The Michigan Daily-Thursday, November 17, 1977-Page 3 * r 'y- {fO SEE NE&4 HAfPN CAL1A.DAllY Here 's looking at you, egghead From the folks who brought you the Great Egg Bust, the Fabulous Frisbee Fling, and the Beer Lover's Le Mans comes this year's Pi Tau Sigma spoof, "Put the Yolk onWoody." The contest (Friday, noon, on the Diag), sponsored by the mechanical engineering honor society, is open to any University student willing to "construct a device to hurl a grade-A large egg at the biggest dummy of them all." The "dummy" will be a life- size, stationary likeness of Ohio State Buckeye football coach Woody Hayes, and the student whose contraption pitches an egg the farthest and hits sthe dummy will be the winner: The starting distance will be 20 feet, but faculty advisor Prof. Leland Quackenbush says he's talked to a student who claims to have worked out a device accurate up to 70 feet. "But I can't tell you what the device is," whispered Quackenbush. "."Systems and blueprints are under cover at this time." However, we do know that the contraption costs under $10, cuz them's the rules, and we know it requires no stakes in the ground, cuz them's the rules, too. We also know that if the student misses on his or her first try, they get another chance: "Everyone has two eggs to lay," says Quackenbush. Eggquisitely said, old boy. Happenings ..." .begin anew with a UAC arts demonstration and sale, 11-5 p.m. in the Union lobby ... Project Community open house, 3-5 p.m., Pendleton Room, Union ... a 30-hour danceathon-kissing booth-auction-gold fish swallowing folly begins at 4 p.m. in the Union ballroom. Dancers must register by 3 ... University Weight Watchers meet at 5:30 in the League basement ... Canterbury House meditation class, 7:30, corner of Catherine and Division ... Computer Club computes at 7:30 in Room 4108 of the Union ... Bivouac, 330 State St., hosts a slide show on a trip from Mexico to Oregon ... Washtenaw Friends of the Earth holds a benefit con- cert featuring folk music by Leo Kretzner, 8 p.m., East Quad Halfway Inn St. Mary's Chapel, Thompson St., holds a sexuality seminar, 8 p.m. Stuff it " Just to prove his post is no turkey, Vice President Walter IVMondale re- lieved boss Carter of a traditional presidential task this week - ac- cepting the White House Thanks- giving birds from the National Tur- key Federation. The gift gobblers in- cluded a couple of dressed 36-pound-£ ers and one live one, named Tom, 4 home-grown in Mondale's old stomp- ing ground; Minnesota. Grinning at the friendly fowl, Mondale cracked: "I notice that Tom pays more at- tention to me than the press does." Also seizing the opportunity to rebut a recent rash of news reports criti-{ cizing the unsubstantive nature of Mondale's assignments was the veep's press secretary, Al Eisele, who turned to reporters after the presentation and snipped, "I hope that puts an end to the 'whatever- happened-to-Mondale' stories." Mondale Parental punch Jaime Bruening of Cleveland may float like a butterfly, but as his dad learned the hard way re- cently the..17-month-old bruiser stings like a bee. TAE lAt, No doubt weaned on Rocky, Jaime KO'd his pop DA A' with a quick right to the kisser that left dad, Ed- ward, with a fractured jaw that's been wired> shut now for six weeks. Although outweighed by 124 pounds in the tickling match that brought on the fatal blow, 23-pound Jaime apparently made up for his pint-size with a little finesse. "Every morning he goes to wake his daddy up," Jaime's mother explained. "They were on the bed tickling each other. Both of them relaxed on the pillow for a moment, then Eddy tickled him again. Jaime came around with a quick right and hit him on the left side of the jaw ... Jaime looks like an angel," she added. "He's just a tiny little squirt." Tell that to ydur husband, lady. LONGEST MURDER TRIAL IN TEXAS HISTORY Millionaire 's trial nears climax AMARILLO, Texas (AP)--The lengthy"murder trial of millionaire Cullen Davis moved toward a close yesterday with prosecutors claiming in their final arguments that Davis invaded his mansion to kill "the source of all his problems--Priscilla Davis. Ms. Davis is the millionaire's estranged wife. She survived the midnight shooting at Davis' $6 mil- lion Fort Worth mansion on Aug. 2, 1976. BUT DAVIS' 12-year-old step- daughter, Andrea Wilborn, was kill- ed, as3was. Ms. Davis' lover, Stan Farr, 30. Davis has been charged with capital murderbin both deaths. Only the killing of the stepdaughter is at issue in this trial. After 13 weeks of testimony--the longest trial in Texas history--the prosecution's summation was ex- pected to be followed in quick order by the defense summation, the judge's charge to the jury and jury deliberations. PROSECUTOR Tolly Wilson open- ed the state's summation by saying that Davis "was going to kill