a The Michigan Daily-Saturday, November 12, 1977-Page 5" C1 f}SRop f A S A BELATED means of introduction, I'd like to tell you all that the Aname you see heading this column is indeed mine. It's a necessary clarific'ation, since over the past few weeks I've been variously bylined as Christopher Potter, Kim Potter and C. Michael Potter. Some of you have doubtless marveled over how the Daily could corral the triplicate journalistic deftness of these three talented Potter brothers (or perhaps sister); well, any literary laurels or brickbats should be directed solely at the fertile brain of this siblingless critic, whose billing as "C.' Michael" was the product of an editor's erratic inspiration, and "Kim" due to a lifelong parental nickname. Glad to meet you at last, folks! THE INVADERS' COLONIZATION plans seem assured of success but for the fact that they've already been beaten to the punch. It seems there's a kind of intergalactic rest station under the Atlantic Ocean, manned by something called the "League of Races." These large-headed folks serve as undetected observers and guardians of planets housing "primative races," a category which of course qualifies cretinous humanity for charter member- ship. Soon the invaders and the guardians are having at each other in a death struggle with Earth's fate hanging in the balance. (It's easy to tell the good guys from the bad guys - the invaders wear black leotards, while the guar- dians wear white or baby blue). As the battle lines are drawn, the guardians benignly kidnap an American "UFO expert" (Robert Vaughn) and a com puter builder friend of his in order to obtain scientific expertise and equip- ment. Why these all-minds are forced to rely on two barbarian Earthlings for salvation is never made clear, but of course we need audience identi- ,fication in there somewhere. Meanwhile back on earth, humanity has become plagued with what ap- pears to be a mass suicide epidemic, actually triggered by mind rays (?) eminating from an orbiting enemy ship. While mind rays may seem like an awfully cumbersome means to do in all 31/2 billion of us, they do provide the film with its only genuinely unsettling scenes. Starship Invasions is virtually the only new feature to visit a recently stagnating local film circuit, and as one might immediately surmise is a pathetically blatent attempt to cash in on the Star Wars mania. Actually, it owes its "thematic debt" more.to'War of the Worlds or, to be more aesthetically-monetarily accurate, Earth vs. the Flying Saucers. From the moment Starship Invasions' first flying saucer comes into view wobbling like a poorly-thrown frisbee, one becomes dismally aware that Kubrick- Lucas this just ain't gonna be. It seems there's this planet in a far off solar system who's sun is about to go nova, and whose population needs a place to move to in a hurry. Earth, as usual; turns out to be the most habitable alternative, and we soon see an in- vading army of flying saucers (resembling rather elegant garbage can tops) zipping through space, commanded by no less than that prince of grade-B darkness, Christopher Lee. MOST OF THE really superior horror-sci-fi flicks (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) knew that the more commonplace and homespun their physical surroundings, the greater the terror - a twisted nightmare of all that's familiar and safe transforming and crumbling before one's eyes. We start to get hooked when we see Vaughn's wife and daughter driving down a neighborhood street mottled with blood-stained bodies, later on a kit- chen sequence of his wife trying desperately to fight off a passion to slash her wrists while her unknowing child watches TV in another room. At this point one can feel a genuine synthesis of panic and helplessness; but before you can say SCHZAM, we're back out in the dime-store cosmos, cavorting with aliens on a special effects par with The Green Slime or Catwomen on the Moon. And once again you realize what a singularly exploitive venture Star- ship Invasionsis. Whatever meagre acting honors exist'in this opus go by default to Christopher Lee, who fits sinisterly and comfortably into the low-budget surroundings. Robert Vaughn looks abashed throughout, probably won- dering if his Actors Studio labors and his P.hD. in visual communications have all come to this. The rest of the cast is composed of unknowns who in this case seem to unanimously deserve their anonymity. The most regrettable side to this filmed misadventureis that it's the latest cinematic dog put on view at the Wayside Theater. The trouble is that the Wayside is the area's official "family theater," so designated by the Butterfield film chain. This means a steady celluloid diet of Disneyana, Sunn Classics and occasional kiddie-horror oddities such as* The Car. How I would long to stretch out there and watch Seven Beauties or Last Tango in Paris; alas, it seems we're consigned to satisfy our X-rated depredations in cramped playhouses and popcornless auditoriums. And creative cinema would seem so much nicer if you had a Forever Yours bar .. Bowie's 'Heroes' incon By OWEN GLEIBERMAN D AVID BOWIE has long been singled out as an artist who can completely alter his musical charac- ter with every album. Although