ex- pect a long winded regurgitation of pre- sent and past MSA activities, culminat- ing in a request that you support MSA with a 75 cent donation, don't waste your time reading on. This article is not writ- ten for you. It's written for those who want to understand a few basic facts about the U of M structure, and MSA's role in that structure. We initially became involved in stu- dent government because we were con- cerned about issues such as tuition, eth- nic and sexual discrimination, substand- ard education, an unresponsive univer- sity bureaucracy, and many unfulfilled promises made by the university. We needed a vehicle to channel our con- cerns into action. For us, student gov- ernment was an already established ag- ency for change. We ran for MSA, were elected, and became its President and Vice-President. We had clearly identified those areas we felt were deficient and believed that, at last, we could begin the struggle to change them. Where oth- ers had tried and failed, we believed we would be successful. Now, eight months later, we're forced to look back. What do we see? A university basically un- changed, where tuition, discrimination, constantly disintegrating educational its merry way as MIrlS quality, cumbersome unresponsive bu- reaucracy, and unfulfilled promises con- tinue to be the winners, and the students continue to be the losers. Where is the problem? In answering that question, we found that MSA, indeed student govern- ment in general, is not an agency for change. There were several reasons why we reached that conclusion. THE UNIVERSITY STRUCTURE is interesting. There are eight Regents, nine executive officers, and seventeen schools and colleges. Each school and college has a dean, several assistant deans, and numerous other officials. Each executive officer has assistants, departments with heads and assistants, and again, numerous other officials. While the Regents might have ultimate authority, most of the decisions are made by other university officials func- tioning in one capacity or another. Then, outside of and below that vast autonom- ous structure, there is a student govern- ment. Realistically, that student govern- ment exists at the pleasure of the larger structure. Recognized by that structure, it is charged with "articulating the will of the students." It also gets to provide such services as health insurance, fund- ing assistance to student organizations, and voter registration services which other universities generally provide through student services outlets rather than through student government. In the university structure, then, student gov- ernment is supposed to attract students with energy and purpose who unite to change university policies. Given the many university authorities, the added responsibilities the university really should provide; and the university's ability to generate conflict through ma- nipulation of issues, thereby draining otherwise productive ,talent, it becomes necessary to perceive student govern- ment as an instrument of cooption rath- er than an agency of change. The uni versity administration here goes un- threatened, MSA being forced to accept its half action/half program mandate. The university administration thrives, the students starve. There is more than that. The mem- bers of Michigan Student Assembly con- tribute directly to student government cooption by failing to realize they are being coopted. While the university rais- es tuition, they fight about whether MSA is malapportioned or not. While the uni- versity discriminates against people, MSA runs elections where money is spent, students smear students, and ev- eryone smears MSA. While the univer- sity lets class size rise and education- al standards fall, MSA condemns its of- ficers for trying to force the univer- sity to live up to the requirements of Title IX. While the university continues to inflate its already inflated executive ranks, MSA members play petty games to inflate some egos and deflate other egos, power tripping all the way. The university screws the students and MSA screws itself. Because it cannot grow out of the childish stage and into adult- hood, MSA continues to support the ac- tions of the university, rather than changing them. The few active, con- structive MSA members have to de- vote their time and energies to keep- ing the programs going, saving them- selves from the petty bullshit the de- structive MSA members sling, and through all that trying to keep their own spirit up so that if they find an opening they might be able to chal- lenge the university. The Daily was right in its editorial of Tuesday, Novem- ber 30th. MSA spends so much time try- ing to keep its own game together, often failing, that it just doesn't have the energy to pursue substantive issues. When MSA tries to clean its own house, to get rid of some of its dead wood, or to take a stand on an important issue, the vote is marked with absten- tions. There are those who are too weak to take a stand. MSA is its own worst enemy, and the urAversity's best friend. It always will be as long as it can't go beyond its own hassles. MSA IS NOT THE FINAL CAUSE of the university administration's success and the students' failure. The students at the U of M insist on