i THE MICHIGAN DAILY rhursday, September 8, eaving the small-town womb By RICK BONINO . I'M from Tawas." any times have you heard this toothy greeting from aen of the northeast Michigan wilderness? Never? , one out of every .000035 people in the whole United East Tawas or Tawas City, you know. ght remember from fifth grade geography class, rts are gypsum wallboard, oil filters and Army tudents remain a rather rare product indeed. You y high sch'ool classmates who accompanied me gers of both feet. That's right, buster-zilch. ng to college is a strange enough experience, trying gratiate yourself with rooriimates, dorm 'food and tly. But if you hail from a borough that could fit n Arbor's back pocket, more adjustments are in 'AWAS is a hick town. Hell, we've got an A&W and . There's a Big Boy and McDonald's not twenty ist because the "Twin Cities" can muster a mere 'etween them, and just because the WELCOME TO sign indeed rests on the back of another proclaim- LEAVING TAWAS CITY, some folks get the wrong re used to people in Tawas, lots of them. Detroit ip for the summer, particularly on holidays, leav- lire to keep the Christmas lights burning on New- next December. elt a bit claustrophobic standing in the Alice Lloyd aily Associate Sports Editor Rick Bonino graduated irsity in April. lobby amid the rest of southern Michigan, New York and New Jersey. Mfore than just the numbers stood in contrast to my lily- white Water Wonderland. Back home, "black" was how you drank your coffee and "a Jew" was how you sneezed.- Given the right attitude, meeting people seemed easy. Some of the local denizens proved only too eager to make your acquain- tance, muttering "Mescaline?" or "Spare changeq?" as they strolled the streets. Tawas never lacked for freaks, either-imaginative burnouts who'd drop acid and stand flapping their arms on rooftops and the like. But Ann Arbor lent new meaning to the word "bizarre." "Not that Tawas is a hick town. Hell, we've got an A&W and a Kroger's. There's a Big Boy and McDonald's not 20 miles away." Sure, we had an eccentric old man who urinated on the lettuce at A&P, but he lacked the elan of a Shakey Jake. Arid our most fervent dervishes were Baptists, a 'bit less visible than Ann Arbor's ubiquitous chanting Krishnas. BUT THE MEAGER melodic meanderings offered by those orange-robed Tom, Dick and Hares was reminiscent of the talent back in the jewel of Lake Huron. The best you could do for live entertainment in Tawas town was trudge down to the Community Center on an odd weekend to hear Off or E.T. Shad- rack spew forth their latest rendition of "Smoke on the Water." Ann Arbor proved a musical Mecca. Acoustically sincere Hill Auditorium delivered the likes of Todd Rundgren, Jackson Browne and Chick Corea and Gary Burton. Once in a bloodshot moon, you can even catch Tom Waits at the Ivar, er, Michigan Theatre. Less live performance also abounded in that and other the- atres. Back home, the Family might get the latest box office boffo before it hit TV. The Tawas Drive-In served up tales of lusty bikers and teenaged hitchhikers between submergences. My cinematic senses climaxed at the array of old, on-campus and new, off-campus flicks that awaited my rubles and retinas. Even Pink Flamingos at midnight. Oh yeah, school. The jump from Tawas Area High to the University proved just a shade less lengthy than that from the first cigarette to shooting smack. AT TAHS, A FEW friends and I virtually ruled the roost, which anyone with half a mind could do (which included myself and the aforementioned friends). But at the University, I became just another perverted Social Security number among a host of big city intellectuals and small town valedictorians. I recall sitting open-mouthed in an early humanities class while my' precocious peers debated some finer points of Greek mythology. Tawas had taught me only the latest scoops on Jackie and Ari in the latest Enquirer at the IGA. Too often, those lurid tales in the tabloid pages find form in Ann Arbor. Tawas' major crimes, primarily speeding and shining deer, pale in comparison to the plethora of assaults and B&E's all too characteristic of Washtenaw, County. But that's just another step from the comfortable fawasian womb to the real world. The education in the University class- rooms may have been questionable, but the one outside it proved priceless. Regardless of origins, I'm sure you'll agree when it's all over. Just don't forget to lock your door. Doily Photo by ALAN BILINSKY Unlike small towns, Ann Arbor keeps its doors open far into the night. I was a naive transfer student a - By DENISE FOX rfRANSFERRING h e r e from Michigan S t a t e University was not quite what I expected it to be. It seems that in areas where; I expected difficulties there! were none, but where I expected none, there were all kinds of problems. My biggest worry as a trans- fer student from MSU was that the academic adjustment would be grueling. Once I started class-' es, though, I discovered that the change was actually very easy. Classes seem to be con- ducted pretty much the same everywhere. From past experi- ence, I already knew how much time I needed to spend studying, how to take notes, how to pre- pare myself for final exams. My biggest "problems" aca- demically w e r e remembering that classes here start at ten minutes after the hour and lo- cating my classes. Not that these concerns were Denise Fox, a new Daily staff writer, transferred to the Uni- versity last fall from Michigan, State University. trivial, mind you. For the first time in my school years, I was early for my classes, something which seemed to go against my better nature. And one time I spent half an hour looking for the LSA building-when I was right next to it. I thought the easiest part of transferring schools would be the social aspect, until I actually arrived on campus. Y FIRST dilemma was find- ing a place to live. I knew that I didn't want to live in a dorm here because I was con- vinced after my second year in a dorm at State that three years of residence hall life would be enough to drive a sane person crazy. I was lucky enough to find a place to live with an old friend. Other people I met at orienta- tilon were not as fortunate, how- ever. Several had misgivings about living in a dorm, but fear- ed they wouldn't meet as many people if they lived off Ampus. 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