one can't help but acknowledge that Bowie's range is truly remarkable, encompassing everything f r o m hymn-like mysticism ("Word On A Wing") to the jittery disco-like rhythms of "Fame" and "Golden Years"; his underlying tempera- ment has always been fundamentally rock-oriented. Bowie's latest release, Heroes, is successful only where he follows through on his past formula of fusing rock with an offsetting style. But when he turns his back on the essentials of rock 'n' roll form, the music falls flat. When he transforms that structure without sacrificing it, the result.can be stimulating, origin- al contemporary music. Heroes appears to be a sort of sequel to Low, Bowie's last album, at least in format. Side one is compara- tively straight, and many of the songs arise from similarly frag- mentary musical ideas; the core of side two is "experimental." Once again Bowie has utilized the talents of avant-garde synthesizer wizard Eno, whose influence is felt through- out the record. Even in the relatively ordinary *uts Bowie and Eno experi- ment wondrously with sounds and textures, making the various synthe- sizers and guitar treatments function within the compositions and not merely as "effects." IF THERE'S a problem with side one of Heroes, it's that there's really very little exceptional about it. The title cut, the best on the album, pro- vides some of the few moments of ex- pansive intensity, as the song builds slowly but steadily toward its power- ful finish. If most of the other tracks seem to give the album a sense of unity, it's due only to the singular lack of variation within each num- ber. The drums (all played by Dennis Davis) are naggingly steady, and there's a consistent lack of rhythmi- cal variation throughout. This tech- nique can sometimes be effective, witness "Blackout," but i can also drive a song onto repetitive boredom. When Bowie comes up with an in- teresting harmonic progression it can carry the song, but his less inventive ideas are doomed to mon- otony. The disco-like beat of "Beauty and the Beast" is the song's only distinguishing characteristic, and it becomes perfectly tiresome- after about thirty seconds. Then there's the "avant-garde" side, which makes its counterpart on Low look about as experimental as "Beer Barrel Polka." Oh, it's differ- ent alright, but the whole damn thing. .' Bowie '77 . Twilley returns magic to rock By ALAN RUBENFELD ' R OCK N' ROLL. There is nothing- I mean absolutely NOTHING Like it. Rock n' roll is the automatic cure-all for every single physical malaise. "Have a stomach ache? Take; two spoonfulls of Who's Next and call me in the morning." No matter what ailment you encounter, there is nothing, a few chords of Lou Reed might not cure. 1977 is a good year for rock n' roll medicine. With the demise of heavy metal noise, those fuzzbox disasters are now being replaced by The Real Thing-the Buddy Holly Neo-, Romanticist School of Rock n' Roll. A plethory of new records convey the feeling that was conspicuously vacant on records by Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Grand Funk, etc. Those groups proved it was impossible to replace emotion with schizoid decibel levels. Luckily, one rock amalgamation is now discovering the feeling again. Just ask Dwight Twilley-one performer helping to pave the road for the return of real rock n' roll. DWIGHT TWILLEY is not a great singer, nor is he is stellar musician. But he has it; an intangible aspect inherent in true rockers giving his music the edge that lets the listener know his stuff is good. Twilley's songs are real. No soft ballads that the El Lay scene produces. Twilley is a Toledo- Cleveland-Omaha man, all meat and potatoes. His music does not reek of any coastal influences because nis im- petus comes from the soul of rock n' roll, which knows no geographic entity. His new album on Arista, Twilley Don't Mind, is a gold mine of the "old wave" of rock music. No fancy instru- mentations here, just your basic guitar band. turning out high volume music with a beat that captures the listener's heart halfway through the album's opening cut. University of Michigan Gilbert and Sullivan Society DIRECTORS NEEDED for Winter term production (April 12, 15, 1978) Applicants for Dramatics, Musical (vocal/orchestral) or Set Designer/ Technical Director may contact the Society by mail (Michigan League 48109) or Joseph Beital (665-5244 eve- nings) before Nov. 21. Petitioning meeting will be held Mon. evening, Nov. 28. Shows being considered are GONDOLIERS, UTOVIA LIMITED and PRINCESS IDA Twilley Don't Mind possesses a vitality felt throughout the entire record. "Here She Comes," 4/4 rocker, opens the first side with some real old- fashioned guitar rhythms. "Looking for the Magic," is another upbeat corker. It's a theme of sorts for Twilley, since on this album he has the magic. The record's best cut, "Rock and Roll 47," is a knockout hard rocker that shows a true singles potential. TWILLEY HAS a tendency to drift in- to pointless lyrics and a juvenile falset- to voice, but fortunately these lackings are not enough to obscure Twilley's ap- parent potential for breaking out of his cult status and gaining a wide audience of admirers. Music critics have a supercilious habit of preaching to their readers about their predictions of who will be the next "superstars of rock." Nine out of ten times, besides being pompous and haughty, we are usually wrong.