The Michigan Daily-Friday, November 11, 1977-Page 3 hirDerVETHRUt DRIVE-TH RU Wet worms The rain came in torrents Wed sday night, one of the biggest storms of this autumn. Water washed dqn gutters, dripped from trees, and seeped down through the turf to the tiny grottoes in the soil where thousands of little beings were trying to get a good night's sleep. The vic- tims? The campus's earthworms. While yu and I found dry clothes and comfort indoors, thousands of worms were burrowing upward like hell, and it wasn't long before paved surfaces all over the city were crawling with the little guys. You couldn't take a step without smearing one of them. Why so many? University zoology Professor Brian Hazlett said yesterday he wasn't entirely sure, but that it probably was because of the recent warrR weather. The worms were all close to the surface, and when the rain came down into their hideaways, they started to drown. So they came up to the surface as fast as they could. That wasn't so bad - the problem came when the temperature dropped near freezing overnight. Unless they got back underground quick, Hazlett said, the worms "were in trouble, as we may all be in trouble when this winter hits." Poor little guys. Hot rocks Ever take a sauna? Great, right? You can take a sauna right here on campus, over at the new intramural building on the Hill. It's a brand new sauna, it's in good shape, and it's bound to produce sweat on the brow of the most tropical of exercisers. But there is one little problem. The University spent plenty of money on the thing; the cost could have run as high as $2,400, according to McCoy, Inc., a Lathrup Village sauna firm. But when the facility was built, a crucial element was left uncovered - the heads of the metal nails that hold the thing together. That wouldn't be much of a problem if people took saunas with their clothes on, but they don't, and the part of the anatomy most likely to come in contact with the nails on the sauna benches is highly sensitive. We're not trying to be cute; we're just concerned about student welfare. Perhaps you should write a letter of protest to the athletic department. In any case, when you try out the University's sauna, take a towel to sit on. And watch out for the un- prepared, who without their towels are likely to take flight the moment they hit those benches. Happenings . . In this time of shortages it's nice to know that there's never a hap- penings crisis around town, and they get under way at noon today with a luncheon with Professor Zelda Gamson at Guild House - her topic, "The Political Economy of the University, 1970's" ... the situation in South Africa will unfold before your eyes in 443 Mason Hall at noon when they roll "South Africa Essay 1I: One Nation, Two Nationalisms," rerun at 4 .the female people from the Undergraduate Women's Organization will hold history's longest coffee hour from 3-5 at 3411 Union ... and over in South Quad's West Lounge, the Art Ensemble of Chicago will regale you from 3-5 with a duscussion about the history and political philosophy of their music ... at 3:30 Berkley Philosophy Professor John Searle will drop in on the crowd at Rackhatn's Amphitheater to discuss "Intentionality" then dash full of intentions to the faculty lounge, 3rd floor Haven Hall to hear "What's Wrong with Social History" from a panel of graduate History students ... more South African info at 5 from Northwestern's Dennis Brutus in Ed. School's Schorling Aud. ... the little tramp, Charlie Chaplin is back, when "Modern Times" is shown tonight at 8:00 at the First Presbyterian Church on Washtenaw, and best of all it's free ... but before the film, stop by the 7:30 service that the Student Union for Progressive Judaism will be holding at 1364 Geddes, Apartment A ... and if you'd rather take in an evening of theatre, try the PTP's production of "CHAPEAU" at the Power Center tonight and tomorrow ... for another freebie, "BITES - A dance work" will be presented in the Music School's studio theatre tonight, also at eight ... And as if the 8:00 slot in your schedule isn't already full enough, add to the list Dr. Albert Feurer- werker, Prof. of History and Director of the Center for Chinese Studies speaking on "China In the Last Quarter of