Eighty-Seven Years of Editorial Freedom 420 Maynard St., Ann Arbor, Ml 48109 Cater.ons FDR man tie By STU McCONNELL Friday, February 4, 1977 News Phone: 764-0552 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan d Sfinaglers win With balk, employes lose persistently APPARENTLY it is necessary to point out a few realities of calendar life to all the participants in the interminable GEO-University-Michi- gari Employment relations Commis- sions (MERC) negotiations. The erstwhile, hard-won GEO con- tract lapsed last September. The con- tract which is currently being nego- tiated runs out at some indetermin- ate point next October. This is the end, of the first week in February. The next negotiating session may be postponed until March. This all adds up to a whole lot of talk and very little action. The University's team of finag- ling lawyers is probably delighted. The taxpayers of the state of Michi- gan (and everyone else who coughs up money for the General Fund - notably students) are paying the Fi- naglers very handsome salaries while the Finaglers stall around. In effect, they earn their paychecks by prevent- ing negotiated solutions, especially solutions which add members to the bargaining unit. The Finaglers aren't unhappy. AS LONG AS EXPENSE accounts exist, state bureaucrats are hap- py with processes which grind slow, fine or coarse being no object. In the timeless euphoria of waiting out civil service pensions, postponements and further consideration are mere- ly diversions to while away the time. This is not to say that the MERC representative will not hand down a fair ruling, if the negotiations ever get that far: MERC is noted for fair- ness, but not for speed. The people who feel the passing days breathing down their necks are the people who have to work, with or without a contract. The GEO ne- gotiators should, understand that, and plan their administrative tasks ac- cordingly - for instance, they need -to deliver new proposals substantial- ly in advance of negotiating sessions, rather than immediately before them. We concur with the proposal to include all graduate employes in the bargaining unit. We suggest that the entire unit press for one of the fol- lowing options, or for some other proposal which would accomplish the same ends. * The basic contract period should be extended to at least two years. Graduate assistants have more im- portant things to do than spend weeks bargaining, or, worse, pan- handling on the Diag. *.A renewable contract should bel established, with negotiating sessions established to cope with recurrng is- sues, like raises, cost-of-living indices, and fringes. The MERC could reason- ably play a role in setting up this kind of contract. , 0 Grad assistants who are not pre- sently covered should persistently stand up and demand a MERC .elec- tion which adds them to the bar- gaining group. The people who are presently donating their labor to the cause could use several helping hands for the people GEO is trying to pro- tect. r r wurr. N 1 L4 7 R Apr- 1. r a 11A TAMES EARL CARTER is not Franklin Delano Roosevelt. He has held "fireside 'chats' with the people, played FD.R's old campaign song, "Happy Days are Here Again," at his inauguration, and compared the country's present task to that facing it in "that time of na- tional crisis" - the Second World War. But wishing will not always make a thing so. The smiling, maverick governor from out of the New South has so far fail- ed to capture the public imag- ination the way the laughing Hyde Park gentleman did forty- five years ago. OBVIOUSLY, the political sit- uation has changed a great deal since 1932. The country has ,weathered a depression and a major was and has become much more of a national unit than the collection of isolated communities that existed when FDR first sought office. In 1932 the radio was the sin- gle, weak link to the nation for many families; in 1977 we are bound to the national govern- ment not only through mass me- dia, but through revenue-shar- ing, welfare programs, social security checks, trade restric- tions, and a host of acronymed federal agencies. We expect the government to solve our prob- lems now, perhaps because we are more cynical about the abil- ities of businessmen or private citizens to do so. In short, the climate is simply not right for A~ charismatic leader like FDR to sweep into office on the hopes and dreams of the people. Why, then, does Carter insist on comparing himself with his illustrious predecessor? Part of it is