-But occasionally we are right, as Bruce Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, and other musicians will testify. Now, one more nomination must be placed into contention. Dwight Twilley has the ability of becoming one of the year's best new stars, and Twilley Don't Mind has the potential of becoming one of the widest acclaimed albums of the year. It's now up to the listening public to determine if my conjectures are correct. Twilley will be pulling into town next week on Tuesday, November 15 to play at Second Chance. Do your- self a favor and give it a try. It may be just the medicine the doctor recom- mends. ,0 'Kings in By TIM YAGLE I HAVE BEEN a Rush fan for quite a while. When I was intro- duced to the group in 1975, with the 2112 and Fly By Night albums, I didn't think they would be' just another band lost in the rock market. I was right. When their double live set All The Worid's a Stage was re- leased in 1976, I figured those who had never heard of Rush would soon latch onto them. The band has attracted and maintained quite a following and has established itself as a good heavy'-metal band. 'The new album, A Farewell to Kings, takes the Canadian trio on a slightly different musical course. Most of the tunes are more orches- trated and show a greater creativity than their previous material. The overall mood is changed. The LP has SCHERR NAMED NEW YORK (AP) - Samuel Scherr has been named president of the American Crafts Council Barbara Rockefeller, chairman of the councils board of trustees, said Adele Greene and Robert Peterson had been named trustees of the council. sistent is, dare I use the phrase, unredeem ably self-indulgent. In "'ioss Gar, den" Bowie creates some interestin founds with a Japanese Koto, but the composition quickly deteriorates int a stark, lackluster bit of nothing "Nuekoln," the only experimenta track to offer any relatively compel ling harmonic unity, comes across a best as paper-thin music. In essence, all Bowie has done is to mix fairl' traditional chord patterns with stoc "modern" motifs, and the resun lacks the genuine creative spark o his more formal songs. Fortunately, Bowie's sub-ordinarf excursions are limited to three songs all of which are sandwiched i between two outstanding cuts, "V-2 Schneider" and "The Secret Life 91 Arabia." Both of these have ai irresistably understated rhythmic' lilt, the latter reminiscent of "Golder Years"; "V-2 Schneider" makes marvelous use of vocal texture rather than words. Despite a refrarin oddly similar to Elton John's "Swee Painted Lady," "Sons of the Silet Age" successfully provides the al; bum with some beautifully eeri* moments. Heroes is anything but a landmark for Bowie, but it has enough fin material to keep most fans at bay One only hopes that in his futur1 exploits Bowie will maintain the rocl. orientation that has always formed the groundwork for his best materia but Heres indicates he's far fro losing it. NEW WORKS NEW YORK (AP) - "Recent Gift, and Purchases," an exhibit of wor added to the Guggenheim Museum collection during 1977, will be o display through Oct. 16. The show consists of 21 paintings seven sculptures and five works On paper. FINAL PERFORMANCE! S8P.M. IN Tl POWER CENER S(R F iF PE 1f ORMING ARTS, The AC A' Compapy in Nov. 11 & 12 hapeoaul by Alfred Uhry & Robert Wadma ,A AlUSiCal BaSe'd Upown Euigene Labche'ttinSra":tr. Power Center Box Office Saturday, 1-5 p.m., 6-8 p.m. For information call: (313)763-3333 tomorrow only Nov. 13 mat. & eve ll~ and er c14kke~s by Bertolt Brecht Tickets also available through Hudson s a m a iaginative a taste of medieval culture with frequent references to what life was like back in that age, coupled with more relaxing melodies. [ The title cut opens theralbum with a pleasant variety of rhythms, an energetic heavy-metal guitar, and lots of cymbal smashing and drum pounding. "XANADU," "Closer To The Heart," and "Cinderella Man" en- lighten your ears with intriguing ly- rics and everything from rich folk ballad, sounds to a grinding guitar with different tempos. "Cygnus X-1" brings the' now en- thralled listener back to what Rush is mostly known for - an inspiring rocker with a sizzling guitar domin- ating the tune.I "Madrigal;" another peaceful number, making the listener want to check the album cover to confirm that it's a Rush album he is listen- ing to. Lead vocalist Geddy Lee's voice seems to soften the arrange- ments even more. Rush is off on a musical tangent from the strident rockers they ordin- arily produced. OY VEY LAS VEGAS N IGHT' Sat., Nov. 12th-9:00 p.m. Place your bets on the Roulette and don't forget Blackjack, Snacks; Craps, Surprises and Prizes! COME TRY YOUR LUCK! 10 Chips for $1 .00 1429 HILL ST. (HILLEL BLDG.) aft 14-40963 00000000000000000000000000 0000 lt00 50 O .I V - ± ' HUE8'S All New for Lunch Now, in addition to our great luncheon deal of sand- wich, soup, salad and relish bar (which now has also been expanded), we're serving new specials. Especially for the Weight-Watcher: DOWNTOWN 114 E. 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