rhursddy, SOptem6er 9, 19 *76 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page five A click and a swoo h You won't see it in the front row of this year's Indianapolis 500, but don't be surprised several years from now if when Tony Human shouts "Gentlemen, start your engines" the only sound is a click and a mild swoosh. The Amick-SunWind Windmobile, designed by James Amick of Ann Arbor, is intended as an alternative to the roaring, fuel guzzling passenger cars which dominate the present auto market. It runs exclusively on wind and the electric power that wind generates. AMICK AND HIS three sons-James, Richard and Doug- built and tested the prototype of the Windmobile on roads and airport runways around Ann Arbor. Looking somewhat like a cigar sitting under a croquet wicket, the wind car is eight feet high, eight feed wide and 11 and one half feet long. The test prototype's one seat is actually more of a cockpit, but the Amicks plan to modify the design to fit several people for road use. Amick, a land sailing enthusiast and former University Engineering professor designed the Windmobile's predecessor, the Land Sailor, in 1971 and tested it at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah in 1973. "Most people at the Sail Club were skeptical," Amick recalls, but the vehicle reached speeds of 60 miles per hour. Even after the car was adapted for road use with an electric battery it retained the three-wheeled design of a sailplane. WHEN THE WIND hits the arch-shaped wing at an angle, the airflow produces a forward-acting element which drives the car. There is no chance of the vehicle becoming airborne because of a tail wing which sits behind the vehicle's center of gravity and pushes the nose down, much like a spoiler on a race car. A 10 m.p.h. crosswind is ngh to move the Windmobile at a speed of 50 m.p.h., and higher crosswind speeds permit the spinning wheels to recharge the batteries. In low winds, the batteries alone can carry the vehicle 40 miles at a speed of 45 m.p.h. As an aerodynamic engineer, James Amick worked at the University aerodynamics laboratory until 1970 when, he says, "they ran out of research projects." Ile still serves as an occasional consultant at the University wind tunnel, but his work now consists primarily of perfecting the Windmobile. Amick describes himself as "a freelance inventor," but concedes that nothing he has designed is currently on the market. "I'M HOPEFUL that this car will get other people interest- ed in wind power," he says. "It will let them enjoy the wind." Drivers who get a kinky thrill out of sitting at intersections and gunning an internal combustion engine will find the Windmobile quite different. The electric motor makes the -ar very quiet even when not under wind power, although the Amicks say it could be adapted to an internal combustion engine. The acceleration is also extremely smooth. "The most fascinating part of it and get gust of wind and you feel says Doug Amick, a senior at Albion car. "It's very much like a glider." is when you're driving the engine accelerate," who has test driven the "You feel the wind pick you up, and then-vwoosh," he adds, punctuating his sentence with a smooL-i hand gesture to indicate the even acceleration of the car. "It's a nice feeling moving with just the wind." -STU McCONNELL Stunning studs A whole lottastruttin' Flexing their muscles and shaking their hips, seven saucy male soecime-s promenaded before a panel of twelve judges, battling for the crown in the Male Beauty Pageant held in Couzens cafeteria last November. Strutting down the wooden walkway, the sexy septet was greeted. with whistles, catcalls and cheers by about 150 people. CONTEST WINNER Steve O'Hara gushed, "I'm just so thrilled I could float away," as he was presented a bouquet of roses by his escorts, Jane and Linda. "The crowd's favorite, Amir "the Shiek" Hafiz, thrilled the fans ,as he appeared with his body glazed by olive oiT. "I ruined by best shirt with the oil," the annointed hero said. "But an olive oil distributor has promised to sponsor me in the state competition." REIBEARDED bombshell Steve Spolar, the contest's first runner up, said simply, "I was dynamite." Second -runner up Dave Johnson, a trombone player for the Michigan MV arching Band, said, "It was the biggest thrill of my life." The beauties attempted to show they were also part brain as they fielded questions about educational experiences, the implications of the resignation of Supreme Court