party identification, the same impulse which leads Dem- ocrats to put FDR's picture on their masthead on the Novem- ber ballot. And there are some real similarities in programs- Carter's campaign promise of a national health insurance pro- gram is essentially New Deal- style legislation. CARTER IS ALSO not the first to try using a famous predeces- sor as a touchstone. Richard Nixon was fond of comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln, and almost every President since Roosevelt has tried to pass off the first three months of hisadministration as "an- other Hundred Days." - '4 a R% ,R Fire station plan: Right! ing to capture is that of tIe Roosevelt public image. Roose- velt's four decisive election vic- tories - one of them, in 1936, an unprecedented landslide - were the result not so much of program but of sheer force of personality. People loved Roosevelt. He was an experimenter for the peoplehespokeint plainan- guage, he went to extraordinary lengths to acknowledge small favors. Roosevelt liked to think of himself as a populist - when Congressmen turned against him he was fond of saying "Yes, but the people are with us." ROOSEVELT could get away with such grandoise pronounce- ments because the people really were with him. Carter, on the oter hand, squeaked to a four- percentage-point victory over an opponent with all the char- isma of Piltdown Man, in an election marked by general list- lessness and an absence of a najor dividing issue. Possibly because of the ab- sence of any burning national question, much was made in the 1976 campaign of Carter's al- leged "charisma." Political pun- dits were stumped about why anyone would vote for Carter, and were content to pass it off as "appeal to the voters" - his picturesque family, his touseled hair, and always his teeth. Unfortunately the fact, as demonstrated by Carter's "fire- side chat "Wednesday night, is that the President 4 really has very little personal charm."I understand that unemployment and inflation are of concern to every American family," Carter said, emphazing the word "un- derstand" and making a force- ful gesture with his hand. BUT AS HE DID so, there was a conscious awareness - both on his part and that of his audi- ence - that the emphasis and the gesture were both planned parts of a planned speech. And always there was that smile. "Hey," a friend who watched the speech with me said over and over,, "he looks ike he's going to break out laughing." "Competent and compassion- ate"; "putting the regulations in plain English"; "live thriftily and remember our neighbors." Thewords were all there, but as Carter recited them there was the self-consciousness, the awareness of his "image," the constant presence of the prob- ing television eye. Roosevelt got an image because of the way he spoke; Carter speaks because he wishes to foster an image. Roosevelt, of course, was fam- ous for grandstand publicity plays and dramatic announce- ments, but some of the man usually managed to show through the teeth. Roosevelt genuinely sympathized with common people; Carter has de- cided that it is best for his image to sympathize with "ev- ery American family." Perhaps both Presidents simply wsh to cadge votes, but in 1932 voters did not take the idea into con- sideration - they either believ- ed, or they didn't. BESIDES THE MODERN con- sciousness of a President's "im- age," Carter races several other handicaps in h4s "fireside chats" -- a term, incidentally, which FDR disliked and Carter's ad- visors are searching for an al- ternative to - which Roosevelt never encountered. FDR was an urbane New Yorker; Carter is a deep south- erner. 'There is a prejudice in Northern press against southern- ers, unless they present them- selves as "down-home ,flks." This Carter as generally re- fused to do, but it has not stop- ped the national press from sat- urating the voters with endless anecdotes about Miss Lillian, Brother Billy, and Plains, Geor- gia. FDR spoke ovei- radio; Carter speaks over television. The very fact that people could not see Rosevelt made his bold words sound bolder, and avoided some of the stiff gestures -and ludi- crous camera angles/ of Car- ter's Wednesday "chat." FINALLY, FDR spoke at a time of national crisis. Bold steps were necessary, and peo- ple sometimes needed the per- sonal reassurance of the Presi- dent amid the radical changes brought on by depression and war. It is unfair to expect Jimmy Carter to match the achieve- nments of Franklin Roosevelt - not every age