committing suicide day by day by refusing to recog- nize either the university's wrongs or MSA's rights. The students ask the right questions, but they ask them in the wrong way and of the wrong people. The hottest issue in last spring's elec- tion, in which only nine per cent of the student body bothered to vote, was not who was going to work the hardest to get the university to change its act, but rather should the 75 cent assess- ment for student government on tuition statements be voluntary or mandatory. While the university was raising tuition another 9 per cent, continuing to price education out of the middle class range, 1,400 students were saying they didn't want to have to give' 75 cents to MSA. While over 7,000 students have said this semester that MSA wasn't worth 75 14 fght i i 0 ti cents, only six students were upset enough about their wasted tuition mon- ey to go to Lansing and march about it. They bitch about being robbed of 75 cents. What about the S500-S,900 the students pay each semester to the university? Are they getting an equal return on that investment? Unwitting- lv the students are playing into the hands of the university. They are in- stantly ready to say that MSA doesn't give what it promised. What can 75 cents buy? Yet, when MSA finally tries to do something about the tuition rip- off all students encounter every semes- ter, the students ignore it. How can MSA or any student government exist in an environment like that? MSA fights itself. The students fight MSA, their own student government. The university ad- ministration watches, waits, and passes more tuition and dorm rate increases. The one valuable service which stu- dent government should provide, outside of, recognition of and control over stu- dent organizations, is appointments to university committees. Already this term MSA has spent hundreds of dollars in ads trying to find students to "serve on these committees. These committees are the ONLY avenues students have to try to change some of the injustices at the U of M. Yet MSA has to run ads for days and days, just to get enough students to apply. We still have committee openings which are unfilled, simnly because the students are either too lazy or too apathetic to give three hours a month. How can MSA advocate for students if they won't come forward and advocate for themselves? WHO, THEN, IS THE BIGGEST con- s itsel tributor to the sorry plight of students and student government? Is it the ad- ministration, who coonts student govern- rne-t? Is it ISA. the student govern- mit whih the admiistration coopts, and who can't see that it is coopted? Is t the stdet wh, hitches about the st ient q-ernmeit that is coopted by h admiistration, vet ref"ses to do a damn thing to ston it? We can't an- swer that for von. We can say that +ll students are 1Isers. We can say that the university administration will con- tinue to win as long as the student gov- ernment fights itself, and the students stand by fanning the flames. And ev- eryone will be responsible. What about us? We've given hours and hours of time trying to bring change throngh an agency of no change. We're leaving now. We just had to tell you that as long as things continue as they have, you're all suckers, right along with us. But we have one thing going for us that you don't have. We see what's go- ing on . .. finally. We've done our best to stop it. We're lucky. We still have our committment to change. We still have some of our energy. We have numerous skills and ideas which we've picked up and held onto as we've wad- e] through all the shit. We have ideas about solutions, combined with a real- istic view of what can be done. And, although our optimism about promoting change at this University has dwindled corsiderably, the skills we've acquired will always help us in our efforts to change what we feel needs changing. Calvin Lnker and Amy Blumenthal are MSA officers. ec '0t tan af Eighty-Seven Years of Editorial Freedom 420 Maynard St., Ann Arbor, M1 48109 LETTE RS Friday, December 3, 1976 News Phone: 764-0552 semantics contest Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Amin's "divine" justification GODFmEY CAMBRIDGE suffered a heart attack and died Monday while portraying Idi Amin in a movie about the Israeli raid into Uganda's Entebbe airport last July. President Amin was yesterday quoted by Radio Uganda as saying Cambridge's death was "punishment by God." Whether or not this -is so we are unsurprised by Amin's assertion of intimate knowledge about divine justice, for if there is anybody most deserving of divine punishment, then Amin must certainly rank in the top ten. This one man's sins against hu- manity rank along with those of Adolph Hitler. And perhaps it is no coincidence that Adolph Hitler is greatly admired by Amin. Indeed, Amin's praise of Hitler have at times become so lofty that the Soviets re- cently advised him to shut up. With the Ugandan army to support him, Amin governs Uganda like the barbarians governed Rome. The Ugandan people are repeatedly sub- jected to his frequent temper tan- trums and his ruthless army. Ugan- dans are taken away by night and are- never heard from again. When college students in Uganda taunted his son, Amin ordered the army to attack their