Justice William Douglas, and whether it is "better to die for something or live for nothing." "Three trips off the top of Burton Tower will tell you no," said hairy-chested Steve Borkan. THE PAGEANT was the brainchild of Couzens RA Char- litta Blair, who organized the event with the help of her "Fourth Floor Foxes." The $75 in proceeds went to Maxey Boys Training School, a juvenile detention home. At one point the preceedings were interrupted when a group calling themselves COME (Citizens Organized for Male Equality) stormed the stage carrying a torch and signs, in- cluding one which read "Penis Power." "The tide has turned, we believe in equality for men. Women's lib has usurped our role," the group's official state- ment said. "We want our jocks back, we want to wear the pants in the family." -PAULINE LUBENS Photos by Scott Eccker, Steve Kagan & Pauline Lubens Windmobile Hash Basher Hash Bash isa smash .~..~.......".~...".l ....................... Fowl play called b city COps Neither Bill Strauch nor his pet rooster Rojo have much to crow about these days. f. The Ann Arbor police are try- F}}r > ing to silence the boisterous 'of bird, and Strauch is battling city ? officials in court against charges of foul play. . HARD TIMES for Strauch and. . XWhis pet rooster began last Sep-. tember when city cops received a call from irate neighbors who wiwere furious with Rojo's mid- night serenading. Upon answer- ing the call at 700 Madison Place, police found the Mexican rooster crooning away in Strauch's park- ed Buick. Acting on a city ordi° nance which prohibits the raising of "fowl, horses, goats, or farm animals," police dlapped Strauch r with a misdemeanor for "chicken being raised in auto," and posted{r, a $35 bond on the citation. '1I'm pleading not guilty to the A charge," says 59-year-old Sraucha: a self-proclaimed eccentric whose case received national media at- h tention last fall. "Rojo was not being raised in my car. He's al- ready been raised. And besides, he s not a chicken," Strauch said pointing out a technicality in the gy charge. "He thinks he's the bad- dest fighting cock in thetworld.* THE ANN ARBOR police, how* ever, didn't give Strauch's case a fighting chance. "You just can't raise chickens'K; in the city," explained Captain M. Dann of the Ann Arbor Police Department. "We didn't take the chicken away from him, because .. :- Despite cold temperatures and an almost constant drizzle, this year's Fifth Annual Hash Bash enjoyed its largest turn-out yet. Nearly 5,000 people came to the bash-held religiously every April 1-which originated half a decade ago to celebrate the reduction of the penalty for marijuana possession to a mis- demeanor. WHILE MOST people appeared to enjoy the availability of large quantities of dope and alcohol, some felt that "the whole thing is get- ting too commercial." Besides the selling of T- shirts, bracelets, food and other assorted goods, one man reportedly attempted to sell a twelve pack of empy, crushed beer cans. Wild roars of glee greeted the sun each time it appeared, although most of the crowd ap- peared oblivious to the drizzly weather. In fact, the crowd was willing to yell at anything as long as everyone else was doing it. Alany persons at the bash objected to the large number of younger visitors. "They're all a bunch of high school dropouts," said one stu- dent. "It makes me sick to think that they group these people as Ann Arbor students." MtiMA DONNA said her son Viento, also four, "has had a toke or two, but I'm not into kids smoking. Anyways, he gets a natural high." Eric Holdreith, 10, of Chelsea, obviously found his high another way. "I'm just hanging around trying to cop a buzz," he said, joint in hand. "I've been smoking ,since I was two." The University and high school students at the bash were joined by at least two motorcycle clubs. The Engagers from Inkster and The Violators from Detroit, as well as several peo- ple from nowhere in particular. "I'm just hanging around from everywhere," said one man. THE HIGHLIGHT of the day was an im- promptu striptease on the steps of the Graduate Library. Karen Wallace and David Laird did their thing for a crowd of cheering onlookers and eager photographers. "It feels good to walk around with no clothes," said Wallace. "I used to do it all the time in high school." "We're both Pisces," she offered by way of explanation, "and the only reason David cov- ered himself is because . . . well, you know hinvv mn aenrp nhont thir netniP. c