demands a dy- namic leader. But one is left to wonder what has. led Carter .to seize on Roosevelt's image as a vehicle for his own pro- grams. Is there no Jimmy Carter'be- T IS RARE indeed when a govern- mental agency can do one good deed for a city like ours. But when it does four, in one day no less, well that simply boggles the mind. But that's just what the Federal Economic Developmient M Administra- tion did Wednesday. In giving Ann. Arbor the money - $2 million - to construct a new firehouse the ag- ency is helping the city replace its nearly obsolete equipment and clear- ly inadequate facilities at the main station. Second, the historic 100-year- old firehouse will be preserved, city officials have vowed. The construction will create some 230 jobs, a blessing to the thousands. in the area who are presently out of work. And last, but possibly best, the $2 million from the federal government covers all the construction costs. In other words, it Won't cost Ann Arbor residents one pen1ny. It is refreshing, for once, to see TODAY'S STAFF News: Phil Bokovoy, Joan Chortler, Ken Chotner, Eilene Daley, Loni Jordon, Greg Krupa, Jay Levin, Ann Marie Lipinski, Jim Tobin. Editorial: Marnie Heyn, Ken Parscig- ian Arts: Susan Barry, Mike Jones, L o i s Josimovich Photo: Andy Freeberg l our federal tax dollars come back to the community in the form of jobs, and better fire protection. Perhaps if more federal funds were spent in this manner in more communities across the country our 7 per cent national unemployment rate would come down to a manageable number. And per- haps fewer people would die because of inadequate fire protection, and maybe we would have more- antique buildings around instead of high-rise parking structures. Last, we hope the University ad- ministration will note the city's con- cern over historical edifices and ap- ply the same concern in deciding the Waterman/Barbour demolition ques- tion. Sports Staff Bill St leg................. Sports Editor Rich Lerner ...........Executive Sports Editor Andy Glazer...........Managing Sports Editor Rick Bonino........... Associate Sports Editor NIGHT EtIITORS: Tom Cameron, Enid Goldman, Kathy Henneghan, Scott Lewis, Rick Maddock, Bob Miller. John Niemeyer, Mark Whitney. sTAFP' WRITERS: Leslie Brown, Tom Cameron, Ernie Dunbar, Henry Engelhardt, Rob Evan, Jeff Frank, Cindy Gatziolis, Enid Goldman, Mike Halpin, Kathy Hlenneghan, Geoff Larcom, Sentt Lewis, Don MacLachlan, Rick Maddock,, Brian Martin, Bob Miller, Brian Miller, Billy Neff, John Niemeyer, Eric Olson, Dane Perrin, Dave Renbarger, Pat Rode, Cub Schwartz, Errol Shifman, Tom Shine, Jamie Turner, Mark Whitney, Greg Zott. But the magic Carter is seek- r~w *V. sense of being the best been, "Who beat ie?" possible you. The yardstick has always THE MALE ROLE AND IMAGE by NIC and KAREN TAMBORRIELLO PINK OR BLUE BLANKET? What did you think of-girl or boy baby? What makes pink a "feminine" color or blue a "masculine" color? Because pink is lighter and cheerful and blue is darker and sober? The English language, supposedly, is not gender-identified and yet, is there any doubt in your mind the gender of "doll" or "truck"? In a revealing study, university students were shown pic- tures of Andy and Angela, three day old infants. The students were asked to evaluate the babies' personalities. The overwhelm- ing majority of students indicated that Andy appeared "aggres- sive," "intelligent," and "curious," while Angela seemed "pas- sive," "gentle," and "pleasant." In actuality the students looked at pictures of the same baby. At birth, or even earlier when some parents express they want a boy for the first child, the seeds of differing expectations are planted. Even with baby clothes, pajamas are a good exam- ple, there are designs of race cars, baseball players, and cow- boys for the boys. The girls get butterflies, Holly Hobbie, and Raggedy Anne. How many parents, do you suppose, buy some of both styles for the same child? FROM CLOTHES TO toys. Girls get tea sets and boys get basketballs. Why seem surprised if most boys appear to be "naturally" athletic and competitive? A lot of little girls play hopscotch, house, dress-up, or jump rope, activities which require a congenial group effort and are played for the fun of it rather than to see "who beat." Little boys, however, often play army or some ki'id of ballgame, activities which usually have winners and losers, where scores are kept, and later where records are set. It's a matter of competing, often at the cost