university. News of the attack leaked out and the Western news media told us of the rapes, maimings and utter cruel- ty that occurred during this attack. So next time Amin boasts about di- vine justice remember that his brain -is reportedly rotting from tertiary syphilis. And shee a tear for God- frey Cambridge, a fine actor who was taken from us in his prime. Divine justice? TODAY'S STAFF: News: Sue Ades, Eileen Daley, Patti Montemurri, Jim Tobin, Bill Turque Editorial Page: Mike Beckman, Step- hen Kursman, Jon Pansius, Tom Ste- vens Arts Page: Lois Josimovich Photo Technician: Andy Freeberg To The Daily: IN RESPONSE TO Lionel A. Biron's recent attempt at a let- ter to the editor I have only one thing to say - "Get fucked Lionel." I'll agree that it it Mr. Biron's -right to cut down the English language but why use only one example? It is this kind of one-sided thinking that brings out the true level of Mr. Biron's intelligence - none. According to you Mr. Biron, to be fucked is to lose. Where did this "fact" come from? Throughout your whole "lette " you cut down the people w.0o use the word "fuck" in different ways than the intercourse defi- nition, but you yourself then come up with this "profound" statement comparing fucking with losing. Good try. I still don't understand why you used only one example Mr. Biron. Since you seem to have a lot of concern for the word "gay" why not expound on its misuse also? Come on Lionel, give us a first-hand explanation of that word. Are homosexuals gay? You obviously prove that as not being true. Obviously you are not a student here and were one of those older people in Section 31 who sought to shoot down the spirit of us "lowly" freshpersons who don't know any better. Well Mr. Biron, speaking for this group of people I say - EAT SHIT!! (This time take it literally.), A Spirited Michigan Fan November 29 To The Daily: THE WILLIAM MONROE Trotter House proudly announc- es the First Annual Miss Black University of Michigan Page- ant. The pageant will be held January 23, 1977, at 8:00 p.m. in the Ann Arbor Inn Ball Room. To become a contestant in the pageant you must: be a registered female student of the Ann Arbor campus, under- grad or grad level; have a CPA of at least 2.0 or better; and s'ibmit an application to the Trotter House by December 10, 1976. Approximately 20 contestants will be selected to compete for the title. Two days of contest- related activities are planned. Saturday, January 22, 1977, contestants will attend a lunch- eon in their honor. That after- noon, they will meet the judges and be interviewed by them. A dinner will follow. Sunday, January 23, 1977, a cocktail party will precede the pageant. During the pageant each contestant will display her talents and five finalists will be selected. Each of them will be asked to answer an impromp- tu question. THE WINNER will be judged on the basis of her personality, black awareness (talent), poise and intellect. $600 and other prizes will be awarded to first, second and' third place winners. The winner of this pageant will represent the U of M in a state-wide college contest to be held in February 1977. Black female students are urged to apply! Here is a good opportunity to display your tal- ents, win prizes and represent your school as Miss Black Uni- versity of Michigan. Applications are available at the Trotter House, 1443 Washte- new, (763-4692). Deadline is De- cember 10, 1976. Georgia Holman Trotter House December 2 To The Daily: I AM A JAPANESE student. I ask a favor of you. As a matter of fact, I'm anxious to know a young student's full name and address. I just know his first name. His name is Dan. When I met him on the Greyhound bus last August, he told me he was eighteen years old and was sup- posed to study medicine. He has an elder sister (married) and a younger brother. I have already written to the University. The Office of the Dean told me they don't keep records of all students in pre- medical curriculum. But he ad- vised me to write to The Michi- gan Daily. Miss Akiko Baba 2-22-19 Minaminagasaki Toshimaku Tokyo, Japan Letters should be typed and limited to 400 words. The Daily reserves the right to editrletters for length and grammar. Perspective by W. L. SCHELLER .., A S THE WINTER SNOWS settle on Ann Arbor, finals loom ahead and we all face the joy of CRISP once more, we real- ize that 1976 doesn't have very much time left. This year has seen change and turmoil, praise and happiness. The United States cele- brated its 200 years anniversary, Austria its thousandth, t w o great leaders of the world's most populous nation have passed away and a man who was unknown a year ago is our President-elect. In the next three columns, the last three of 1976, I hope to look back on some different aspects of the year. One of the purposes of college is supposedly the transform- ing of a person into an intelligent being who is able to express his or herself in a civilized manner. This should be why we contend with courses in literature, humanities, rhetoric, etc. Unfortunate- ly, recent happenings in and around campus have left doubts about the state of the English language at the University. THE LANGUAGE problem here extends beyond the aspiring writers who grace our restrooms. Poor ability