The' 20th Century" at the Ecumenical Campus Center on Church St.; This one's part of the Dis- tinguished Faculty Series ... and, more with South Africa, Thami Mhlam- biso, ANC Representative to the UN, will tell us about "The Recent Crackdown and the Implication to the Liberation Struggle" at, you guessed it, 8:00 ... at Canterbury House on the corner f Catherine and' Division discuss "An Alternative Approach to Cancer" with Chris Allen, and, yes, you already know the time ... And since you'll be an expert on South Africa after all the other events, you may want to broaden your knowledge of South and Southeast Asia by attending one of the South East Asia Study Center's events tonight and tomorrow in Room 200 of Lane Hall - tonight it's a masked ballet called "The Death Of The Pig-Headed Tyrant," no less, so stop by at, right again, 8. On the outside is all the Christmas-type cold you can stand. Our weather fore- casters say there's a chance of snow again today, and the sky will stay clouded over. More cold is on the way for the weekend. The high today will be a crackling 390, the low, as the skies clear toward evening will be 240. 11 -lk 0 BEAT UP THE BOILERMAKERS . Daily Photo by ANDY FREEBERG DetSemnation. This lone survivor of autumn clings to the tree, refusing to give way to winter, which arrived yesterday, to the dismay of Ann Arbor residents. Daily Official BullItin .EER S........4%8:sii~~i~iii ......: ...:.**::s::s::: ANNOUNCING THE OPENING OF OUR NEW FINE STORE: " VISIT OUR UNDERGROUND WINE CELLAR * WE CARRY OVER 60 CHEESES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD * CHECK OUT OUR BEER SPECIALS- WE CARRY 93 DIFFERENT BEERS * OUR MILK AND EGGS ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE FARM TO YOU * WE CARRY A TREMENDOUS SELECTION OF GOURMET FOODS AND NATURAL FOODS Friday, November 11, 1977 DAY CALENDAR Guild House: Soup and Sandwich luncheon, 50R, Prof. Zelda Gamson, Ctr. for Higher Education, "The Political Economy of the University, 1970s," 802 Monroe, noon. Music School: Colleguim Musicum, Rackham Aud., 8p.m. Musical Society: Rotterdam Philharmonic, Hill Aud., 8:30 p.m. CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT 3200 SAB - Phone 764-7460 The 1977 College Job Interview Center, Cleveland Plaza Hotel; E. 12th & Euclid Ave., downtown Cleve- land. December 27, 28, 29. Cleveland area employers will interview 1977-78 graduates. Applications & com- plete information available at CP&P. Two positions: Brand Assistant & Systems Analyst, Procter & Gamble Commercial Company, San Juan, Puerto Rico. Primarily for students who have lived in Puerto Rico. Applications available at Career Planning & Placement or International Cen- ter. INTERVIEWS ON CAMPUS Nov. 15, 1977: American Grad Sch of Intern'l Mngt., Wabash Dealer, U. of Dayton, Law, Georgia Institute of Tech/Industrial Mngt. Nov. 16, 1977: Amos Tuck Sch, of Bus. Admin, U. of Mass/Amherst, Fidelity Union Life Nov. 17, 1977: Institute for Paralegal Trng.,. Dow Chemical Nov. 28,1977: Oakridge Nat'l Laboratories The National Science Foundation announces the 1977-78 program of NATO Postdoctoral Fellowships in science. Apply to NATO Postdoctoral Fellowship Program, Division of Scientific Personnel Improve- ment, National Science Foundation, Washington, D.C. 20550. Rhode Island Hospital, Providence, R.I. has posi- tions for residents, in Hospital Pharmacy & residents in Clinical Pharmacy. Address inquiries to: Louis P. Jeffrey, Dir. of Pharmacy Services, Rhode Island Hospital, 593 Eddy St., Providence, R.I. 02902. The Experiment in International Living- Group Leadership positions in 30 Countries - summer and semester programs leading high school or college age groups. Foreign language fluency required for most positions. Apply before Dec. 1. SUMMER PLACEMENT 3200 SAB- Phone 763-4117 ATTENTION! Students in Natural Resources. Material for applying for Forest Service Sum- mer/Seasonal Employment has arrived. Appls. must be filed between December 1 and January 15. Details and applications available. FREE Buy any Sub and 2 drinks and receive an identical Sub FREE! SU B Round Hmus Cafe PHONE 995-5095 618 CHURCH ST. ACROSS FROM BLUE FRO GGE SPECIALS THIS WEEKEND: 64 OZ. 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