of popularity. A loser is someone who is picked last, if at all, when sides are chosen for teams. Of course, a major part of entertainment while growing up is television. Cartoons on Saturday morning, depicting every imaginable and typically unimaginable violent creature, express a predominant theme of "right through might." Six Million Dollar Man merely perpetuates the message and Evel Knievel, as a hero, has what redeeming value? Danger and speed are fun? Shame on the elementary school boy who falls down while imitating Knievel, for the credo of masculine behavior is that "big boys don't cry." Incidentally, where are women in the cartoons-dependent upon men for their happiness and safety, an illusion which gives small boys an impression of responsibility for someone else's welfare, a task that is not easy to accomplish and becomes an unbearable burden to husbands. By the time Junior reaches junior high school, he has learned that anything of importance has been accomplished by men. Men were the explorers and adventurers, the inventors .an Arnvra.o ... . n. ,nn natil d slh ,nrc- nrt -m~n n nfl-a IN HIGH SCHOOL, the only shred of respect left for boys was-gained through success at competing for grades. But Honor Roll is a meager reward in comparison to the trophies, rib- bons, medals, and "letters" that could be-displayed as a reward for athletic accomplishments.1 A true challenge to blossoming manhood is the advent of dating and mating. Since males are socialized to be assertive, the responsibility for initiating relationships with the opposite sex has traditionally been a male domain. There are signs that these mores may be changing, but it still deserves examin- ing. It was usually an agonizing process for both sexes. Girls were prohibited from asking boys out (or even to dance) be- cause, ultimately, they had their reputations to protect. Boys, on the other hand, had their reputations to build. The pressure to always be having sex or looking for it rarely took a vacation. The problem became, "If all my friends say they are having sex, why ain't I?" Upon obsetvation the males boasting the most were the ones who have a) a rich father, b) s'tatus through sports, c) an out-of-sight car, d) or some combination of these. Since superior athletic prowess is usually out of the question for all but a few, and well-to-do parents are hard to manufacture, most males paid considerable attention to option "c." A car afforded an opportunity to literally make something out of nothipig, a chance to blow your own horn as it were. Asif it were some mystical Western rtual, young men began worshipping at the alter of the auto. Why? To exhibit power, control, daring, inde- pendence, and competence. If you weren't'strong, your car could be strong for you, "Wanna run it?" In short it was tradi- tional masculinity incarnate. POST-HIGH SCHOOL guidelines for the ideal man can be found in an issue of Playboy magazine whose ideal is a con- noisseur of liquor, stereo and photographic gadgetry; shows impeccable taste in his ever expanding wardrobe; wouldn't be caught dead in a mid-size car; easily maintains several heterosexual relationships simultaneously with stunningly beau- tiful women; and has an executive level or exotic job, if not independent wealth. These goals are devastating when attempt- ing to collectively achieve them. They encourage values that are unrealistic anS1 usually impossible to attain. Too often men question their adequacy as providers, when their earning power may be quite satisfactory, if Porsches didn't appear as the norm. Is it any wonder that men and women grow up to be such different beings? All their lives they have been programmed for proscribed roles which leave a wasteland between them of confusion and inadequacy. How "natural" a mother are you when you have been taught from your own infancy to hold a baby (doll), to feed it and change its diapers? And how un- natural is it for a father to not hold a baby (doll) or feed it or change its diapers when all his life, he has been called a sissyj if he did. IN RELATING TO a companion or to growing children, how easily can a man make the transition, if he even considers it, from the tough, competitive exterior he has learned, to one of. tenderness and confiding. Will his affection for his children be measured through their achievements (Did Junior make' All State?), the same demanding standards he was measured by. * I £ "A MR, E. HOWARD Huir I5 CAE LLII* 00l4cr PGA "I ,k 0..WL.'3U~C~ RECA(e? , , F I I