anybody and everybody who stood in his way" in an effort to get at his es- tranged wife. Ms. Davis was wounded, as was a visitor to the mansion, Gus Gavrel, 22. Those two and Gavrel's girl friend, Beverly Bass, 19, testified at the trial that Davis, head of an 83-corporation conglomerate, was the "man in black" who killed Farr shortly after Andrea was killed. Andrea's body was found in the mansion's basement, and there were no eyewitnesses to her shooting. The prosecution sought to tie the murder to Davis by linking bullets recovered from Farr's body to those used to kill the girl, and by attempting to establish that Davis was the man who invaded the house that night and shot Farr. DAVIS' defense team claims that a gunman other than, Davis did the shooting and that the killings were related to narcotics. The defense presented witnesses who testified they attended parties at the mansion where sex and drugs were available. Prosecutor Wilson said repeatedly that Davis' "very purpose" that August night was to eliminate the blonde socialite who was suing him for millions of dollars in a bitterly contested divorce action. Davis was separated from his wife pending a divorce settlement. A domestic court judge had ordered him not to go to the mansion pend- ing a final agreement. Wilson argued that Ms. Davis and Bass, who had planned to spend the night in the mansion, ran in different directions after the shootings and had no chance to plot a story blaming Davis for the slayings. Regardless of the outcome of this trial, Davis could face trial on the capital murder charge in Farr's death and two counts of attempted murder for the woundings. Davis Regents to revieW housing, tour dorms By BRIAN BLANCHARD Today, instead of gathering around, the long wooden table in the.Adminis- tration Building as they usually do, the Regentshwill begin this month's meeting with a tour of South Quad, Markley, and three off-campus apartments rented to students to check out the student housing situa- tion. At last month's meeting the Uni- versity Housing Council, a student group, asked the Regents to make student housing their "top priority." FOR TWO HOURS, starting at 10:30 this morning, the eight policy- makers will visit the dorms and apartments to get an idea of the conditions under which most stud- ents live nine months of the year. In a relatively leisurely meeting today and tomorrow the Regents will also talk with the faculty's Senate Advisory Committee on University Affairs (SACUA), discuss an internal audit of the University, and give the go-ahead for a public television station on the Flint campus. Janice Downs, Administrative Asso- ciate for SACUA, said yesterday that the ten faculty representatives who make up SACUA will bring up faculty government, research, tenure, faculty salaries, and various other areas of general concern to professors. The University audit report for April through September of this year follows a private audit presented at the last meeting by representatives of Arthur Young and Co. Both audits noted problems in the travel ex- penses and advances budget. The University audit estimates travel expenses of $2.4 million. "In some cases subordinates of the traveler approved the travel," the audit said. If the Regents accept a grant from the DeWaters Charitable Trust, ap- ply for an FCC license and agree to ask for $190,000, the new Flint educational radio station will be the eighth operating in Michigan. IT'S ANOTHER GIGANTIC MICHIGAN CELEBRATION SALE! 'MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST AT: Schlanderer on South University 1113 S. University, Ann Arbor, MI Hours: 9:30 A. M. to 5:30 P.M. JOHN FORD'S 1950 WAGONMASTER BEN JOHNSON, WARD BOND and JOANNE DRU star in this tale of a Mormon wagon train plodding towards the promised land of the West. "One of the finest 'A' Westerns Hollywood ever produced ..-. all beauti- ful images and stirring bal- lads." Friday: SATYRICON CINEMA GUILD Tonight at 7 & 9:05 Old Arch. Aud. $1.50 I On the outside .,.. Cloudy, windy, rainy, high of 470,1 low of 260, boring. .... A Daily Official Bulletin Thursday, November 17, 1977 DAY CALENDAR Physics/Astronomy: J. R. Klauder, Bell Labora- tory, "Discontinuous Perturbations in Quantum Me- chanics and Quantum Field Theory," 2038 Randall Lab., 4 p.m. Guild House: Poetry reading, Constance Ennis, Ann Jacobs. Martha Merrill, 802 Monroe, 7:30 p.m. Music School: Verdi's Opera "Rigoletto," Men- delssohn, 8 p.m. A Voice from 5ovie~t Gulag Vladimir Dukovsky Speaks A Russian political exile who has spent 11 years in Soviet prisons, Bukovsky was one of the first to expose abuses of psychiatry in the Soviet Union, in- cluding the internment and mistreatment of dissidents in mental institutions. Rackham Lecture Hall (1st FLOOR) University of Michigan Fridav. Nov. 18. 4:30 n.m. / / I .1