of a few to ex- press themselves has given way to downright poor taste, or total lack thereof, in many areas that should be striving to be the linguistic examples. One of the most recent culprits in this linguis- tic genocide has been the Michigan Daily. A highly regarded c*4 lege newspaper, the Daily felt is appropriate to display a picture of some people holding up a sign that said, "F . the Bucks". This coupled with the rather candid remarks of some people inter- viewed after the big win, showed truly atrocious taste. Surely with the' profusion of posters, signs and slogans, The Daily could have come up with a better theme for the Ohio State game. The other major area that has been linguistically lacking, make that shocking, is the political arena., Earl Butz' joke was bad enough, but I find it difficult to support the Bull . . . well you know, party in the MSA elections. Harry Truman was considered coarse by many and Richard Nixon's expletive deleteds became one of' the shocks of Watergae. Hopefully our aspiring campus politicians will come up with things more meaningful that trite vulgarities. AROUND CAMPUS THE graffiti and intrapersonal communi- cation is as bad or worse than what gets printed. In South Quad, two feuding houses have filled one of the elevators with some obscenities in indellible ink. Others have taken off from there and added more enlightening comments. Seeing two people meet on the street saying, "Hey mother ." is more than just disturbing. Isn't that something once used to pick a fight? Do we really have such low regard for each other that we must refer to each other in such a manner? The only way we can bring up the standards of our language as a whole, is to raise our personal choice of words. Poor language doesn't show our maturity, it only shows our ignorance of better means of expression. Public vulgarity is detrimental to our socie- ty, in that it lowers our standards. Only by striving for better can we improve ourselves. 1977 will be here before we know it. Let us show our' maturity and education in the year ahead by improving our personal standards of speech. Editoria consensus o : positions represent a f The Daily Editorial staff. i -- I "To KNOWi IF T COUP-k' \lu, ?. ?culbz F\Nt) A SPO NCGr OAEZ TA FGR r S t 1 r t The grocery sales death-ray 7n i^ By ANTHONY O. MILLER Pacific News Service The computerized "laser-eye" grocery store check-out system -heralded as tomorrow's labor-saving technology today - may be in deep trouble with its own biggest booster: the nation's groc- ery industry. The Universal Product Code (UPC), that grid of parallel lines and numbers substituting for price tags on grocery products across the .U.S., is driving shopers' back to stores with prices on every item, according to an industry-commissioned study by Michigan State University. The industry is alarmed. Its subcommittee on the UPC has already recommended augmenting the codes with "individual item-marking as is used in conventional supermarkets." UPCs were adopted by the grocery industry in 1973 to save labor and computerize check-out registers. The markings don't indicate price but simply what -the product is: brand name, size and- content. When passed over a "scanner" that "reads" the code, the computerized register - programmed by individual stores to re- flect their prices - adds price informa ion to produce a ,finished receipt. SCANNER-STORES USUALLY mdrk the price of products on the shelf but not on individual cans. This saves store labor but, as consumer groups have argued, can make finding the price a chore for customers. Today's recession-squeezed shoppers read newspaper food in (UPC) scatmer-equipped stores. * At the check stand, "shoppers in conventional stores (knew) the correct prices 71 per cent of the time, compared with 56 per cent for shoppers in scanner-stores. " "Forty-three per cent of scanner-store shoppers switched to another store, compared with 26 per rent for the conventional store. INDUSTRY REACTION TO the anti-UPC recommendation has ranged from angry opposition to hope that it will indicate the in- dustry's ability to act as i's own watchdog. The director of a UPC-involved Canadian chain bristled at the conclusion's audacity. And. as reported in a recent issue of Super- market News (SN), Wayne H. Fisher, Lucky Stores' chairman, "vehemently disagreed with the subcommittee recommendation." But other industry spokesmen thought the report would defuse criticism from consumer groups. "It is our sincere hope," said Joseph Danzansky, president of Giant Food Stores and a member of the subcommittee. "that this statesmanlike approach by the industry will finally convince consumers, labor and legislators of our sincerity and that the drive for needless legislation will end. Reaction to the report from organized labor, which has op- posed UPCs as a threat to jobs. was enthsiastic. "The study re- s"Vs are absolutely fantastic for the consumer." Retail Clerks union president Walter Davis told SN. "The poll shows what con- surrers have been saving all along. We're still going full speed ahead wi h (item-pricing) legislation." In Ca'ifornia and other states such legislation has been under it, n" .. ..~.<- A . AerP in the California Assemblv. SB .I a- a i HIi I I